The Best 5 Chemically Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chemically jokes. There are some chemically extremes jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chemically inaccurate puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chemically Jokes and Puns

I really don't understand why people consider alcohol to be a problem.

Chemically speaking, it's a solution.

What do you call someone who says you can chemically bond Lithium and Argon?

Well, just ask them what the bond would be named.

Termite Food

So I work in a retail store where we routinely have shipments of freight arriving on wooden skids. A truck driver will come by every week or so, and pick up the empty skids so they can be reused.

Out of curiosity, I asked the driver if he ever worried about termites getting into his trailer. He said the brand of skids we use are chemically treated, so termites won't eat them. You can tell the difference because instead of being regular wood, they're usually painted blue.

So I said, "In other words, they can't palate pallets in that pallette?"

"Wanna hear a chemistry joke?"

"Na, man, I'm good."

"Wow, you didn't have to get salty over it."

(Chemically inaccurate but who cares, right?)

Chemically Speaking,

Alcohol is a solution


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the chemically antagonist jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working chemically scientifically piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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