Chemical Symbol Jokes
14 chemical symbol jokes and hilarious chemical symbol puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chemical symbol that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Chemical Symbol Short Jokes
Short chemical symbol jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chemical symbol humour may include short chemical jokes also.
- What follows 16 Sodium atoms into a bar? Batman.
Explainer:
The chemical symbol for sodium is "Na." The Batman television show theme is: "Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, Batman!"
- Hey mate do you know what are the chemicals symbols for sodium, bromine and oxygen? Na BrO !
- I asked my friend if he could tell me the chemical symbol for Neptunium He said it wasn't a problem but hasn't replied since
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Chemical Symbol One Liners
Which chemical symbol one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chemical symbol? I can suggest the ones about chemistry bar and symbols for.
- Why does plutonium stink? Because it's chemical element symbol is Pu.
- What is a pirate's favorite chemical symbol Au
- I would tell you the chemical symbol for sodium... ...But Na....
*rimshot*
Chemical Symbol Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about chemical symbol you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chemistry love jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chemical symbol pranks.
During an exam, a student pokes the guy next to him and whispers, "pssst... is C the chemical symbol for chlorine?"
He whispers back, "Na, Cl you idiot!".
"OK thanks..." replies the student, "but why so salty?"
My chemistry teacher pulled this on us today.
We were reviewing balancing chemical equations and got onto the topic of changing the names of compounds into their symbols so we could start balancing them. My teacher starts, "Changing names into symbols, is very much like translating Spanish into English. Maria estudia. Maria studies. Carlos va a la biblioteca. Carlos goes to the library. Now I would have said prison but I don't know how to say that in Spanish."
A New Metal has been added to Chemistry
Name: Woman
Symbol: Wm
Atomic mass: Light when first found... tends to get heavier with time.
**PHYSICAL PROPERTIES**
- Boils at any time
- Can freeze at any time
- Melts if treated with love
- Very Bitter if Mishandled
**CHEMICAL PROPERTIES**
- Very Reactive
- Highly Unstable
- Possesses Strong Affinity towards Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards, Debit cards & Cheque books
- Money Reducing Agent
**OCCURRENCE**
- Mostly found in front of the Mirror.
- It's highly flammable when mixed with in-laws.
- It has mixed properties when seated with parents.
- Very harmful to you if she sees you with any element similar to itself!
Datasheet of a Woman
Element | Woman
Symbol | ♀
Discoverer | Adam
Atomic Mass | Accepted as 55kg, but known to vary from 45kg to 225kg
**Physical Properties:**
1. Body surface normally covered with a film of powder and paint
2. Boils at absolutely nothing - freezes with no apparent reason
3. Found in various grades ranging from v**... material to common ore.
**Chemical Properties:**
1. Reacts well to gold, platinum and all precious stones.
2. Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning
3. The most powerful money reducing agent known to man
**Hazards**
1. Turns green when placed alongside a superior specimen.
2. Possession of more than one is possible but specimens must not make contact.
New (Periodic Table) Element
A new element added to the PERIODIC TABLE :
Name: Girl
Symbol: Gl
Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.
Physical properties:
1. Boils at any time,
2. Melts when handled with love and care,
3. very bitter when mishandled.
Chemical properties:
1. Very reactive,
2. Highly unstable,
3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum, diamond, branded clothes and other expensive items.
Nature:
1. Money reducing agent.
2. Volatile when left alone.
Occurrence:
Mostly found in front of the mirrors.