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A group of nagging dentists discovered and new chemical element.
It's called Phlosphorus.
Why does plutonium stink?
Because it's chemical element symbol is Pu.
I told my ex that if she was a chemical element, she'd be element 67
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A New Metal has been added to Chemistry
Name: Woman
Symbol: Wm
Atomic mass: Light when first found... tends to get heavier with time.
**PHYSICAL PROPERTIES**
- Boils at any time
- Can freeze at any time
- Melts if treated with love
- Very Bitter if Mishandled
**CHEMICAL PROPERTIES**
- Very Reactive
- Highly Unstable
- Possesses Strong Affinity towards Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards, Debit cards & Cheque books
- Money Reducing Agent
**OCCURRENCE**
- Mostly found in front of the Mirror.
- It's highly flammable when mixed with in-laws.
- It has mixed properties when seated with parents.
- Very harmful to you if she sees you with any element similar to itself!
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Datasheet of a Woman
Element | Woman
Symbol | ♀
Discoverer | Adam
Atomic Mass | Accepted as 55kg, but known to vary from 45kg to 225kg
**Physical Properties:**
1. Body surface normally covered with a film of powder and paint
2. Boils at absolutely nothing - freezes with no apparent reason
3. Found in various grades ranging from v**... material to common ore.
**Chemical Properties:**
1. Reacts well to gold, platinum and all precious stones.
2. Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning
3. The most powerful money reducing agent known to man
**Hazards**
1. Turns green when placed alongside a superior specimen.
2. Possession of more than one is possible but specimens must not make contact.
What is the Friendliest Chemical Element of the Periodic Table?
Bromine.
What is a chiropractor's favorite chemical element?
Knee-on!
I hate chemistry and chemical elements
But potassium is K
New (Periodic Table) Element
A new element added to the PERIODIC TABLE :
Name: Girl
Symbol: Gl
Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.
Physical properties:
1. Boils at any time,
2. Melts when handled with love and care,
3. very bitter when mishandled.
Chemical properties:
1. Very reactive,
2. Highly unstable,
3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum, diamond, branded clothes and other expensive items.
Nature:
1. Money reducing agent.
2. Volatile when left alone.
Occurrence:
Mostly found in front of the mirrors.
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