Chemical Compound Jokes
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How do chemical compounds cry?
They break down
A chemist and his friend go to lunch. When asked what they want to drink,the chemist says, "I'll have some H2O." His friend says "I'll have some H2O too"
When they get their drinks, they both are fine because the waiter is a sensible person who is able to distinguish the difference between the chemical compound H2O2, hydrogen peroxide, and asking to have water, like his friend.
What chemical compound prevails over constant negative press?
Carbon monoxide vanadium di-iron
My chemistry teacher pulled this on us today.
We were reviewing balancing chemical equations and got onto the topic of changing the names of compounds into their symbols so we could start balancing them. My teacher starts, "Changing names into symbols, is very much like translating Spanish into English. Maria estudia. Maria studies. Carlos va a la biblioteca. Carlos goes to the library. Now I would have said prison but I don't know how to say that in Spanish."
Scientists have uncovered the fact that there is a chemical compound that cures all diseases with a single dose.
It's called Cyanide.
What is the best-looking chemical compound?
Copper (II) telluride.
Which chemical compound is the best at boxing?
Potassium Oxide
What's Bruce Willis' favourite chemical compound?
Sodium Diehardonate.
Which chemical compound are you most likely to find at a frat party?
Hydrogen *Bro*mide.
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