The Best 6 Chemical Compound Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chemical Compound jokes. There are some chemical compound jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chemical compound puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chemical Compound Jokes and Puns

How do chemical compounds cry?

They break down

A chemist and his friend go to lunch. When asked what they want to drink,the chemist says, "I'll have some H2O." His friend says "I'll have some H2O too"

When they get their drinks, they both are fine because the waiter is a sensible person who is able to distinguish the difference between the chemical compound H2O2, hydrogen peroxide, and asking to have water, like his friend.

My chemistry teacher pulled this on us today.

We were reviewing balancing chemical equations and got onto the topic of changing the names of compounds into their symbols so we could start balancing them. My teacher starts, "Changing names into symbols, is very much like translating Spanish into English. Maria estudia. Maria studies. Carlos va a la biblioteca. Carlos goes to the library. Now I would have said prison but I don't know how to say that in Spanish."

What chemical compound prevails over constant negative press?

Carbon monoxide vanadium di-iron

Scientists have uncovered the fact that there is a chemical compound that cures all diseases with a single dose.

It's called Cyanide.


What is the best-looking chemical compound?

Copper (II) telluride.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the chemical compound jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working chemical compound piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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