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- I just fired my sioux chef because I found out he lied on his resume. Turns out he's navajo.
- I'm thinking about opening up a swedish restaurant but my chef isn't actually Swedish Do you think anyone will notice I'm using an artificial Swedener on my food?
- What did the chef say when he cooked up moose meat instead of beef? "Oh no! I've made a huge MooseSteak!"
- I used to be on of those chefs who shouts and swears a lot But then I discovered oven mitts
- I was watching Australian Master Chef last night... Some guy made a meringue and everybody cheered...
I thought... That's odd, normaly in Australia they boo meringue - A Blonde went for a pizza. The chef said would you like it cut into 4 slices or 8? Blonde said 4 please. There is no way I could possibly eat 8 slice.
- A private goes AWOL from the Army to follow his calling as a pastry chef, but gets caught and arrested. He was eventually court-martialed and sentenced to five years in prison for being a desserter.
- A man has dinner at a chinese restaurant The man says to the chef:
"Gee, this steak is rubbery!" And the chef replies "thank you very much!" - Why did the accordion player become a chef? He knew how to whip up a great melody and mix it with harmony.
- What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded? What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded?
Looks like we have debris all over the place
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- I asked a chef if he ever served a steak raw.. He said yeah but it's rare.
- Why did the French chef kill himself? He lost his huile d'olive
- What is a chef's favorite gun? A-salt-rifle
I'll show myself out - What do you call the salad of an epileptic chef? A seizure salad.
- Where does the midget pizza chef with epilepsy work? Little seizures
- Did you hear about the depressed French chef? He'd lost the huile d'olive.
- A world renowned chef undercooked the meat It was a rare misteak
- How did Chef Gordon Ramsay lose 100 pounds in under a month? He started a swear jar.
- Who was the Pharaoh's favourite chef? Gordon Ramesses
- Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant? He got crêped out.
- Why did the solstice become a chef? It loved "cooking" in the heat!
- Have you heard about the Italian chef? He pasta way
- The dumpling chef always delivers, he’s truly aww-some.
- What is the sushi chef's dream car? rolls rice
- Why did the dwarf chef leave the restaurant? Because the steaks were too high.
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There was once a pastry competition...
Many bakers submitted their desserts to the contest, but the judges were torn between two Italian chefs' pastries.
They said to the chefs, "We would love for both of you to win... *But there cannoli be one."*
how many chefs does it take to change a,light bulb ?
one to do it, and five others to tell him how they did it differently in their last kitchen.
There were two chefs. She was Chinese, he was German.
They fell in love, got married, and opened a restaurant together. The food is terrific, and very interesting; however...
A half hour after you eat there, you are hungry for power.
Two Chefs get in an argument,
And they split the kitchen right down the middle.
One Chef has the oven and fridge on his side, and the other has the freezer, a spice rack, and a microwave on his.
So the first Chef looks at the other and says
"What are you gonna do? You can't cook anything in a microwave, you're finished."
The second Chef looks over and tells him
"I have thyme on my side."
Why am I scared of french pastry chefs?
They give me the crepes.
I work at a restaurant and one of the chefs there is both dyslexic and epileptic.
Ended up sending out a chicken seizure salad.
A spice belt for chefs
Might be a waist of thyme
What is a chefs weapon of choice?
A salt rifle
Why are men the best chefs?
Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.
Why are chefs the meanest?
Because they beat the eggs and whip the cream
I'm creating a new dating app for chefs!
It's called Tender! swipe right to keep cooking or swipe left to leave raw
Artists cover their mistakes with paint, chefs cover their mistakes with sauce. How do doctors cover their mistakes?
With dirt.
I bought a chicken cookbook.
I didn't know the smart b**... were chefs.
How many chefs does it take to stuff a turkey?
One, but you really have to cram him in there.
What do chefs research?
Cutting-edge technology
Why can't sous chefs get girls?
They're all beta cooks.
Italian Chefs can now get an exclusive software update for their Tesla
It's been named Carpatchio
A common chefs error
Is to think they must always add salt to a sauce before boiling it down. This is the fallacy of reductive seasoning.
Why are chefs in such a rush?
Theyre running out of thyme.
What do you call 2 chefs working together in the same kitchen?
Taste Buds
Jesus and Michelin Star chefs have one thing in common
They can both feed 5,000 people with 2 loaves of bread and 5 fish
European heaven/ European h**...
European heaven is a place where the chefs are spanish, the police is british, the mechanics are germans, the lovers are italians and everything is organized by the swiss.
European h**... is a place where the chefs are british, the police is german, the mechanics are spanish, the lovers are swiss and everything is organized by the italians.
Chefs make the most temporal type of art.
Within hours, it's total s**....
I feel bad for chefs
All their hard work turns to s**....
Heaven and h**... according to Europe
Heaven is a place where,
all the cops are British,
all the chefs are French,
all the engineers are German,
all the parties are organized by the Italians,
and it's all run by the Swiss
h**... is a place where,
all the cops are German,
all the chefs are British (sorry Gordon),
all the engineers are French,
all the parties are organized by the Swiss,
and it's all run by the Italians
Why do Beginner Chefs cook only Asian food?
They need to Wok before they can run.
What's the Preferred Luxury Automobile of Sushi Chefs around the world?
Rolls Rice
Did you hear about the baker who created a martial art for chefs?
It's pretty sweet.
He calls it "Cook-Kido".
What kind of cars do sushi chefs drive?
Rolls rice!
Why do professional bakers and chefs always use butter?
Because there's no margarine for error.
Why are psychic bad chefs?
They cook everything medium rare.
According to a recent survey of Chefs, about 82% of them are part of the LGBT community.
Interestingly most of them were pansexual
European Heaven & h**...
Heaven: The British are the police, the French are chefs, the Germans are the mechanics, the Swiss are the administrators, and the Italians are the lovers.
h**...: The Germans are the police, the British are the chefs, the French are the mechanics, the Italians are the administrators, and the Swiss are the lovers.
What is a chefs favorite earth spell?
Cast iron
Chefs don't tell yo mama jokes
They tell umami jokes.
