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Chef Knife Jokes

3 chef knife jokes and hilarious chef knife puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chef knife that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Chef Knife Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

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Dad Joke

My dad - who was a chef - always referred to the cheese knife as "the lesser implement". Once I was going to ask him "Dad, what's the greater implement?" but I just stopped myself in time.

What did the chef say to her apprentice after he cut the apples perfectly?

Knife Job! :D

what did the mushroom say to the chef?

Shitake that knife away from me

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