The Best 6 Chef Gordon Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chef Gordon jokes. There are some chef gordon jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chef gordon puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chef Gordon Jokes and Puns

How did Chef Gordon Ramsay lose 100 pounds in under a month?

He started a swear jar.

Who was the Pharaoh's favourite chef?

Gordon Ramesses

What do you call an Egyptian chef?

Gordon Ramses.

Heaven and Hell according to Europe

Heaven is a place where,
all the cops are British,
all the chefs are French,
all the engineers are German,
all the parties are organized by the Italians,
and it's all run by the Swiss

Hell is a place where,
all the cops are German,
all the chefs are British (sorry Gordon),
all the engineers are French,
all the parties are organized by the Swiss,
and it's all run by the Italians

Famous Egyptian 19th Dynasty chef

Gordon Ramses II


Gordon Ramsay went to a failing restaurant and ordered a glass of water...

"IT'S DRY!" he yelled and threw the water back at the lazy chef.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the chef gordon jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working chef gordon piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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