cheez Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious cheez puns

So I was making this image...

There's this cat, and he's trying to find out how much cheese there is in a gyro. He knows its radius and length, but he asks "I can haz cheez density?"

Yeah, I know, it's not very funny.

I should probably stop using math and feta memes.


What do a cheezit and a hungry white stoner have in common?

Both are baked snack crackers.


What do you call an empty can of cheez whiz?

Cheez waz.


Cheezus take the wheel!

*bud um sch*


Harlot Du Frommage

Harley's pussy was so cheesy she came Cheez Whipits


What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach?

Cheez It!


What do you call an empty jar of cheez whiz?

Sheez was!


What is a Cheez Doodle's favorite exercise?

*Curl* ups!


What are the most funny Cheez jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Cheez? Well, here are the best Cheez dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Cheez pick up lines to share with friends.


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