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I call the sunshine c**... company every year at this time and request they sell Cheez-its shrunk to 1/4th their original size.
I request they market them as "Sweet little baby Cheez-its."
So I was making this image...
There's this cat, and he's trying to find out how much cheese there is in a gyro. He knows its radius and length, but he asks "I can haz cheez density?"
Yeah, I know, it's not very funny.
I should probably stop using math and feta memes.
Prayer before meals
Kid: Give us this day our daily bread.... With ham, egg, cheeze, french fries, salad on the side...
God: hey, kid. Are you praying or taking an order?
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When I was a kid, my dad would give me $5 and tell me to get groceries. I would come back with 2 j**... of milk, 2 dozen eggs, 1lb cheeze, 1lb Hamburger, 2 loafs of bread, and a half pound of butter.
But now a-days security has gotten better you just can't steal that much anymore.
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What do you call an empty can of cheez w**...?
Cheez waz.
A man from Wisconsin is travelling in Mexico...
when he comes across a dairy farm.
"Buenos noches, do you have any cheeze for sale?"
"Buenos, nochez"
What is a Cheez Doodle's favorite exercise?
*Curl* ups!
Why did the pornstar get a discount on cheese?
Because she bought cheez-its
What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach?
Cheez It!
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