Cheez It Jokes
17 cheez it jokes and hilarious cheez it puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cheez it that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Cheez It Short Jokes
Short cheez it jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cheez it humour may include short cheesy jokes also.
- Prayer before meals Kid: Give us this day our daily bread.... With ham, egg, cheeze, french fries, salad on the side...
God: hey, kid. Are you praying or taking an order? - A man from Wisconsin is travelling in Mexico... when he comes across a dairy farm.
"Buenos noches, do you have any cheeze for sale?"
"Buenos, nochez" - I call the sunshine c**... company every year at this time and request they sell Cheez-its shrunk to 1/4th their original size. I request they market them as "Sweet little baby Cheez-its."
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Cheez It One Liners
Which cheez it one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cheez it? I can suggest the ones about cheese burger and cheddar cheese.
- What is a Cheez Doodle's favorite exercise? *Curl* ups!
- Why did the pornstar get a discount on cheese? Because she bought cheez-its
- What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach? Cheez It!
- Q: What do you call an empty jar of Cheez w**...?
A: Cheez Whuz. - What do you call an empty can of cheez w**...? Cheez waz.
- What do you call an empty jar of cheez w**...? Sheez was!
Happy Cheez It Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about cheez it you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cheddar jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cheez it pranks.
So I was making this image...
There's this cat, and he's trying to find out how much cheese there is in a gyro. He knows its radius and length, but he asks "I can haz cheez density?"
Yeah, I know, it's not very funny.
I should probably stop using math and feta memes.
When I was a kid, my dad would give me $5 and tell me to get groceries. I would come back with 2 j**... of milk, 2 dozen eggs, 1lb cheeze, 1lb Hamburger, 2 loafs of bread, and a half pound of butter.
But now a-days security has gotten better you just can't steal that much anymore.