The Best 9 Cheez It Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cheez It jokes. There are some cheez it parm jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cheez it fruity puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cheez It Jokes and Puns

I call the sunshine cracker company every year at this time and request they sell Cheez-its shrunk to 1/4th their original size.

I request they market them as "Sweet little baby Cheez-its."

So I was making this image...

There's this cat, and he's trying to find out how much cheese there is in a gyro. He knows its radius and length, but he asks "I can haz cheez density?"

Yeah, I know, it's not very funny.

I should probably stop using math and feta memes.

Prayer before meals

Kid: Give us this day our daily bread.... With ham, egg, cheeze, french fries, salad on the side...

God: hey, kid. Are you praying or taking an order?

Q: What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz?

A: Cheez Whuz.

When I was a kid, my dad would give me $5 and tell me to get groceries. I would come back with 2 jugs of milk, 2 dozen eggs, 1lb cheeze, 1lb Hamburger, 2 loafs of bread, and a half pound of butter.

But now a-days security has gotten better you just can't steal that much anymore.


What do you call an empty can of cheez whiz?

Cheez waz.

A man from Wisconsin is travelling in Mexico...

when he comes across a dairy farm.

"Buenos noches, do you have any cheeze for sale?"

"Buenos, nochez"

What is a Cheez Doodle's favorite exercise?

*Curl* ups!

What do you call an empty jar of cheez whiz?

Sheez was!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cheez it spaghettios jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cheez it moscow red piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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