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Cheetos Jokes

26 cheetos jokes and hilarious cheetos puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cheetos that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Cheetos Short Jokes

Short cheetos jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cheetos humour may include short chips jokes also.

  1. There's a new machine at my gym. I used it, but after an hour I started feeling sick...
    It's got Snickers, cheetos, Peanuts... Everything!
  2. "What's that in the bag?" "An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."
  3. Riddle me this: What's Hot N Red, Best in Bed? A bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos cause I'm alone
  4. I'm on a new diet where I can only eat and drink things where I know what the ingredients mean. I can now tell you every ingredients use in Cheetos, how it's obtained, and the molecular structure.
  5. Did you hear about that guy going around stealing everybody's Flamin' Hot Cheetos? He was caught red-handed!
    ...I'll see myself to the door.
  6. What do Hot Cheetos and a Gun have in common? Bring it to school and everyone starts acting like your best friend .
  7. A man walks into a Movie Theater with a bag -"What's that in the bag"
    --"An AK-47"
    -"No, the thing next to it"
    --"A bag of Cheetos"
    -"Sorry, you can't take that to the Theatre"
  8. Asked my co-worker if saw the big news report... He said which one, The Mac 'n Cheetos announcement or the UK doing something?
    True story, from 3 min ago... 'Murica
  9. The secretary at my dentist office told me "The waiting room is just to the left, make yourself at home." I've been back there every night since then to watch Cops and eat Cheetos in my underwear.
  10. Having nutrition information on a bag of Cheetos is like having dating tips on a box of Crocs.

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Cheetos One Liners

Which cheetos one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cheetos? I can suggest the ones about peanut and cornflakes.

  1. I like my pick-up lines how I like my cheetos Dangerously Cheesy
  2. What is an adulterers favorite snack? Cheetos.
  3. What do you get when you mix a cheetah and a rhino? A Cheeto
  4. Did you hear about the guy who robbed the Cheetos factory? He was caught orange fingered.
  5. whats the dankest cheeto? The despa-cheeto
  6. What is fat, has no brain, and coated in an orange substance? a Cheeto puff
  7. What song do cheetahs in school like to listen to? Desk Paw Cheeto.
  8. I don't like Flamin' Hot Cheetos They burn me every time I try to eat them
  9. What do you call a bunch of snowflakes circling a cheeto Democrats
  10. I finally found out who is stealing my hot-Cheetos Caught him red-handed
  11. What's a foot's favorite food? Chee-toes!
  12. I fought in Vietnam I went there last year and some kid took my Cheetos so I hit him.
  13. Flaming hot cheetos Taste like sampling an entire spice rack all at once
  14. Why did Chester the Cheetah's wife file for divorce? He cheeto'd on her.

Cheetos joke, Why did Chester the Cheetah's wife file for divorce?

Uplifting Cheetos Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about cheetos you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean crispy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cheetos pranks.

I was sitting in a recliner n**... eating Cheetos minding my own business

And the Walmart manager calls the police

Cheetos joke, Asked my co-worker if saw the big news report...