The Best 44 Cheetah Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cheetah jokes. There are some cheetah gazelle jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cheetah lioness puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cheetah Jokes and Puns

Investment question

If a leopard and a cheetah both had companies, which stock should you buy?

A: The leopard's, because cheetahs never prosper.

Why does a tiger make such a good girlfriend?

Because its not a cheetah.

Buddy of mine just told this to me

A lion and a cheetah set off on a foot race too see who was the faster animal.The cheetah ended up winning and the lion complained. "Hey you a cheetah". The cheetah says back "Nah you a lion".

Cheetah joke, Buddy of mine just told this to me

so a cheetah and a lion decide to have a race

The cheetah wins and the lion says "you're a Cheetah"
the Cheetah says 'nah you're Lion'

What does a cheetah call Usain Bolt?

Fast food

what do you call a cat that copies off others' exam papers?

a cheetah

A cheetah and a lion are racing in Africa

After the cheetah easily wins, the lion complains: "Man, you're a cheetah" and the cheetah says: "Naw man you're a lion".

Cheetah joke, A cheetah and a lion are racing in Africa

Why is Hitler's Favorite Animal the Cheetah?

Because they are the Facist animals within existence.

So a lion and a cheetah set out for a foot race...

So a lion and a cheetah set out for a foot race to see who's the fastest in the animal kingdom. The cheetah wins. The lion say "Hey, you a cheetah!" The cheetah says "Nah, you lion."

There aren't that many casinos in Africa.

Cause there are too many cheetahs.

And if you meet one who claims he isn't a cheetah, he's probably lion to you.

A Jamaican is asked, use Dandelion in a sentence ...

He then says ...
"The cheetah is faster dandelion"

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You cant expect an honest person to beat Usain Bolt...

Only a cheetah can.

Teacher asks class: "use the word Dandelion in a sentence"

Teacher asks class: "use the word Dandelion in a sentence"

Jamaican student: "the cheetah is faster dandelion"

*Everyone dies*

Did you know that..

The Cheetah is faster Dandelion

So the teacher asks

So the teacher asks an African student to use the word dandelion in a sentence.
The student says: the cheetah can run faster dandelion.


Teacher - 'Use dandelion in a sentence'

Jamaican student - 'De cheetah is faster dandelion'

Cheetah joke, Teacher - 'Use dandelion in a sentence'

What do you call an unfaithful feline?

A cheetah.

I saw this guy trying to hit on a Cheetah

Just then I thought He's trying to pull a fast one

Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word 'dandelion' in it.

Jamaican: Da Cheetah ran faster dandelion

A english teacher asked the class...

... Use the word 'dandelion' in a sentence.

The Jamaican kid then stood up and proudly exclaimed -

De Cheetah is fastah dandelion'

Which side of a cheetah has the most spots?

The outside.

I have the heart of a lion and the legs of a cheetah

Needless to say, the zoo doesn't want me back.

Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank?

He ran away so fast that he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.

What's the difference between a cheetah and a comma?

A cheetah has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause

A professor in South Africa is teaching her students how to form Emglish sentences.

Attention class I have two words: Cheetah, and dandelion. Can anybody use these together in a sentence?

One student raises their hand,

The cheetah is faster dandelion.

Why did the giraffe leave her boyfriend?

He was a Cheetah!

A teacher asked a Jamaican kid in class to use the word dandelion in a sentence

The kid said The cheetah is faster dandelion

All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose?

Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.

A bunch of animals went to school. Who got kicked out?

The cheetah

Which animal is not faithful in a relationship?


The big race

It was the day of the big race. Usain Bolt was going to run against a cheetah, the world's fastest animal, capable of reaching speeds of up to 70 mph!

People knew Usain didn't stand a chance, but watched anyway. At last, they were off, and in a matter of seconds the race was over - amazingly, Usain Bolt came out victorious!!!

Because...cheetah's never win.

Man. I know my wife is athletic and seems pretty quick on her feet...

but why do all my friends keep calling her a cheetah? She ain't that fast.

A teacher asks her students to use the word dandelion on a sentence

A boy raises his hand and says, the cheetah is faster dandelion.

Teacher: Make a sentence with the word, dandelion.

Jamaican Student: de Cheetah is faster dandelion

Why was the cheetah so bad at hide and seek ?

No matter where she hid, she was always spotted.

A race was arranged between a tortoise and a cheetah. The tortoise obviously won. You know why?

'Cause cheetahs never win.

Why was the cat banned from running the race?

Because he was a cheetah.

A lion and a cheetah have a game of chess and the cheetah ends up winning.

Annoyed, the lion shouts, "You're a cheater!"
The cheetah snapped back, "You're lyin'!"

What do you get when you mix a cheetah and a rhino?

A Cheeto

Who isn't allowed in zoo's quiz team?

The cheetah

What do you call a jaguar who cheats on his wife?

A cheetah..

Which cat is the least loyal?

A cheetah.

A lion, a tiger, a cheetah and a mouse fell in a hole

after trying to get away for hours, they gave up and accepted their fate

soon enough everybody got hungry.

The tiger proposed that they start by eating the weakest animal, the cheetah agreed, but the mouse stood up and said : "if you touch the lion I'll kick you in the nuts"

Why did the cat get divorced?

He was a cheetah

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