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Funniest Cheetah Short Jokes

Short cheetah jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cheetah humour may include short leopard jokes also.

  1. What's the difference between a cheetah and a comma? A cheetah has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause
  2. Teacher - 'Use dandelion in a sentence' Jamaican student - 'De cheetah is faster dandelion'
  3. I just found out my older wife was cheating on me Turns out she's not a cougar, she's a cheetah
  4. Teacher asks class: "use the word Dandelion in a sentence" Teacher asks class: "use the word Dandelion in a sentence"
    Jamaican student: "the cheetah is faster dandelion"
    *Everyone dies*
  5. A jamaican is asked, use Dandelion in a sentence ... He then says ...
    "The cheetah is faster dandelion"
  6. A lion and a cheetah had a race. The lion said you are a "cheetah" and the cheetah said you are "lion."
  7. A teacher asks her students to use the word dandelion on a sentence A boy raises his hand and says, the cheetah is faster dandelion.
  8. A english teacher asked the class... ... Use the word 'dandelion' in a sentence.
    The Jamaican kid then stood up and proudly exclaimed -
    De Cheetah is fastah dandelion'
  9. Why was the cheetah so bad at hide and seek ? No matter where she hid, she was always spotted.
  10. There are now 3 undefeated cat teams in the NFL! The Panthers, the Bengals and the Cheetahs.

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Cheetah One Liners

Which cheetah one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cheetah? I can suggest the ones about zebra and tiger.

  1. I tried dating a cougar once. Turned out she was a cheetah.
  2. Why are there no casino in Africa? Too many cheetahs.
  3. Why don't cats play poker in the forest? Because there are too many cheetahs
  4. Why does a tiger make such a good girlfriend? Because its not a cheetah.
  5. Do you know why there's no gambling in Africa? Because there are too many cheetahs.
  6. Why is there no gambling in Africa? Too many cheetahs
  7. Why can't you play games in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
  8. Why did they stop giving tests at the zoo? It was full of cheetahs.
  9. What do you call a jaguar who cheats on his wife? A cheetah..
  10. Which side of a cheetah has the most spots? The outside.
  11. Why do tigers always beat cheetahs at hide-and-seek? They've never been spotted.
  12. What does a cheetah call Usain Bolt? Fast food
  13. Why are divorce rates so high in the jungle? There are too many cheetahs.
  14. My ex told me her spiritual animal was the tiger... but it turned out it was the cheetah.
  15. What is Tiger Woods' spirit animal? Idk, but his wife said he was a Cheetah

Lion And Cheetah Jokes

Here is a list of funny lion and cheetah jokes and even better lion and cheetah puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose? Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.
  • Why did the two big cats get a divorce? Because one was lion and the other was a cheetah
  • Don't date African cats A lot of them are cheetahs and the ones who say they aren't are lion.
  • Why can you never trust African cats? Because they're all either lion or cheetahs.
  • Do you know why they don't play poker in the jungle? Because there's too many cheetahs. I'm not lion.
  • so a cheetah and a lion decide to have a race The cheetah wins and the lion says "you're a Cheetah"
    the Cheetah says 'nah you're Lion'
  • A lion and a cheetah have a game of chess and the cheetah ends up winning. Annoyed, the lion shouts, "You're a cheater!"
    The cheetah snapped back, "You're lyin'!"
  • I have the heart of a lion and the legs of a cheetah Needless to say, the zoo doesn't want me back.
  • There aren't that many casinos in Africa. Cause there are too many cheetahs.
    And if you meet one who claims he isn't a cheetah, he's probably lion to you.
  • A cheetah and a lion are racing in Africa After the cheetah easily wins, the lion complains: "Man, you're a cheetah" and the cheetah says: "Naw man you're a lion".

Cheetah Girl Jokes

Here is a list of funny cheetah girl jokes and even better cheetah girl puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend? Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.
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Comical Cheetah Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about cheetah you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean panther jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cheetah pranks.

Investment question

If a leopard and a cheetah both had companies, which stock should you buy?
A: The leopard's, because cheetahs never prosper.

Buddy of mine just told this to me

A lion and a cheetah set off on a foot race too see who was the faster animal.The cheetah ended up winning and the lion complained. "Hey you a cheetah". The cheetah says back "Nah you a lion".

Would a cheetah cheat on his wife?

No, but a tiger would.

Why did that animal's wife get a divorce?

Because he was a cheetah.

Two animals taking a test were caught copying off each other...

When one accuses the other...
"He's the CHEETAH!"
"What? You're LION!"

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

Upon what does a jungle cat write a letter?

A cheetah paper.

Is it hard to spot a cheetah?

No, they come that way.

what do you call a cat that copies off others' exam papers?

a cheetah

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

Why did Tiger Woods get divorced?

Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!

What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?

A cheetah

Why is h**...'s Favorite Animal the Cheetah?

Because they are the Facist animals within existence.

What do you call a married cougar?

A cheetah.

Why can't animals ever have an olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

I saw a man hitting on a cheetah.

He was trying to pull a fast one!

So a lion and a cheetah set out for a foot race...

So a lion and a cheetah set out for a foot race to see who's the fastest in the animal kingdom. The cheetah wins. The lion say "Hey, you a cheetah!" The cheetah says "Nah, you lion."

Saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah

I thought, He's trying to pull a fast one

You cant expect an honest person to beat Usain Bolt...

Only a cheetah can.

Did you know that..

The Cheetah is faster Dandelion

So the teacher asks

So the teacher asks an African student to use the word dandelion in a sentence.
The student says: the cheetah can run faster dandelion.
Ba-dum-tss.

Dandelion

Teacher:"Can you make a sentence with dandelion."
Little johnny:"The cheetah is faster dandelion."

American teaching class of young foreign exchange students

"Okay class, can any of you use the word Dandelion in a sentence?"
A young boy from Ghana raises his hand and says
"The cheetah is fasta dan-de-lion!"

What do you call an unfaithful feline?

A cheetah.

What does a dead cheetah means to Tarzan ?

A new thong !

What animal cannot be trusted?

A Cheetah.

I saw this guy trying to hit on a Cheetah

Just then I thought He's trying to pull a fast one

Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word 'dandelion' in it.

Jamaican: Da Cheetah ran faster dandelion

Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank?

He ran away so fast that he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.

I dated a furry once

The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah

What do you call a cat that doesn't play by the rules?

A cheetah.

Which animal can you never trust?

Cheetah!!

A professor in South africa is teaching her students how to form Emglish sentences.

Attention class I have two words: Cheetah, and dandelion. Can anybody use these together in a sentence?
One student raises their hand,
The cheetah is faster dandelion.

As a kid my favorite superhero was The Flash and my favorite animal was the cheetah,

I guess that explains why I'm now addicted to speed

Why did the giraffe leave her boyfriend?

He was a Cheetah!

Did you hear about the cat that took a shortcut?

It was a real cheetah

A teacher asked a Jamaican kid in class to use the word dandelion in a sentence

The kid said The cheetah is faster dandelion

If Tarzan and Jane were Irish what would that make Cheetah?

The designated driver....

What animal always wins a match?

A Cheetah

Why did the cat get divorced?

Because he was a cheetah!

A bunch of animals went to school. Who got kicked out?

The cheetah

What food does a cheetah eat?

Fast food

Which animal is not faithful in a relationship?

Cheetah

The big race

It was the day of the big race. Usain Bolt was going to run against a cheetah, the world's fastest animal, capable of reaching speeds of up to 70 mph!
People knew Usain didn't stand a chance, but watched anyway. At last, they were off, and in a matter of seconds the race was over - amazingly, Usain Bolt came out victorious!!!
Because...cheetah's never win.

Man. I know my wife is athletic and seems pretty quick on her feet...

but why do all my friends keep calling her a cheetah? She ain't that fast.

Teacher: Make a sentence with the word, dandelion.

Jamaican Student: de Cheetah is faster dandelion

A race was arranged between a tortoise and a cheetah. The tortoise obviously won. You know why?

'Cause cheetahs never win.

Why was the cat banned from running the race?

Because he was a cheetah.

What do you get when you mix a cheetah and a rhino?

A Cheeto

Who isn't allowed in zoo's quiz team?

The cheetah

Which cat is the least loyal?

A cheetah.

A lion, a tiger, a cheetah and a mouse fell in a hole

after trying to get away for hours, they gave up and accepted their fate
soon enough everybody got hungry.
The tiger proposed that they start by eating the weakest animal, the cheetah agreed, but the mouse stood up and said : "if you touch the lion I'll kick you in the nuts"

Why did the cat get divorced?

He was a cheetah

[OC] Some call me the cheetah…

And some call me the lion…
But my ex-wife calls me a lion cheetah!
Note: I just thought of this, so as far as I can tell it is original.

Cheetah joke, A lion and a cheetah had a race.

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