The Best 12 Cheeta Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cheeta jokes. There are some cheeta gorilla jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cheeta una puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cheeta Jokes and Puns

Why was the cheetah so bad at hide and seek ?

No matter where she hid, she was always spotted.

What does a cheetah call Usain Bolt?

Fast food

I asked an African man to use the word dandelion in a sentence

His response was "da cheeta runs fasta dan de lion"

Cheeta joke, I asked an African man to use the word dandelion in a sentence

so a cheetah and a lion decide to have a race

The cheetah wins and the lion says "you're a Cheetah"
the Cheetah says 'nah you're Lion'

Did you know that..

The Cheetah is faster Dandelion

A cheetah and a lion are racing in Africa

After the cheetah easily wins, the lion complains: "Man, you're a cheetah" and the cheetah says: "Naw man you're a lion".

Would a cheetah cheat on his wife?

No, but a tiger would.

Cheeta joke, Would a cheetah cheat on his wife?

Why do you never play cards with the fastest animal?

He's a Cheeta

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".


I bet when Cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one goes "Man, you're such s Cheetah!" and they laugh and eat a Zebra or whatever

Lion and a cheetah have a race and the cheetah wins!

The lion say "your such a cheeta!!"
The cheetah says "um no your lion!!"

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Why don't Cheetahs play poker?

Because a winner never cheats, and a Cheetah never wins.

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