Cheeta Jokes
13 cheeta jokes and hilarious cheeta puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cheeta that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Cheeta Short Jokes
Short cheeta jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cheeta humour may include short ape jokes also.
- I asked an African man to use the word dandelion in a sentence His response was "da cheeta runs fasta dan de lion"
- How did Tarzan get his cry? As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".
- You are not a Cheeta if you do it in the Hyena. You are not a Cheeta if you do it in the Hyena.
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Cheeta One Liners
Which cheeta one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cheeta? I can suggest the ones about gorilla and zoo.
- Why don't cats play cards? Too many cheetas.
- Why do you never play cards with the fastest animal? He's a Cheeta
Hilarious Fun Cheeta Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
What funny jokes about cheeta you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cheetah jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cheeta pranks.
Why was the cheetah so bad at hide and seek ?
No matter where she hid, she was always spotted.
What does a cheetah call Usain Bolt?
Fast food
Did you know that..
The Cheetah is faster Dandelion
Would a cheetah cheat on his wife?
No, but a tiger would.
Cheetahs
I bet when Cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one goes "Man, you're such s Cheetah!" and they laugh and eat a Zebra or whatever
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
Lion and a cheetah have a race and the cheetah wins!
The lion say "your such a cheeta!!"
The cheetah says "um no your lion!!"
What did the cheetah say after finishing his chilidawg?
That hit the spot.
Why did the cheetah get suspended from the race?
Cause it was a cheetah (cheater)
