Following is our collection of funny Cheesy jokes. There are some cheesy calzones jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cheesy bad cheesy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
She's lactose intolerant.
mine is i was going to tell a joke about Wisconsin but it was too cheesy.
ninja
now he just doesn't have the thyme.
They are rushed to the hospital and the doctor asks the snail "What happened" and the snail responds "I don't know, it all happened so fast".
Because toe jokes may be cheesy, but eye jokes are cornea.
It was all gouda until a muenster appeared and started chasing me
unfortunately it's cheesy and pointless
He told me they'd been together so long, they were on their second bottle of tabasco.
...because i'm cheesy, but still smooth.
I don't wanna be Obama self.
Ugh, nevermind. It's too cheesy.
You can explore cheesy toppings reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean cheesy bland dad jokes. There are also cheesy puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
I'd tell you, but it's cheesy.
"I'm chilly"
She steps closer and takes my hand
"Will you be my con queso?"
And before I could even respond ...
"Sorry, was that too cheesy for you?"
A cheesy pickup line
...With the steering wheel to his ship crammed into his trousers.
Bartender: What is that steering wheel doing down your pants?
Pirate: Arrrgh... It's drivin' me nuts!
Too cheesy for me though
...but because it is cheesy."
but I'm quite fondue of them.
But then, my friend follows up by yelling "Jack!" I don't get what he's trying to say, but he sure is acting cheesy.
Dangerously Cheesy
Everyone cheddared with panic. There was de brie everywhere. It was no Gouda.
I'm opening up a snack shop in DC. We will serve things like:
Triple fudge brownie sunday with double whipped cream, only 100 calories!
Cheesy deep fried nachos, more vitamins and less fat than a salad!
I'll call my shop "Alternative Snacts".
Well, it goes like- Nevermind, it's too cheesy.
But now I'm nacho sure.
They're just so grate!
"I can't stand it anymore! I'm sick of your stupid and cheesy jokes! I'm leaving!"
"Gouda," I replied.
People who are laughtose intolerant.
You might think that is cheesy but actually we got to grow up on a really cool ranch
Because he had noBODY to go with
Because they can't "wok."
Note: May be cheesy and offensive, but I coined this joke when humor could be silly and irreverent, and y'all were begging for non-reposts.
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A cheesy pick up line.
Ah, never mind. The punchline is cheesy.
A cheesy pickup line
Nyet-flix
But the joke has too many holes.
I know that was a cheesy joke. Most people aren't really that fondu of them. It's rare for them to be gouda jokes. You may think of me as a muenster for these jokes, and that I could do cheddar than this. I mean no parm in these puns. Alright, I'm done. I'll asiago away now.
It was pretty cheesy.
But they're all too cheesy
...but they all end up too cheesy.
One of my more deadly assignments involved going after a mad scientist in Italy. I was having dinner with one of my contacts over some delicious cheesy rigatoni. Then, out of nowhere, I was hit by a shrink ray and tossed into my food with the sound of evil laughter. Fraught by the perils of steaming hot carbs around me, I knew that for now, escape would have to be my mission.
Mission in pasta bowl.
He uses dye!
Rick and Morty fly around the two towers but instead attack the harbor.
Rick: Honestly, Iβm proud of us for not β¦
Morty: Totally, would have been cheap ...
Rick: Low-hanging fruit. Weβre better than that.
Morty: We almost did a 9/11, we went with the Pearl Harbor. Weβre pretty classy !
Nevermind.
I was moortified.
That was a little cheesy.
Well I milked this one out as long as I cud.
But I'ma Swiss it out for somethin' chedder.
Probably lots of cheesy things.
We broke up because she couldn't stomach my cheesy jokes.
Unfortunately, everyone I know is laughtose intolerant.
They're too cheesy.
2 squares were in an argument and 2 circles were in an argument.
The squares were arguing over who was hotter, even though they were both 90 degrees.
The 2 circles argue all the time so the argument was pretty pointless.
We mostly play cheesy covers
A British national travelling to Australia on holiday is stopped at customs after getting off the plane. There, the customs agent asks him, "business or pleasure?"
"Pleasure," he replies.
"Anything to declare?"
"Does jet lag count?" the Brit asks with a cheesy smile. The Aussie customs agent looks up, drearily, unamused.
"Do you have a criminal history?"
Suddenly, the British man becomes concerned, and looks around nervously.
"What's wrong?" the customs agent asks.
"Oh, I'm sorry," the brit replies. "No, I don't. I didn't realise we still needed one of those"
I was too embarrassed to say it though, it was really cheesy.
They said his jokes were too cheesy
Or are y'all just laugh-tose intolerant?
Nevermind, its too cheesy
Fawn dew.
Apparently all the girls I talk to are lactose intolerant.
I want to make a gouda one.
Actually never mind it's too cheesy... That's the biggest problem with pizza jokes, it's all about the deliveryβ¦
Nvm... It's too cheesy...
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Probably because they are so cheesy.
Parma John!
Because they can't be cheesy!
Frankly my dear, I don't give Edam.
But it wasn't a very gouda one
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cheesy gouda jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
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