Cheesy Jokes
105 cheesy jokes and hilarious cheesy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cheesy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a laugh? These cheesy jokes are sure to bring on the groans. But they might just make you crack a smile, too.
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Funniest Cheesy Short Jokes
Short cheesy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cheesy humour may include short cheese jokes also.
- People always make fun of my dad because his name is Chip and he is a Dorito farmer You might think that is cheesy but actually we got to grow up on a really cool ranch
- Why are vegan pick-up lines of higher quality than non-vegan pick-up lines? Because they can't be cheesy!
- My grandpa was telling me about how his and my grandma's anniversary was coming up. He told me they'd been together so long, they were on their second bottle of tabasco.
- I used to date a girl who was lactose intolerant. We broke up because she couldn't stomach my cheesy jokes.
- There once was a man who used to collect spices from all over the world... now he just doesn't have the thyme.
- The best pizza joke ever Actually never mind it's too cheesy... That's the biggest problem with pizza jokes, it's all about the delivery…
- Why are eye jokes worse than toe jokes? Because toe jokes may be cheesy, but eye jokes are cornea.
- I need to get a valentine's card for my lactose intolerant wife But they're all too cheesy
- A dairy farmer got thrown out of the comedy club last night. They said his jokes were too cheesy
- A muenster attacked Emmenthal institution. Everyone cheddared with panic. There was de brie everywhere. It was no Gouda.
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Cheesy One Liners
Which cheesy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cheesy? I can suggest the ones about cheddar cheese and cheddar.
- I like my pick-up lines how I like my cheetos Dangerously Cheesy
- I have a joke about pizza and a broken pencil unfortunately it's cheesy and pointless
- Vegans don't appreciate my dad jokes Probably because they are so cheesy.
- What is Doctor Strange's favorite pizza? Sorcerer's Supreme
It's cheesy, I know. - I don’t mean to be so cheesy, but dumplings are just grate.
- What do you call a convoy of trucks hauling cheddar? A cheesy pickup line
- Want to hear a joke about pizza? Nevermind, its too cheesy
- I almost told a cheesy joke today But it wasn't a very gouda one
- So I gouda cheesy pun. But I'ma Swiss it out for somethin' chedder.
- Who doesn't like cheesy puns... They're just so grate!
- People really hate my cheesy puns... but I'm quite fondue of them.
- I once told a joke about macaroni. It was pretty cheesy.
- What do you call a cheesy baby deer on your lawn in the morning? Fawn dew.
- I've joined a band called the foreskins We mostly play cheesy covers
- Wanna hear a Nirvana joke? Nevermind.
Cheesy Nacho Jokes
Here is a list of funny cheesy nacho jokes and even better cheesy nacho puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- You guys like jokes about nachos? Nvm... It's too cheesy...
- I used to think that I was good at cheesy puns But now I'm nacho sure.
- What did the insecure, cheesy dorito say? "I'm nacho sure anymore"
- What do you call a cheesy male who is not yours? Nacho man
- What do you call a cheesy liquid dairy product that you're not allowed to drink? Nacho milk.
Bad Cheesy Jokes
Here is a list of funny bad cheesy jokes and even better bad cheesy puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I am unhappy with my made up, mediocre cheesy joke about my bad grammar. I want to make a gouda one.
Cheesy Love Jokes
Here is a list of funny cheesy love jokes and even better cheesy love puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- tell me your best " i was gonna tell a joke about X but Y" mine is i was going to tell a joke about Wisconsin but it was too cheesy.
ninja
Uproarious Cheesy Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What funny jokes about cheesy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bad cheese jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cheesy pranks.
What's the correct Japanese salutation for a cheesy person?
Parme-San
I'm not doing anything cheesy for my girlfriend on valentines day...
She's lactose intolerant.
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A turtle and a snail were walking all slowly about when suddenly c**... into each other.
They are rushed to the hospital and the doctor asks the snail "What happened" and the snail responds "I don't know, it all happened so fast".
What makes a hockey player laugh? (Warning: Cheesy)
Slapstick Comedy!
I once had a dream about cheese.
It was all gouda until a muenster appeared and started chasing me
Shouldn't russia have the mos dairy?
Cause you know,
They have the moscow?
Sorry for the cheesy joke :/
What did one pizza tell the other pizza?
A cheesy pun.
The girls call me fondue...
...because i'm cheesy, but still smooth.
Have you heard the joke about leaving milk out too long?
I'd tell you, but it's cheesy.
Wanna hear a joke about Kraft macaroni and Cheese?
I would tell you but its dangerously cheesy.
My girlfriend said that she'd break up with me if I kerp on making cheesy puns
Its okay some things just are'nt ment to brie
Wanna hear a really cheesy joke?
Just a warning, it's not that gouda.
(made that one up during a slow night at work)
I'm not a beach,
but shore.
Cheesy and overused, but always makes me laugh.
My girlfriend dropped this on me after some Tex-Mex last night ...
"I'm chilly"
She steps closer and takes my hand
"Will you be my con queso?"
And before I could even respond ...
"Sorry, was that too cheesy for you?"
What do you call a really cheesy thought?
A quesaIDEA.
I just found out they made a heart-shaped dairy-lovers pizza
Too cheesy for me though
My wife sent me out looking for a hard to find French cheese...
It's called camofromage.
Sorry this joke is so cheesy, but my kid thought it was Gouda.
Four Liars and a Pothead walk into a bar...
And someone says, "Hey, look! It's the US Olympic Swimming Team!"
"We choose to go to the moon not because it is easy...
...but because it is cheesy."
What did one cheese say to the other?
I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!
What kind of dogs will patrol the Trump wall?
Border Collies!
I just came up with this after not sleeping for 30+ hours. Sorry for the cheesy goodness.
Whenever I shoot something into the trash, I yell "Kobe!"
But then, my friend follows up by yelling "Jack!" I don't get what he's trying to say, but he sure is acting cheesy.
I'm opening up a snack shop in DC.
I'm opening up a snack shop in DC. We will serve things like:
Triple fudge brownie sunday with double whipped cream, only 100 calories!
Cheesy deep fried nachos, more vitamins and less fat than a salad!
I'll call my shop "Alternative Snacts".
Say, have you heard the joke about the pizza without the sauce?
Well, it goes like- Nevermind, it's too cheesy.
My family spent all of today calling me by different cheese names.
I told them I just wanted to be left provolone.
I told my girlfriend some puns.
No matter how much I wanted them to make her laugh, no pun in ten did.
P.S. You may be asking if I was trying to be cheesy. Nope, unintended.
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My girlfriend yelled at me
"I can't stand it anymore! I'm sick of your s**... and cheesy jokes! I'm leaving!"
"Gouda," I replied.
What kind of people don't enjoy cheesy jokes?
People who are laughtose intolerant.
(cheesy pickup line) How much does a polar bear weigh?
Enough to break the ice
I like my women like I like my snacks..
Cheesy, salty, a little sweet, and upset about my nutritional value per 50g servings.
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Why can't paraplegics cook Chinese food?
Because they can't "wok."
Note: May be cheesy and offensive, but I coined this joke when humor could be silly and irreverent, and y'all were begging for non-reposts.
[Political] I'm surprised Trump hasn't banned the sale of shredded cheese yet.
He said he would "Make America Grate Again"
(Sorry, that was a cheesy joke)
What's the difference between a vegan and a vegetarian?
Ah, never mind. The punchline is cheesy.
I was walking down the street one day...
I was walking down the street one day when this guy assaulted me with milk, cream, and butter.
How dairy!
I know.... I know.... That was cheesy
If you cut yourself on a cheese grater
It probably is for the grater good...
scrap that joke, it's too cheesy.
I've been trying to make a joke about swiss cheese...
But the joke has too many holes.
I know that was a cheesy joke. Most people aren't really that fondu of them. It's rare for them to be gouda jokes. You may think of me as a muenster for these jokes, and that I could do cheddar than this. I mean no parm in these puns. Alright, I'm done. I'll asiago away now.
At the risk of getting egg on my face and being too cheesy.
Omelette au fromage.
I named my wood chest "Morning" in Minecraft.
So whenever I need some wood I can say I need some "Morning Wood".
(This is an actual thing I have done, it's not just a cheesy joke)
I keep trying to write a joke about the Kraft scandal...
...but they all end up too cheesy.
I work as a spy for the US government.
One of my more deadly assignments involved going after a mad scientist in Italy. I was having dinner with one of my contacts over some delicious cheesy rigatoni. Then, out of nowhere, I was hit by a shrink ray and tossed into my food with the sound of evil laughter. Fraught by the perils of steaming hot carbs around me, I knew that for now, escape would have to be my mission.
Mission in pasta bowl.
How does the Grim Reaper keep his cloak so black?
He uses dye!
Rick and Morty 9/11 joke
Rick and Morty fly around the two towers but instead attack the harbor.
Rick: Honestly, I’m proud of us for not …
Morty: Totally, would have been cheap ...
Rick: Low-hanging fruit. We’re better than that.
Morty: We almost did a 9/11, we went with the Pearl Harbor. We’re pretty classy !
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As a kid, I was scared of cows
I was moortified.
That was a little cheesy.
Well I milked this one out as long as I cud.
If pizza could talk what would it say?
Probably lots of cheesy things.
The band was playing cheesy 80s music
So I ran, I ran so far away.
I try to be cheesy when I make jokes.
Unfortunately, everyone I know is laughtose intolerant.
Why don't we hear many jokes about pizza?
They're too cheesy.
2 squares and 2 circles
2 squares were in an argument and 2 circles were in an argument.
The squares were arguing over who was hotter, even though they were both 90 degrees.
The 2 circles argue all the time so the argument was pretty pointless.
Welcome to Australia!
A British national travelling to Australia on holiday is stopped at customs after getting off the plane. There, the customs agent asks him, "business or pleasure?"
"Pleasure," he replies.
"Anything to declare?"
"Does jet lag count?" the Brit asks with a cheesy smile. The Aussie customs agent looks up, drearily, unamused.
"Do you have a criminal history?"
Suddenly, the British man becomes concerned, and looks around nervously.
"What's wrong?" the customs agent asks.
"Oh, I'm sorry," the brit replies. "No, I don't. I didn't realise we still needed one of those"
I went to a fondue party last night and thought of a really great joke!
I was too embarrassed to say it though, it was really cheesy.
A friend of mine one told me: "If you want a girl to like you, use cheesy pickup lines." That didn't really work for me.
Apparently all the girls I talk to are lactose intolerant.
Who's Garfield's cheesy companion?
Parma John!
My girlfriend says my jokes are too cheesy
Frankly my dear, I don't give Edam.
I have a joke about pizza
It's a little cheesy tho
