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106 cheesy jokes and hilarious cheesy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cheesy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Looking for a laugh? These cheesy jokes are sure to bring on the groans. But they might just make you crack a smile, too.

Best Short Cheesy Jokes

Short cheesy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cheesy humour may include short cheese jokes also.

  1. People always make fun of my dad because his name is Chip and he is a Dorito farmer You might think that is cheesy but actually we got to grow up on a really cool ranch
  2. Why are vegan pick-up lines of higher quality than non-vegan pick-up lines? Because they can't be cheesy!
  3. My grandpa was telling me about how his and my grandma's anniversary was coming up. He told me they'd been together so long, they were on their second bottle of tabasco.
  4. I used to date a girl who was lactose intolerant. We broke up because she couldn't stomach my cheesy jokes.
  5. There once was a man who used to collect spices from all over the world... now he just doesn't have the thyme.
  6. The best pizza joke ever Actually never mind it's too cheesy... That's the biggest problem with pizza jokes, it's all about the delivery…
  7. Why are eye jokes worse than toe jokes? Because toe jokes may be cheesy, but eye jokes are cornea.
  8. I need to get a valentine's card for my lactose intolerant wife But they're all too cheesy
  9. I once told a joke about macaroni. It was pretty cheesy.
  10. What do you call a cheesy baby deer on your lawn in the morning? Fawn dew.

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Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about cheesy can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of cheesy puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Cheesy One Liners

Which cheesy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cheesy? I can suggest the ones about cheddar cheese and cheddar.

  1. I like my pick-up lines how I like my cheetos Dangerously Cheesy
  2. I have a joke about pizza and a broken pencil unfortunately it's cheesy and pointless
  3. Vegans don't appreciate my dad jokes Probably because they are so cheesy.
  4. What is Doctor Strange's favorite pizza? Sorcerer's Supreme
    It's cheesy, I know.
  5. I don’t mean to be so cheesy, but dumplings are just grate.
  6. Was my last joke too cheesy for y'all? Or are y'all just laugh-tose intolerant?
  7. What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella? A cheesy pickup line
  8. What do you call a convoy of trucks hauling cheddar? A cheesy pickup line
  9. What do you call a line up of dudes picking up mozzarella cheese A cheesy pickup line
  10. Want to hear a joke about pizza? Nevermind, its too cheesy
  11. I almost told a cheesy joke today But it wasn't a very gouda one
  12. What do you call a row of people lifting mozzarella? ##
    A cheesy pick up line.
  13. So I gouda cheesy pun. But I'ma Swiss it out for somethin' chedder.
  14. Who doesn't like cheesy puns... They're just so grate!
  15. People really hate my cheesy puns... but I'm quite fondue of them.

Cheesy Nacho Jokes

Here is a list of funny cheesy nacho jokes and even better cheesy nacho puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • You guys like jokes about nachos? Nvm... It's too cheesy...
  • I used to think that I was good at cheesy puns But now I'm nacho sure.
  • What did the insecure, cheesy dorito say? "I'm nacho sure anymore"
  • What do you call a cheesy male who is not yours? Nacho man
  • What do you call a cheesy liquid dairy product that you're not allowed to drink? Nacho milk.

Bad Cheesy Jokes

Here is a list of funny bad cheesy jokes and even better bad cheesy puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you call a banned Russian streaming video service? Nyet-flix
  • I am unhappy with my made up, mediocre cheesy joke about my bad grammar. I want to make a gouda one.

Cheesy Love Jokes

Here is a list of funny cheesy love jokes and even better cheesy love puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • tell me your best " i was gonna tell a joke about X but Y" mine is i was going to tell a joke about Wisconsin but it was too cheesy.
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Cheesy joke, tell me your best " i was gonna tell a joke about X but Y"

Uproarious Cheesy Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time

What funny jokes about cheesy you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean bad cheese jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make cheesy prank.

I'm not doing anything cheesy for my girlfriend on valentines day...

She's lactose intolerant.

A turtle and a snail were walking all slowly about when suddenly c**... into each other.

They are rushed to the hospital and the doctor asks the snail "What happened" and the snail responds "I don't know, it all happened so fast".

I once had a dream about cheese.

It was all gouda until a muenster appeared and started chasing me

What did one pizza tell the other pizza?

A cheesy pun.

The girls call me fondue...

...because i'm cheesy, but still smooth.

Do you know what the President said to Michelle when he proposed?

I don't wanna be Obama self.

Did you hear the one about the pizza?

Ugh, nevermind. It's too cheesy.

Have you heard the joke about leaving milk out too long?

I'd tell you, but it's cheesy.

My girlfriend said that she'd break up with me if I kerp on making cheesy puns

Its okay some things just are'nt ment to brie

My girlfriend dropped this on me after some Tex-Mex last night ...

"I'm chilly"
She steps closer and takes my hand
"Will you be my con queso?"
And before I could even respond ...
"Sorry, was that too cheesy for you?"

You guys ever hear the joke about the pizza? Nevermind, it's too cheesy...

Those pizza jokes are all about the delivery.

A Pirate Walks Into A Bar

...With the steering wheel to his ship crammed into his trousers.
Bartender: What is that steering wheel doing down your pants?
Pirate: Arrrgh... It's drivin' me nuts!

I just found out they made a heart-shaped dairy-lovers pizza

Too cheesy for me though

My wife sent me out looking for a hard to find French cheese...

It's called camofromage.
Sorry this joke is so cheesy, but my kid thought it was Gouda.

"We choose to go to the moon not because it is easy...

...but because it is cheesy."

What kind of dogs will patrol the Trump wall?

Border Collies!
I just came up with this after not sleeping for 30+ hours. Sorry for the cheesy goodness.

Whenever I shoot something into the trash, I yell "Kobe!"

But then, my friend follows up by yelling "Jack!" I don't get what he's trying to say, but he sure is acting cheesy.

What do you call a traffic jam full of trucks in Wisconsin?

A cheesy pickup line.

A muenster attacked Emmenthal institution.

Everyone cheddared with panic. There was de brie everywhere. It was no Gouda.

I'm opening up a snack shop in DC.

I'm opening up a snack shop in DC. We will serve things like:
Triple fudge brownie sunday with double whipped cream, only 100 calories!
Cheesy deep fried nachos, more vitamins and less fat than a salad!
I'll call my shop "Alternative Snacts".

Say, have you heard the joke about the pizza without the sauce?

Well, it goes like- Nevermind, it's too cheesy.

I told my girlfriend some puns.

No matter how much I wanted them to make her laugh, no pun in ten did.
P.S. You may be asking if I was trying to be cheesy. Nope, unintended.

My girlfriend yelled at me

"I can't stand it anymore! I'm sick of your s**... and cheesy jokes! I'm leaving!"
"Gouda," I replied.

What kind of people don't enjoy cheesy jokes?

People who are laughtose intolerant.

(cheesy pickup line) How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because he had noBODY to go with

Why can't paraplegics cook Chinese food?

Because they can't "wok."
Note: May be cheesy and offensive, but I coined this joke when humor could be silly and irreverent, and y'all were begging for non-reposts.

[Political] I'm surprised Trump hasn't banned the sale of shredded cheese yet.

He said he would "Make America Grate Again"
(Sorry, that was a cheesy joke)

What's the difference between a vegan and a vegetarian?

Ah, never mind. The punchline is cheesy.

If you cut yourself on a cheese grater

It probably is for the grater good...
scrap that joke, it's too cheesy.

I've been trying to make a joke about swiss cheese...

But the joke has too many holes.

I know that was a cheesy joke. Most people aren't really that fondu of them. It's rare for them to be gouda jokes. You may think of me as a muenster for these jokes, and that I could do cheddar than this. I mean no parm in these puns. Alright, I'm done. I'll asiago away now.

At the risk of getting egg on my face and being too cheesy.

Omelette au fromage.

I keep trying to write a joke about the Kraft scandal...

...but they all end up too cheesy.

I work as a spy for the US government.

One of my more deadly assignments involved going after a mad scientist in Italy. I was having dinner with one of my contacts over some delicious cheesy rigatoni. Then, out of nowhere, I was hit by a shrink ray and tossed into my food with the sound of evil laughter. Fraught by the perils of steaming hot carbs around me, I knew that for now, escape would have to be my mission.
Mission in pasta bowl.

How does the Grim Reaper keep his cloak so black?

He uses dye!

Rick and Morty 9/11 joke

Rick and Morty fly around the two towers but instead attack the harbor.
Rick: Honestly, I’m proud of us for not …
Morty: Totally, would have been cheap ...
Rick: Low-hanging fruit. We’re better than that.
Morty: We almost did a 9/11, we went with the Pearl Harbor. We’re pretty classy !

Wanna hear a Nirvana joke?

Nevermind.

I like my women like I like my pizza...

Warm, cheesy and gets ready within 30 minutes.

As a kid, I was scared of cows

I was moortified.
That was a little cheesy.
Well I milked this one out as long as I cud.

If pizza could talk what would it say?

Probably lots of cheesy things.

The band was playing cheesy 80s music

So I ran, I ran so far away.

I know this is cheesy but...

"Why was the math book so sad?"
" Because it had too many problems!"

I try to be cheesy when I make jokes.

Unfortunately, everyone I know is laughtose intolerant.

Why don't we hear many jokes about pizza?

They're too cheesy.

2 squares and 2 circles

2 squares were in an argument and 2 circles were in an argument.
The squares were arguing over who was hotter, even though they were both 90 degrees.
The 2 circles argue all the time so the argument was pretty pointless.

I've joined a band called the foreskins

We mostly play cheesy covers

Welcome to Australia!

A British national travelling to Australia on holiday is stopped at customs after getting off the plane. There, the customs agent asks him, "business or pleasure?"
"Pleasure," he replies.
"Anything to declare?"
"Does jet lag count?" the Brit asks with a cheesy smile. The Aussie customs agent looks up, drearily, unamused.
"Do you have a criminal history?"
Suddenly, the British man becomes concerned, and looks around nervously.
"What's wrong?" the customs agent asks.
"Oh, I'm sorry," the brit replies. "No, I don't. I didn't realise we still needed one of those"

I went to a fondue party last night and thought of a really great joke!

I was too embarrassed to say it though, it was really cheesy.

A dairy farmer got thrown out of the comedy club last night.

They said his jokes were too cheesy

A friend of mine one told me: "If you want a girl to like you, use cheesy pickup lines." That didn't really work for me.

Apparently all the girls I talk to are lactose intolerant.

Who's Garfield's cheesy companion?

Parma John!

My girlfriend says my jokes are too cheesy

Frankly my dear, I don't give Edam.

I have a joke about pizza

It's a little cheesy tho

Cheesy joke, I have a joke about pizza

jokes about cheesy

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