The Best 66 Cheesy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cheesy jokes. There are some cheesy calzones jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cheesy bad cheesy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cheesy Jokes and Puns

I'm not doing anything cheesy for my girlfriend on valentines day...

She's lactose intolerant.

tell me your best " i was gonna tell a joke about X but Y"

mine is i was going to tell a joke about Wisconsin but it was too cheesy.

There once was a man who used to collect spices from all over the world...

now he just doesn't have the thyme.

Cheesy joke, There once was a man who used to collect spices from all over the world...

A turtle and a snail were walking all slowly about when suddenly crash into each other.

They are rushed to the hospital and the doctor asks the snail "What happened" and the snail responds "I don't know, it all happened so fast".

Why are eye jokes worse than toe jokes?

Because toe jokes may be cheesy, but eye jokes are cornea.

I once had a dream about cheese.

It was all gouda until a muenster appeared and started chasing me

I have a joke about pizza and a broken pencil

unfortunately it's cheesy and pointless

Cheesy joke, I have a joke about pizza and a broken pencil

My grandpa was telling me about how his and my grandma's anniversary was coming up.

He told me they'd been together so long, they were on their second bottle of tabasco.

The girls call me fondue...

...because i'm cheesy, but still smooth.

Do you know what the President said to Michelle when he proposed?

I don't wanna be Obama self.

Did you hear the one about the pizza?

Ugh, nevermind. It's too cheesy.

You can explore cheesy toppings reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean cheesy bland dad jokes. There are also cheesy puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Have you heard the joke about leaving milk out too long?

I'd tell you, but it's cheesy.

My girlfriend dropped this on me after some Tex-Mex last night ...

"I'm chilly"

She steps closer and takes my hand

"Will you be my con queso?"

And before I could even respond ...

"Sorry, was that too cheesy for you?"

What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella?

A cheesy pickup line

A Pirate Walks Into A Bar

...With the steering wheel to his ship crammed into his trousers.

Bartender: What is that steering wheel doing down your pants?

Pirate: Arrrgh... It's drivin' me nuts!

I just found out they made a heart-shaped dairy-lovers pizza

Too cheesy for me though

Cheesy joke, I just found out they made a heart-shaped dairy-lovers pizza

"We choose to go to the moon not because it is easy...

...but because it is cheesy."

People really hate my cheesy puns...

but I'm quite fondue of them.

Whenever I shoot something into the trash, I yell "Kobe!"

But then, my friend follows up by yelling "Jack!" I don't get what he's trying to say, but he sure is acting cheesy.

I like my pick-up lines how I like my cheetos

Dangerously Cheesy

A muenster attacked Emmenthal institution.

Everyone cheddared with panic. There was de brie everywhere. It was no Gouda.

I'm opening up a snack shop in DC.

I'm opening up a snack shop in DC. We will serve things like:

Triple fudge brownie sunday with double whipped cream, only 100 calories!

Cheesy deep fried nachos, more vitamins and less fat than a salad!

I'll call my shop "Alternative Snacts".

Say, have you heard the joke about the pizza without the sauce?

Well, it goes like- Nevermind, it's too cheesy.

I used to think that I was good at cheesy puns

But now I'm nacho sure.

Who doesn't like cheesy puns...

They're just so grate!

My girlfriend yelled at me

"I can't stand it anymore! I'm sick of your stupid and cheesy jokes! I'm leaving!"

"Gouda," I replied.

What kind of people don't enjoy cheesy jokes?

People who are laughtose intolerant.

People always make fun of my dad because his name is Chip and he is a Dorito farmer

You might think that is cheesy but actually we got to grow up on a really cool ranch

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because he had noBODY to go with

Why can't paraplegics cook Chinese food?

Because they can't "wok."

Note: May be cheesy and offensive, but I coined this joke when humor could be silly and irreverent, and y'all were begging for non-reposts.

What do you call a row of people lifting mozzarella?


A cheesy pick up line.

What's the difference between a vegan and a vegetarian?

Ah, never mind. The punchline is cheesy.

What do you call a convoy of trucks hauling cheddar?

A cheesy pickup line

What do you call a banned Russian streaming video service?


I've been trying to make a joke about swiss cheese...

But the joke has too many holes.

I know that was a cheesy joke. Most people aren't really that fondu of them. It's rare for them to be gouda jokes. You may think of me as a muenster for these jokes, and that I could do cheddar than this. I mean no parm in these puns. Alright, I'm done. I'll asiago away now.

I once told a joke about macaroni.

It was pretty cheesy.

I need to get a valentine's card for my lactose intolerant wife

But they're all too cheesy

I keep trying to write a joke about the Kraft scandal...

...but they all end up too cheesy.

I work as a spy for the US government.

One of my more deadly assignments involved going after a mad scientist in Italy. I was having dinner with one of my contacts over some delicious cheesy rigatoni. Then, out of nowhere, I was hit by a shrink ray and tossed into my food with the sound of evil laughter. Fraught by the perils of steaming hot carbs around me, I knew that for now, escape would have to be my mission.

Mission in pasta bowl.

How does the Grim Reaper keep his cloak so black?

He uses dye!

Rick and Morty 9/11 joke

Rick and Morty fly around the two towers but instead attack the harbor.

Rick: Honestly, I’m proud of us for not …

Morty: Totally, would have been cheap ...

Rick: Low-hanging fruit. We’re better than that.

Morty: We almost did a 9/11, we went with the Pearl Harbor. We’re pretty classy !

Wanna hear a Nirvana joke?


As a kid, I was scared of cows

I was moortified.
That was a little cheesy.
Well I milked this one out as long as I cud.

So I gouda cheesy pun.

But I'ma Swiss it out for somethin' chedder.

If pizza could talk what would it say?

Probably lots of cheesy things.

I used to date a girl who was lactose intolerant.

We broke up because she couldn't stomach my cheesy jokes.

I try to be cheesy when I make jokes.

Unfortunately, everyone I know is laughtose intolerant.

Why don't we hear many jokes about pizza?

They're too cheesy.

2 squares and 2 circles

2 squares were in an argument and 2 circles were in an argument.

The squares were arguing over who was hotter, even though they were both 90 degrees.

The 2 circles argue all the time so the argument was pretty pointless.

I've joined a band called the foreskins

We mostly play cheesy covers

Welcome to Australia!

A British national travelling to Australia on holiday is stopped at customs after getting off the plane. There, the customs agent asks him, "business or pleasure?"

"Pleasure," he replies.

"Anything to declare?"

"Does jet lag count?" the Brit asks with a cheesy smile. The Aussie customs agent looks up, drearily, unamused.

"Do you have a criminal history?"

Suddenly, the British man becomes concerned, and looks around nervously.

"What's wrong?" the customs agent asks.

"Oh, I'm sorry," the brit replies. "No, I don't. I didn't realise we still needed one of those"

I went to a fondue party last night and thought of a really great joke!

I was too embarrassed to say it though, it was really cheesy.

A dairy farmer got thrown out of the comedy club last night.

They said his jokes were too cheesy

Was my last joke too cheesy for y'all?

Or are y'all just laugh-tose intolerant?

Want to hear a joke about pizza?

Nevermind, its too cheesy

What do you call a cheesy baby deer on your lawn in the morning?

Fawn dew.

A friend of mine one told me: "If you want a girl to like you, use cheesy pickup lines." That didn't really work for me.

Apparently all the girls I talk to are lactose intolerant.

I am unhappy with my made up, mediocre cheesy joke about my bad grammar.

I want to make a gouda one.

The best pizza joke ever

Actually never mind it's too cheesy... That's the biggest problem with pizza jokes, it's all about the delivery…

You guys like jokes about nachos?

Nvm... It's too cheesy...

SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Vegans don't appreciate my dad jokes

Probably because they are so cheesy.

Who's Garfield's cheesy companion?

Parma John!

Why are vegan pick-up lines of higher quality than non-vegan pick-up lines?

Because they can't be cheesy!

My girlfriend says my jokes are too cheesy

Frankly my dear, I don't give Edam.

I almost told a cheesy joke today

But it wasn't a very gouda one

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cheesy gouda jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

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