The Best 11 Cheesus Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cheesus jokes. There are some cheesus sus jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cheesus miracles puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cheesus Jokes and Puns

What did the retired priest call his pizza shop?

Cheesus Crust

Who do mice worship?

Cheesus. :)

What do you call the Lord and Savior of all pizzas?

Cheesus Crust

What do you call a religious dairy farmer?

Cheesus Christ

who do Mice pray to?

The Lord cheesus

In Roman Catholicism who invented Cheese?

(I'm really high so I apologize if this joke makes no sense)


I'm going to start a religious sect for people who love both bible study and varietals of cheddar.

It shall be called The Church of Cheesus Christ.

What is the most holy food in the world?

The cheesus of Nazareth!

This is sadly my dads favorite joke

Did you know that Kraft is building a factory in Jerusalem?

They're calling the operation Cheesus of Nazareth...

Who do the cheese people worship?


What's the name of holy cheese?


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We suggest to use only working cheesus cheeseburger piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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