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Cheesemaker Jokes

5 cheesemaker jokes and hilarious cheesemaker puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cheesemaker that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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Cheerful Fun Cheesemaker Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What is a good cheesemaker joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A young, poor boy approaches a cheesemaker...

A young, poor boy approaches a cheesemaker.
"Sir, I am very hungry. I am willing to clean your entire cheese shop for a pound of cheddar. "
The cheesemaker thinks for a moment, decides, and nods. "Forthwith!"
The little boy grabs a broom and vigilantly begins cleaning.
At the end of the day, the little boy shows the cheesemaker his fine work. The cheesemaker, approving of the poor boy's efforts, hands him a pound of Swiss cheese.
"But I said I would clean your shop for a pound of cheddar!" protested the boy.
And the cheesemaker replies, "And I thaid for thwith."

Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

Did you hear about the cheesemaker who got sent to maximum security prison?

He's being kept in solid-dairy confinement.

A cheesemaker is hard-strapped for cash...

He decided to get a Provolone.

Why was the cheesemaker so shy?

He was not Gouda conversation


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