The Best 10 Cheesecake Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cheesecake jokes. There are some cheesecake patties jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cheesecake porterhouse puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cheesecake Jokes and Puns

I went to the doctor...

I went to the doctor recently and he said "Don't eat anything fatty." So I asked "So you mean like bacon and cheesecake and stuff like that?" And he said "No fatty, don't eat anything."

Elephant jokes, because it's what 2021 needs

Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out forest fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks.

Bonus #1: How can you tell an elephant has been in your refrigerator? Footprints in the cheesecake.

Bonus #2: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence!

Bonus #3: No more elephant jokes.

What do mice eat on their birthdays?


Breaking News: Cheesecake Explosion in France

Multiple reports coming in that there was nothing left but de brie.


A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Need a place to hang out a bit. The girlfriend is upset with me again. She got home from work and asked me if I ate all of her cheesecake in the refrigerator," the guy tells the bartender. "I told her, "Don't be silly. I ate it on the couch.'"


God: (creates cheesecake)

God: (While stuffing his face in front of the angels) Oh wow! This is so great!

Angel: Don't you think you should be sharing that?


God:(creates lactose intolerance)

My ex used to have two cheat days during a week

One where she went out for burgers and cheesecake with her friends, and one where she had sex with Daniel.

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

I like my women the way I like my cheesecake.....

In hefty portions, and covered in strawberries

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cheesecake anorexics jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cheesecake pastry piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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