Cheesecake Jokes
7 cheesecake jokes and hilarious cheesecake puns to laugh out loud. Read food jokes about cheesecake that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This is a collection of the funniest cheesecake jokes. If you're looking for a laugh, then look no further than these hilarious jokes about cheesecake.
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Uproarious Cheesecake Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What is a good cheesecake joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I went to the doctor...
I went to the doctor recently and he said "Don't eat anything fatty." So I asked "So you mean like bacon and cheesecake and stuff like that?" And he said "No fatty, don't eat anything."
Elephant jokes, because it's what 2021 needs
Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out forest fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks.
Bonus #1: How can you tell an elephant has been in your refrigerator? Footprints in the cheesecake.
Bonus #2: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence!
Bonus #3: No more elephant jokes.
What do mice eat on their birthdays?
Cheesecake.
Breaking News: Cheesecake e**... in France
Multiple reports coming in that there was nothing left but de brie.
Cheesecake
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Need a place to hang out a bit. The girlfriend is upset with me again. She got home from work and asked me if I ate all of her cheesecake in the refrigerator," the guy tells the bartender. "I told her, "Don't be silly. I ate it on the couch.'"
Cheesecake
God: (creates cheesecake)
God: (While stuffing his face in front of the angels) Oh wow! This is so great!
Angel: Don't you think you should be sharing that?
—pause—
God:(creates lactose intolerance)
My ex used to have two cheat days during a week
One where she went out for burgers and cheesecake with her friends, and one where she had s**... with Daniel.
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