Cheeseburger Day Jokes
4 cheeseburger day jokes and hilarious cheeseburger day puns to laugh out loud. Read holiday jokes about cheeseburger day that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Cheeseburger Day Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good cheeseburger day joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I was eating a cheeseburger when I was confronted by a vegan.
The vegan said I should give up killing and eating cows, he said I should start eating vegan. If prepared right, you will get more vitamins and enjoy it more.
At the end of the day, he was right, cooked properly, he was delicious.
Give a man a cheeseburger, you feed him for a day.
Mary has a Master's degree in physical science. Each day, she asks, "Why does this work?"
Kevin has a Master's degree in mechanical engineering. Each day, he asks, "How does this work?"
Jack has a Master's degree in economics. Each day, he asks, "How much does this cost to manufacture?"
Joe has a Master's degree in chemistry. Each day, he asks, "Could this be hazardous to the enviroment?"
Anna has a Master's degree in liberal arts. Each day, she asks, "Would you like fries with your cheeseburger?"
Three construction workers are on the seventy-fifth floor of a non-finished building.
The italian opens his lunch box to find a pizza and says "Man, if I get pizza one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!"
The chinese opens his lunch box to find rice and says "Man, if I get rice one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!"
The blonde opens his lunch box to find a cheeseburger and says" Man, if I get a cheeseburger one more time im going to jump off this building and fall to my death!"
So the next day they all got the same thing and they jumped off the building to their death.
That weekend at the f**..., the italian and the chinese wives are crying and saying "I would have fixed him something else for lunch but he never told me."
And as the two wives stare at the blondes wife, they both ask why she isn't sad about her husbands death, the blonde replys "Don't look at me, he packs his own lunch."
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