The Best 35 Cheese Grater Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cheese Grater jokes. There are some cheese grater feta jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cheese grater emmental puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cheese Grater Jokes and Puns

Helen Keller once described a cheese grater as...

"The most violent book I have ever read"

What did Helen Keller say when she picked up the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read...........

What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater?

This is the most violent thing I've ever read.

Did you hear about Stevie Wonder getting a cheese grater for his birthday?

He said it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

Once I saw a blind man touching a cheese grater at Ikea.

He said: "who wrote this bullshit"


I bought a cheese grater for my blind uncle...

...he said it was the most violent thing he ever read.

What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?

Wow! That's the most violent thing I've read in a while!

Blind friend and a cheese grater

I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.

Gave my blind mate a cheese grater the other day...

He said it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

I spent £96 on eBay today to buy a cheese grater once owned by Hitler and Saddam Hussein.

It was the grater of two evils.

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i rubbed a lamp once and a genie came out of it

he said i'll grant you one wish, i said i wish i could talk to cheese

*poof* he granted my wish and disappeared

a few days later i'm in my house, and i open the fridge out of boredom and i see this block of cheese

and it said to me: "hey mister, i don't wanna stay in your fridge forever, i have grater plans"

Whats red and sits in the corner getting smaller and smaller?

A baby playing with a cheese grater

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

They gave her a cheese grater and told her it was a book

A blind man complained to customer service

He showed the employee a cheese grater and said "This is the worst book I've ever read"

Why didn't the cheese get sliced?

It was destined for grater.

What did the blind man say when he ran his fingers over a cheese grater?

"this is the most violent book I've ever read"

A blind person gets a cheese grater as a Christmas gift from a friend.

A week passes and he calls his friend and says to him : " That's one of the most violent books i've ever read".

Stevie Wonder got a cheese grater for his birthday...

He said it's the most violent book he's ever read.


Why didn't the cheese wantto get sliced?

It had grater plans

I gave a cheese grater to a blind man for a present

He said it's the most violent book he's ever read.

I read a review for this cheese grater I was buying online...

"The most violent book I've ever read" - Helen Keller

What's the most violent book Helen Keller ever read?

A cheese grater

I put my backup cheese grater in a glass box.

I'll break the glass in Queso-mergency

When Life gives you a cheese grater...

You hold it up and say, 'Life's grate'.

What do you get when you cross a cheese grater with a giraffe?

A ban from the zoo.

My blind friend asked me to get him a book in brail...

So I gave him a cheese grater.

I cut my finger chopping cheese...

I think that I may have grater problems.

If you cut yourself on a cheese grater

It probably is for the grater good...

scrap that joke, it's too cheesy.

Did you hear about the blind man who was given a cheese grater for Christmas?

He said it was the most violent thing he's ever read.

I got promoted to the senior supervisor at the cheese factory.

I am now the greater grater grader.

Yesterday I had to throw out my moldy shredded cheese

It was for the grater good.

Why didn't cheese want to be sliced?

It had grater plans.

Not sure if this was already out there, but I just thought of it on my

Q: What dairy product makes the best kind of friend?
A: well, I hear cheese always has a 'grate' time

(I guarantee someone's thought of it before me)
And if that doesn't tickle your funny bone, try this one (fairly similar):

Q: how do you find the IQ level of dairy products?
A: a cheese grater

(Also probably not original)

Met this girl on tinder

She told me she's into getting cut, demeaned and she's also into food.

I told her I have a cheese grater waiting for my dirty little Munster

*Spelling

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