Cheese Factory Jokes

Funniest Cheese Factory Short Jokes

Short cheese factory jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cheese factory humour may include short cheese jokes also.

1. A Kraft cheese factory recently burned down... No one reported the fire for hours, because no one believed that there actually were hot Singles in the area.
2. What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded? What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded?
   Looks like we have debris all over the place
3. Did you hear about the fire at the cheese factory? Nearly a total loss... All that was left was de-brie.
4. Donald Trump has just announced a massive jobs program involving tax credits for shredded cheese factories. He says he wants to "make America grate again."
5. TIL during World War Two, a cheese factory in France was bombed by the Germans. De brie was everywhere!
6. Apparently Kraft are opening a new factory in the Holy Land. They're calling it . . . Cheeses of Nazareth.
7. People have been urged to avoid the cheese factory during the storm. Reports say flying debrie is the main cause of concern
8. I got promoted to the senior supervisor at the cheese factory. I am now the greater grater grader.
9. A cheese factory exploded recently.. ...Unfortunately, nothing could be salvaged except for de-brie.
10. I was caught breaking into a cheese factory with a lock pick and a large stone. The guard that caught me said "I get the lock pick but what's the Roquefort?"

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Cheese Factory One Liners

Which cheese factory one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cheese factory? I can suggest the ones about cheddar cheese and bad cheese.

1. What happened when the cheese factory exploded? De brie went everywhere
2. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? All that was left was de-Brie.
3. Hurricane Ophelia just blew the roof off my cheese factory. There's de Brie everywhere
4. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? Da Brie is everywhere
5. A cheese factory in France exploded. All that was left was debris.
6. The cheese factory was destroyed today... Debris was everywhere.
7. What do you call a cheese factory from the Middle East? Cheeses of Nazareth
8. I got a job with the guys at the cheese factory. I'm really integrating with them.
9. I really want to tour Kraft's Parmesan cheese factory. I hear it a grate place to visit.
10. A blind man walks by a cheese factory and says Good evening ladies
11. BREAKING NEWS!! Cheese Factory e**...... De-Brie is everywhere!
12. Their was an e**... at the cheese factory No one was hurt, but debris was everywhere..

Cheese Factory Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about cheese factory you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mature cheese jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cheese factory pranks.