Cheese Curds Jokes
10 cheese curds jokes and hilarious cheese curds puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cheese curds that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Cheese Curds Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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I've had a hard time figuring out why I don't consider cottage cheese truly "cheese"
But it's just a curd to me
My Canadian friend eats a bowl of fries, cheese curds and brown gravy every single morning.
It's just his daily poutine.
Why wouldn't the cheese go in the fridge?
The curds were in the whey.
Two dairy farmers are in a bar talking shop.
Dairy farmer 1: I've discovered a method of making cheese that results in 100% curds.
Dairy farmer 2: no whey!
I thought i could win the cheese curd eating contest.
But there was no whey.
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A lumberjack has s**... with a witch, gets his soul trapped inside a jigsaw, and seeks revenge by ruining her cheese company
*I Came. I Saw. I Con Curd.*
What's the most annoying thing about making cheese?
The curds get in the whey!
Why did the cheese clog the toilet?
Because it filled it up with curds!
My wife gets mad at me when I finish off the cottage cheese
Every time we argue about it, she says to me
Why do you always have to have the last curd?
What do you get when you mix a Russian President, potato chips, gravy and cheese curds?
Poutine
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