Cheese And Wine Jokes
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A taxi driver and a priest go to heaven.
Both appear at roughly the same time at the pearly gates. The priest is given some wine and cheese. The taxi driver is given a yacht, a boat, a mansion and a box of diamonds.
The priest looks at St. Peter and says: "I was a priest for many years but all I get is a little house and some food. This guy gets all this stuff and he drove a taxi."
St. Peter says "Yes, but we go by results. When you gave sermons people slept, when he drove people prayed."
What does a duck have with its cheese and wine?
Quackers.
Why did the vegans go to the wine and cheese event
Because they wanted to wine about the cheese
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I like my women like I like my wine.
Old and with cheese.
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French, Italian and Russian are talking about what are the best things in the world
French: Walking in Paris with my Jacqueline, dinner at the restaurant, candles, cheese, white wine, after which we go to my place and gently make love until morning.
Italian: Strolling through Venice with my Francesca, dinner at the restaurat, candles, pasta, red wine, after which we go to my place and passionately make love until morning.
Russian: Winter Siberia, -40 at 3 in the moring as you are sleeping in warm barracks. Suddenly captain of the guard comes in and says: "Sergey, guard duty!" And you're not Sergey.
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