Chees Jokes
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Short chees jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chees humour may include short horse jokes also.
- I'm lactose intolerant, but I still eat chees because I'm not a barbarian. I'm a cultured man
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- What is Michael Jackson's favorite lunchtime meal? Grilled Chee-heese
- Zee and Chee walk in to a bar It was very cheesy
- What's a foot's favorite food? Chee-toes!
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I'm not doing anything cheesy for my girlfriend on valentines day...
She's lactose intolerant.
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A turtle and a snail were walking all slowly about when suddenly c**... into each other.
They are rushed to the hospital and the doctor asks the snail "What happened" and the snail responds "I don't know, it all happened so fast".
What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?
Camenbert
Cheese Jokes
Q:What type of cheese do you use if you need to hide a horse?
A: Mascarpone
Q:What type of cheese do you use to make a Polar Bear come to you?
A:Camembert
Q: What type of cheese is made backwards?
A: Edam
Q:What type of cheese doesnt belong to you?
A: Nacho Cheese
I once had a dream about cheese.
It was all gouda until a muenster appeared and started chasing me
What did the cheese go as for Halloween
A muenster
What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror?
Hallooooo me!
I know some cheesy jokes...
But they're not very Gouda, and some have a few holes in them.
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My Cheesy r**... Joke
Bill, I cant post to Youtube no more. All these average potatos on there are agitating me.
*Average Potatos?*
Yeah, you know. Them Common Taters.
A cheesemaker is hard-strapped for cash...
He decided to get a Provolone.
Which cheese is made backwards?
Edam!
(Kill me)
What's the cheesiest Stallone film?
Roquefort.
What's better than cheese?
A cheese grater
Cheese puns...
Aren't they grate?
Why was the cheesemaker lopsided?
Because he only had one Stilton!
What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?
"Hey! That's nacho cheese!"
It's the cheese police, you're under arrest. Looks like you've been keeping all your cheddar...
In a Swiss bank account.
Why didn't the cheese get sliced?
It was destined for grater.
What cheese is used to block online streaming?
Edam
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Why did the cheese have 11 toes?
It was i**....
What did the cheese maker say when he found out his dairy supply spoiled?
That's not Gouda.
Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?
It had beef.
Why did the cheese lose a fight with Dwayne Johnson?
Because the Roquefort back!
Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?
Not much Gouda
How does cheese get more mature?
Fromage
A cheese factory in France exploded.
All that was left was debris.
Why did the cheese go to the museum?
To get cultured
Cheesy pick up line
Can I read your t-shirt... in Braille?
Cheese & Milk
Just as I was getting home last night a guy hit me with a block of cheese.
I thought that wasn't very mature.
He then ran over and pour milk all over my head.
I thought HOW DAIRY!!!
"I'll have a cheeseburger with a large coke," The blonde girl requested.
"Excuse me miss, this is a library."
^^"I'll ^^have ^^a ^^cheeseburger ^^with ^^a ^^large ^^coke," she whispered.
Four Liars and a Pothead walk into a bar...
And someone says, "Hey, look! It's the US Olympic Swimming Team!"
What was the cheese dip's reply when Chip said salsa was his best friend?
K, so?
What did one cheese say to the other?
I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!
When you're trying to be cheesy
But everyone around you is lactose intolerant
Why did the cheese not play with the toppings on the pizza
Because it was too mature
What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?
Patty.
What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?
That's no whey to go through life, son.
Cheese shop exploded
Thankfully I was only hit by da brie
A muenster attacked Emmenthal institution.
Everyone cheddared with panic. There was de brie everywhere. It was no Gouda.
Where do cheeses go to the bathroom?
In a Parma-John.
What did the cheese say to the other cheese after a game of tennis?
That was a "Gouda" Game!
My family spent all of today calling me by different cheese names.
I told them I just wanted to be left provolone.
What did the Cheese say to the Grater?
How she cuttin'
As a cheesemonger, I spent a lot of time cutting cheese up in to little pieces.
It's grate.
Who doesn't like cheesy puns...
They're just so grate!
Who do the cheese people worship?
CHEESUS Christ!
Cheese doesn't go bad
It just gets more expensive
Cheese
If *more cheese = more holes*
And *more holes = less cheese*
Does more cheese= less cheese?
Why did the cheese board blow away?
Because of the strong bries.
I don't like Cow's Cheese, I prefer Sheep Cheese.
It's much Feta.
Why is there no cheese in the menu for the Last Supper?
Because Jesus took the wheel.
What is the cheesiest line you ever said to anyone?
Me: Double cheese margherita with cheese burst crust and triple layer extra cheese.
(cheesy pickup line) How much does a polar bear weigh?
Enough to break the ice
What did the cheese say to the mirror
Halloumi!
Cheese is good
Parmesan, however, grate.
3 Cheese Wheels Go To A Bar
They weren't let in because they were Under aged.
Why is a cheeseburger better than eternal happiness?
1. Nothing is better than eternal happiness.
2. A cheeseburger is better than nothing.
Why did the cheese break up with her boyfriend?
She was feta-uped with him.
What's the best cheese to eat around Halloween time?
Muenster
Cheesecake
God: (creates cheesecake)
God: (While stuffing his face in front of the angels) Oh wow! This is so great!
Angel: Don't you think you should be sharing that?
—pause—
God:(creates lactose intolerance)
Two cheese trucks ran into each other
De brie was everywhere.
I know it's cheesy ...
But I feel grate.
What cheese do beavers like?
Edam!
Like cheesy chocolate?
Try Toeblerone.
Why didn't the cheesestick have any friends?
Because it was uncultured.
Cheese
Frenchman: I know how the man died. It was death by fromage, right?
American: No silly, not from age, from cheese.
Why did the cheese clog the toilet?
Because it filled it up with curds!
Why is Cheese Frankenstein so scary?
He's a Muenster.
Cheese
Does anybody have some cheese
What cheese is greater than all others?
Shredded cheese
What cheese conducts tours?
Falloumi
What is better than Cheese?
A Cheese Greater.
The cheese factory was destroyed today...
Debris was everywhere.
In the cheese competition, who is the judge?
The cheese grader
What do cheeses dress up as for Halloween?
They dress up in some really gouda muenster costumes!
What is the cheesiest fish in the sea?
The baragouda. The fruitiest one is the bananatee.
Cheesy pick up line.
Im like an excavator operator. I will dig into your imagination and drop rocks. Then lay some pipe. Sometimes the landscape gets wet and needs maintenance.
I took my cheeseburger into the elevator.
Just taking lunch to the next level.
Two cheeses are walking through the woods when they hear a spooky sound. One cheese turns to the other and shouts...
Ricotta g-ouda here!!!
What did one cheesemonger say to the other?
Working hard or havarti working?
A cheese factory exploded recently..
...Unfortunately, nothing could be salvaged except for de-brie.
How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients?
On a queso by queso basis.
