Cheerleaders Jokes

What are some Cheerleaders jokes?

What's a bulimic cheerleaders favourite restaurant?

In'n'Out Burger

A bus full of cheerleaders went off a cliff

Miraculously, all twenty of them managed to grab onto the same branch sticking out of the cliffside. There were nineteen beautiful blondes and one brunette. The brunette saw the branch was starting to break, so she made a decision.

"Listen ladies," she said. "As skinny as we are, this branch can't hold all our weight. You're all so beautiful and talented, so I'm going to let go in hopes that it's enough to save your lives. Tell my family I love them."

The blondes were so moved by her selfless sacrifice that they gave her a round of applause.

So, This Blind Guy Walks Into a Bar...

And takes a seat in front of the bartender.
"Would you like to here a great blonde joke?" He asks.
The bartender leans in close and says,
"Well, the priest and rabbi to your right are blonde. The two cheerleaders to your left are blonde and, to top it all off, I'M blonde. You still want to tell that joke buddy?"
The blind guy takes a moment to think about it and says
"Nah. I'd rather not have to explain it five times."

Old Jewish man goes to confession

And he says, Father, I am 90 years old and Jewish, never been to confession before but I have to get something off my chest. I have been married to my lovely wife for 72 beautiful years, but last night I had a threesome with two blonde twin sister cheerleaders. The priest says, I commend you for coming to confession, but I have to ask first since you are Jewish, why are you telling a Catholic Priest. The old Jewish man says, I am not just telling you Father, I am telling everyone!

What makes cheerleaders nervous?

Being late

Why don't University of Wisconsin football players ever date University of Minnesota cheerleaders?

Ever seen what a badger does to a gopher hole?

How many cheerleaders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. She just holds the bulb in the socket while the world revolves around her.

What should the Packers call their cheerleaders?

Green Baes

Why are the North Korean cheerleaders refusing to dance?

Because they don't have Seoul.

How did the English cheerleaders get hired by the Quebec ice hockey team?

They were the best ones at forming a Q.

What was I like in high school?

You know that guy who drove a Camaro and banged all the cheerleaders? I'm the reason he passed calculus…

"Chinese programmers are now hiring female cheerleaders for support in the work place"

*Give me a 1!*

*Give me a 0!*

*Give me a 1!*

*Give me a 0!*

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