The Best 19 Cheerleaders Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cheerleaders jokes. There are some cheerleaders reunions jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cheerleaders redskins puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cheerleaders Jokes and Puns

What's a bulimic cheerleaders favourite restaurant?

In'n'Out Burger

A bus full of cheerleaders went off a cliff

Miraculously, all twenty of them managed to grab onto the same branch sticking out of the cliffside. There were nineteen beautiful blondes and one brunette. The brunette saw the branch was starting to break, so she made a decision.

"Listen ladies," she said. "As skinny as we are, this branch can't hold all our weight. You're all so beautiful and talented, so I'm going to let go in hopes that it's enough to save your lives. Tell my family I love them."

The blondes were so moved by her selfless sacrifice that they gave her a round of applause.

What do you call cheerleaders in the ocean?

Pepsi

Cheerleaders joke, What do you call cheerleaders in the ocean?

My husband works in a plant nursery and is looking for quality plant jokes to tell his overworked co-workers. Show me what you've got! (I'll start)

Why are plants bad cheerleaders?


Because they're always rooting for themselves.

Why are plants bad cheerleaders?

Because they're always rooting for themselves.


So, This Blind Guy Walks Into a Bar...

And takes a seat in front of the bartender.
"Would you like to here a great blonde joke?" He asks.
The bartender leans in close and says,
"Well, the priest and rabbi to your right are blonde. The two cheerleaders to your left are blonde and, to top it all off, I'M blonde. You still want to tell that joke buddy?"
The blind guy takes a moment to think about it and says
"Nah. I'd rather not have to explain it five times."

Emma was not like the other girls. She didn't know why all the others were crazy about Derek. She felt more intimate with Jessie and the cheerleaders than with another guys. She was reaching a moment in her life when she had to ask herself the question.

Emma gay

Cheerleaders joke, Emma was not like the other girls. She didn't know why all the others were crazy about Derek. She fe

How many cheerleaders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. She just holds the bulb in the socket while the world revolves around her.

What makes cheerleaders nervous?

Being late

Why don't University of Wisconsin football players ever date University of Minnesota cheerleaders?

Ever seen what a badger does to a gopher hole?

What should the Packers call their cheerleaders?

Green Baes

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Why are the North Korean cheerleaders refusing to dance?

Because they don't have Seoul.

An Irishman, a Frenchman, two conspiracy theorists, a priest, three cheerleaders, Elon Musk, an atheist and a rabbi walked into a bar.

Ah, the good old days.

How did the English cheerleaders get hired by the Quebec ice hockey team?

They were the best ones at forming a Q.

What was I like in high school?

You know that guy who drove a Camaro and banged all the cheerleaders? I'm the reason he passed calculus…

NSFW What is the difference between the X Games and the Dallas Cowboy's cheerleaders?

The X Games is a group of Cunning Stunts.

Cheerleaders joke, NSFW What is the difference between the X Games and the Dallas Cowboy's cheerleaders?

Why did Iowa replace all the high school football fields with artificial turf?

To stop the cheerleaders from grazing during halftime.

"Chinese programmers are now hiring female cheerleaders for support in the work place"

*Give me a 1!*

*Give me a 0!*

*Give me a 1!*

*Give me a 0!*

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cheerleaders broncos jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cheerleaders mets piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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