Cheerleader Jokes

• Short Cheerleader Jokes
• Cheerleader One Liners
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Funniest Cheerleader Short Jokes

Short cheerleader jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cheerleader humour may include short athlete jokes also.

1. What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room? A full set of teeth.
2. How many cheerleaders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. She just holds the bulb in the socket while the world revolves around her.
3. Why don't University of Wisconsin football players ever date University of Minnesota cheerleaders? Ever seen what a badger does to a gopher hole?
4. A joke my dad said just now. Dad: "I'm just acting like a bra and being supportive."
   Supporting my sister's cheerleading.
5. Whats the best part of dating a Dallas Cheerleader? You know she never expects to get a ring
6. How do you knew which cheerleader is the squad captain? When she does the splits, class rings fall out.
7. A cheerleader wants to warn her friend a bee is flying straight towards her so what does she yell? BEE, AGGRESSIVE, BEE BEE AGGRESSIVE!
8. What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader? Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.
9. What do you call a cheerleading doggo? A pompomeranian
10. Why are the North Korean cheerleaders refusing to dance? Because they don't have Seoul.

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Cheerleader One Liners

Which cheerleader one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cheerleader? I can suggest the ones about gymnast and ballerina.

1. What's a bulimic cheerleaders favourite restaurant? In'n'Out Burger
2. So, a cheerleader walks into a Starbucks... and shouts, "gimme a tea!"
3. I passed my cheerleading exam... I went in and said "Give me an A!" and they did.
4. What do you call cheerleaders in the ocean? Pepsi
5. Why are plants bad cheerleaders? Because they're always rooting for themselves.
6. What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits? 20 class rings fell out.
7. There can only be one cheerleader The rest are chearfollowers
   (Sorry)
8. What makes cheerleaders nervous? Being late
9. Why is becoming a male cheerleader so awesome? It's a great way to pick up chicks.
10. Why are male cheerleaders anti patriarchy? Because they are always holding women up.
11. Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders?
    A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
12. What should the Packers call their cheerleaders? Green Baes
13. How did the cheerleader get magic AIDS? A Magic Johnson.
14. What do you call a bubbly cheerleader? Pepsi.
15. What do you call 2 Nuns & a Cheerleader? 2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever

Old Cheerleader Jokes

Here is a list of funny old cheerleader jokes and even better old cheerleader puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• An Irishman, a Frenchman, two conspiracy theorists, a priest, three cheerleaders, Elon Musk, an atheist and a rabbi walked into a bar. Ah, the good old days.

Male Cheerleader Jokes

Here is a list of funny male cheerleader jokes and even better male cheerleader puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did the male cheerleader say when he had to leave in the middle of a routine? "Catch ya later!"

Fun-Filled Cheerleader Jokes to Boost Your Mood

What funny jokes about cheerleader you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean soccer player jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cheerleader pranks.