Cheerleader Jokes
38 cheerleader jokes and hilarious cheerleader puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cheerleader that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of funny cheerleader jokes. From jokes about tryouts to jokes about pom poms, we've got all the bases covered.
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Funniest Cheerleader Short Jokes
Short cheerleader jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cheerleader humour may include short athlete jokes also.
- What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room? A full set of teeth.
- How many cheerleaders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. She just holds the bulb in the socket while the world revolves around her.
- Why don't University of Wisconsin football players ever date University of Minnesota cheerleaders? Ever seen what a badger does to a gopher hole?
- A joke my dad said just now. Dad: "I'm just acting like a bra and being supportive."
Supporting my sister's cheerleading. - Whats the best part of dating a Dallas Cheerleader? You know she never expects to get a ring
- How do you knew which cheerleader is the squad captain? When she does the splits, class rings fall out.
- A cheerleader wants to warn her friend a bee is flying straight towards her so what does she yell? BEE, AGGRESSIVE, BEE BEE AGGRESSIVE!
- What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader? Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.
- What do you call a cheerleading doggo? A pompomeranian
- Why are the North Korean cheerleaders refusing to dance? Because they don't have Seoul.
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Cheerleader One Liners
Which cheerleader one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cheerleader? I can suggest the ones about gymnast and ballerina.
- What's a bulimic cheerleaders favourite restaurant? In'n'Out Burger
- So, a cheerleader walks into a Starbucks... and shouts, "gimme a tea!"
- I passed my cheerleading exam... I went in and said "Give me an A!" and they did.
- What do you call cheerleaders in the ocean? Pepsi
- Why are plants bad cheerleaders? Because they're always rooting for themselves.
- What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits? 20 class rings fell out.
- There can only be one cheerleader The rest are chearfollowers
(Sorry) - What makes cheerleaders nervous? Being late
- Why is becoming a male cheerleader so awesome? It's a great way to pick up chicks.
- Why are male cheerleaders anti patriarchy? Because they are always holding women up.
- Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders?
A: Because they have a lot of spirit! - What should the Packers call their cheerleaders? Green Baes
- How did the cheerleader get magic AIDS? A Magic Johnson.
- What do you call a bubbly cheerleader? Pepsi.
- What do you call 2 Nuns & a Cheerleader? 2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever
Old Cheerleader Jokes
Here is a list of funny old cheerleader jokes and even better old cheerleader puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- An Irishman, a Frenchman, two conspiracy theorists, a priest, three cheerleaders, Elon Musk, an atheist and a rabbi walked into a bar. Ah, the good old days.
Male Cheerleader Jokes
Here is a list of funny male cheerleader jokes and even better male cheerleader puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What did the male cheerleader say when he had to leave in the middle of a routine? "Catch ya later!"
Fun-Filled Cheerleader Jokes to Boost Your Mood
What funny jokes about cheerleader you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean soccer player jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cheerleader pranks.
A bus full of cheerleaders went off a cliff
Miraculously, all twenty of them managed to grab onto the same branch sticking out of the cliffside. There were nineteen beautiful blondes and one brunette. The brunette saw the branch was starting to break, so she made a decision.
"Listen ladies," she said. "As skinny as we are, this branch can't hold all our weight. You're all so beautiful and talented, so I'm going to let go in hopes that it's enough to save your lives. Tell my family I love them."
The blondes were so moved by her selfless sacrifice that they gave her a round of applause.
My husband works in a plant nursery and is looking for quality plant jokes to tell his overworked co-workers. Show me what you've got! (I'll start)
Why are plants bad cheerleaders?
Because they're always rooting for themselves.
So, This Blind Guy Walks Into a Bar...
And takes a seat in front of the bartender.
"Would you like to here a great blonde joke?" He asks.
The bartender leans in close and says,
"Well, the priest and rabbi to your right are blonde. The two cheerleaders to your left are blonde and, to top it all off, I'M blonde. You still want to tell that joke buddy?"
The blind guy takes a moment to think about it and says
"Nah. I'd rather not have to explain it five times."
Emma was not like the other girls. She didn't know why all the others were crazy about Derek. She felt more intimate with Jessie and the cheerleaders than with another guys. She was reaching a moment in her life when she had to ask herself the question.
Emma gay
Have any of you seen the new s**... ambiguous cheerleading squad at yellowstone?
They're called the "Geyser Girls".
What does the Florida State football team and a Florida State cheerleader have in common?
They both s**... for four quarters.