The Best 25 Cheerios Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cheerios jokes. There are some cheerios muesli jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cheerios raisin puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cheerios Jokes and Puns

What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

You wanna know the best food to eat when sad?


Yesterday while I was talking with my girlfriend about Ebola, I asked her what she would do if I had Ebola...

"Ebola what, Cheerios?"

Best joke she's ever told

Cheerios joke, Yesterday while I was talking with my girlfriend about Ebola, I asked her what she would do if I had

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

A bee jerks off all over some Cheerios.

Its Honey Nut.

What's the best food for an upset stomach?


What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

Cheerios joke, What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Why did the pot head plant cheerios?

He thought they were donut seeds.

A Blonde finds a box of cheerios

"Aw, these donut seeds are so cute!"

Cheerios has been giving out seeds to help save the bees but in doing so the seeds have been found to harm certain ecosystems instead.

So wouldn't that make Cheerios a cereal killer?

What did the Cheerios bees girlfriend say when he was taking too long during a handjob?

Honey nut

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What do you call depressed cheerios?


An autistic Mexican sees a box of spilled Cheerios...

Did you guys hear about that girl they found murdered in Colorado? They found her covered in milk with cheerios still in her mouth.

They think it was a cereal killer....

For April fools my girlfriend replaced my alphabits with Cheerios.

I have no words to say how angry I am.

What's a Brit's favorite breakfast food?


Cheerios joke, What's a Brit's favorite breakfast food?

What did the Blond say when she open a Box of Cheerios?

Oh Yay, Donut Seeds

My wife said that she's leaving me because of my obsession with breakfast cereals.

I said, Ok. Cheerios then.

A blond sees Cheerios spilled on the floor.

"Oh! Donut crumbs"

Apparenty we have a serial killer in our family.

All my Honey Nut Cheerios are gone.

Classic Family Guy Joke

Peter: Brian, Look! There is a message in my Alphabet Cereal. it says, "oooooo"

Brian: Peter! You are eating Cheerios.

When I was younger, I thought I was clever by coming up with a joke: What is a British person's favourite cereal?


I told this to joke to a British person.

They were a little tea'd off.

What is Gepetto's favorite cereal?

I know you think it's Pinnochi-o's, but it's actually Cheerios. They're whittle o's. Though I guess both woodwork.

My kindergartner says that her favorite food is the powder at the bottom of the Cheerios bag

I think she's a cereal killer

Two brothers

Two brothers, ages 8 and 5, wake up one morning, and the older of the two says, "Today we're going to start cursing. I'll say Damn and you say Ass." The younger brother agrees.

Soon, their mother calls them down for breakfast. She asks the older brother what he would like to eat. He replies "I want some damn Cheerios." His mother is horrified, slaps him across the face and sends him to his room.

She turns to her younger son and asks, "Well, what do you want for breakfast?" He replies, "I'm not sure, but you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cheerios oatmeal jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cheerios granola piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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