Following is our collection of funny Cheerios jokes. There are some cheerios muesli jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cheerios raisin puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!
Cheerios
"Ebola what, Cheerios?"
Best joke she's ever told
Toucan play at that game
Its Honey Nut.
Cheerios.
Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!
He thought they were donut seeds.
"Aw, these donut seeds are so cute!"
So wouldn't that make Cheerios a cereal killer?
Honey nut
You can explore cheerios porridge reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean cheerios breakfast dad jokes. There are also cheerios puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
Surreal
They think it was a cereal killer....
I have no words to say how angry I am.
Cheerios
Oh Yay, Donut Seeds
I said, Ok. Cheerios then.
"Oh! Donut crumbs"
All my Honey Nut Cheerios are gone.
Peter: Brian, Look! There is a message in my Alphabet Cereal. it says, "oooooo"
Brian: Peter! You are eating Cheerios.
Cheerios!
I told this to joke to a British person.
They were a little tea'd off.
I know you think it's Pinnochi-o's, but it's actually Cheerios. They're whittle o's. Though I guess both woodwork.
I think she's a cereal killer
Two brothers, ages 8 and 5, wake up one morning, and the older of the two says, "Today we're going to start cursing. I'll say Damn and you say Ass." The younger brother agrees.
Soon, their mother calls them down for breakfast. She asks the older brother what he would like to eat. He replies "I want some damn Cheerios." His mother is horrified, slaps him across the face and sends him to his room.
She turns to her younger son and asks, "Well, what do you want for breakfast?" He replies, "I'm not sure, but you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios!"
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cheerios oatmeal jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working cheerios granola piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.