Cheerios Jokes

33 cheerios jokes and hilarious cheerios puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cheerios that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Cheerios Short Jokes

Short cheerios jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cheerios humour may include short corn flakes jokes also.

  1. What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios? Toucan play at that game
  2. Yesterday while I was talking with my girlfriend about Ebola, I asked her what she would do if I had Ebola... "Ebola what, Cheerios?"
    Best joke she's ever told
  3. For April fools my girlfriend replaced my alphabits with Cheerios. I have no words to say how angry I am.
  4. When I was younger, I thought I was clever by coming up with a joke: What is a British person's favourite cereal? Cheerios!
    I told this to joke to a British person.
    They were a little tea'd off.
  5. I heard male bees die after mating. I call that a honey nut cheerio.
    (Stole it off of twitter)
  6. My kindergartner says that her favorite food is the powder at the bottom of the Cheerios bag I think she's a cereal killer
  7. What is Gepetto's favorite cereal? I know you think it's Pinnochi-o's, but it's actually Cheerios. They're whittle o's. Though I guess both woodwork.
  8. Did you guys hear about that girl they found murdered in Colorado? They found her covered in milk with cheerios still in her mouth. They think it was a cereal killer....
  9. If brains were gasoline... wouldn't have enough to ride a motorcycle half way around a cheerio.
  10. A bee jerks off all over some Cheerios. Its Honey Nut.

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Cheerios One Liners

Which cheerios one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cheerios? I can suggest the ones about cereal and breakfast cereal.

  1. Male bees die after mating. That's basically their entire lives. Honey. nut. Cheerio.
  2. Male bees die after mating. -And that's why they call it a honey nut cheerio
  3. You wanna know the best food to eat when sad? Cheerios
  4. Going to open up a donut shop next to a medical m**... store I'll call it glazed and confused
  5. Male bees die after mating… So basically their life is:
    Honey. Nut. Cheerio.
  6. What do you call an online game about cereal?
  7. What does cereal say when it leaves the room? Cheerio
  8. What did the milk say to the cereal as it was leaving the bowl? Cheerio
  9. What do you call a British Bee Smashing and Dashing? A Honey Nut, Cheerio.
  10. Yo momma so skinny she can hula hoop with a Cheerio.
  11. What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am? "Honey!"
  12. What do you call a content vowel? A Cheerio.
  13. Yo momma is so skinny she uses a Cheerio as a hula hoop.
  14. What do you call depressed cheerios? Surreal
  15. An autistic Mexican sees a box of spilled Cheerios...

Cheerios joke, An autistic Mexican sees a box of spilled Cheerios...

Giggle-Inducing Cheerios Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

What funny jokes about cheerios you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cornflakes jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cheerios pranks.

Two brothers

Two brothers, ages 8 and 5, wake up one morning, and the older of the two says, "Today we're going to start cursing. I'll say d**... and you say a**...." The younger brother agrees.
Soon, their mother calls them down for breakfast. She asks the older brother what he would like to eat. He replies "I want some d**... Cheerios." His mother is horrified, slaps him across the face and sends him to his room.
She turns to her younger son and asks, "Well, what do you want for breakfast?" He replies, "I'm not sure, but you can bet your a**... it won't be Cheerios!"

Two little kids.....

aged six and eight, decide it's time to learn how to swear. So the eight-year-old says to the six-year-old, Okay, you say a**...' and I'll say h**....'
All excited about their plan, they troop downstairs, where their mother asks them what they'd like for breakfast. Aw, h**..., says the eight-year-old, gimme some Cheerios. His mother backhands him off the stool, sending him bawling out of the room, and turns to the younger brother. What'll you have?
I dunno, quavers the six-year-old, but you can bet your a**... it ain't gonna be Cheerios.

A male bee dies after s**...

I guess you could call that a honey nut cheerio

The Cheerios

Twins, Johnny and Billy are turning 13 next week and so they were discussing growing up.
Since we are gonna be grown up now we should be able to curse
Johnny says Ok Billy you say s**... and I'll say a**....
So they head downstairs for breakfast ready for the day.
Their Mom asks what would you like for breakfast Boys?
Billy says aww s**..., I'll just have some cheerios.
Momma scoops Billy straight up spanks him and sends him to timeout.
When she comes back still flustered and asks Johnny and what about you?
I don't know what I want but you can bet your a**... it isn't Cheerios

Cheerios joke, What is Gepetto's favorite cereal?