Delightful Fun Cheerio Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
Male bees die after mating. That's basically their entire lives.
Honey. Nut. Cheerio.
Male bees die after mating.
-And that's why they call it a honey nut cheerio
A male bee dies after s**...
I guess you could call that a honey nut cheerio
Male bees die after mating…
So basically their life is:
Honey. Nut. Cheerio.
The Cheerios
Twins, Johnny and Billy are turning 13 next week and so they were discussing growing up.
Since we are gonna be grown up now we should be able to curse
Johnny says Ok Billy you say s**... and I'll say a**....
So they head downstairs for breakfast ready for the day.
Their Mom asks what would you like for breakfast Boys?
Billy says aww s**..., I'll just have some cheerios.
Momma scoops Billy straight up spanks him and sends him to timeout.
When she comes back still flustered and asks Johnny and what about you?
I don't know what I want but you can bet your a**... it isn't Cheerios
What do you call an online game about cereal?
Cheer.io
I heard male bees die after mating.
I call that a honey nut cheerio.
(Stole it off of twitter)
What does cereal say when it leaves the room?
Cheerio
Did you know after a male bee has the s**... times it will die? I suppose its life can be summed up in three words.....
Honey. Nut. Cheerio!!
What did the milk say to the cereal as it was leaving the bowl?
Cheerio
What do you call a British Bee Smashing and Dashing?
A Honey Nut, Cheerio.
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What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?
"Honey!"
[Nut]
"Cheerio!"
What do you call a content vowel?
A Cheerio.
What did the Cheerios bees girlfriend say when he was taking too long during a h**...?
Honey nut
If brains were gasoline...
...you wouldn't have enough to ride a motorcycle half way around a cheerio.
Cheerios has been giving out seeds to help save the bees but in doing so the seeds have been found to harm certain ecosystems instead.
So wouldn't that make Cheerios a cereal killer?
Warning RACISM alert 🚨
How do you thank a black friend?
Cheerio nigerio.
