Cheerio Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cheerio jokes. Read cheerio fiber jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cheerio elses puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Delightful Fun Cheerio Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

Male bees die after mating. That's basically their entire lives.

Honey. Nut. Cheerio.

Male bees die after mating.

-And that's why they call it a honey nut cheerio

A male bee dies after s**...

I guess you could call that a honey nut cheerio

Male bees die after mating…

So basically their life is:

Honey. Nut. Cheerio.

The Cheerios

Twins, Johnny and Billy are turning 13 next week and so they were discussing growing up.

Since we are gonna be grown up now we should be able to curse

Johnny says Ok Billy you say s**... and I'll say a**....

So they head downstairs for breakfast ready for the day.

Their Mom asks what would you like for breakfast Boys?

Billy says aww s**..., I'll just have some cheerios.

Momma scoops Billy straight up spanks him and sends him to timeout.

When she comes back still flustered and asks Johnny and what about you?

I don't know what I want but you can bet your a**... it isn't Cheerios

What do you call an online game about cereal?

I heard male bees die after mating.

I call that a honey nut cheerio.

(Stole it off of twitter)

Cheerio joke, I heard male bees die after mating.

What does cereal say when it leaves the room?


Did you know after a male bee has the s**... times it will die? I suppose its life can be summed up in three words.....

Honey. Nut. Cheerio!!

What did the milk say to the cereal as it was leaving the bowl?


What do you call a British Bee Smashing and Dashing?

A Honey Nut, Cheerio.

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What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?


What do you call a content vowel?

A Cheerio.

What did the Cheerios bees girlfriend say when he was taking too long during a h**...?

Honey nut

If brains were gasoline... wouldn't have enough to ride a motorcycle half way around a cheerio.

Cheerios has been giving out seeds to help save the bees but in doing so the seeds have been found to harm certain ecosystems instead.

So wouldn't that make Cheerios a cereal killer?

Cheerio joke, Cheerios has been giving out seeds to help save the bees but in doing so the seeds have been found t

Warning RACISM alert 🚨

How do you thank a black friend?

Cheerio nigerio.

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