The Best 16 Cheerio Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cheerio jokes. There are some cheerio fiber jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cheerio elses puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cheerio Jokes and Puns

Male bees die after mating. That's basically their entire lives.

Honey. Nut. Cheerio.

Male bees die after mating.

-And that's why they call it a honey nut cheerio

A male bee dies after sex

I guess you could call that a honey nut cheerio

Cheerio joke, A male bee dies after sex

Male bees die after mating…

So basically their life is:

Honey. Nut. Cheerio.

What do you call an online game about cereal?

I heard male bees die after mating.

I call that a honey nut cheerio.

(Stole it off of twitter)

What does cereal say when it leaves the room?


Cheerio joke, What does cereal say when it leaves the room?

Did you know after a male bee has the sexy times it will die? I suppose its life can be summed up in three words.....

Honey. Nut. Cheerio!!

What did the milk say to the cereal as it was leaving the bowl?


What do you call a British Bee Smashing and Dashing?

A Honey Nut, Cheerio.

What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?


You can explore cheerio salutation reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean cheerio dal dad jokes. There are also cheerio puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

What do you call a content vowel?

A Cheerio.

What did the Cheerios bees girlfriend say when he was taking too long during a handjob?

Honey nut

If brains were gasoline... wouldn't have enough to ride a motorcycle half way around a cheerio.

Cheerios has been giving out seeds to help save the bees but in doing so the seeds have been found to harm certain ecosystems instead.

So wouldn't that make Cheerios a cereal killer?

Warning RACISM alert 🚨

How do you thank a black friend?

Cheerio nigerio.

Cheerio joke, Warning RACISM alert 🚨

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cheerio hallo jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cheerio goodby piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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