The Best 9 Cheerfully Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Cheerfully jokes. There are some cheerfully triumphantly jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cheerfully cheer up if puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Cheerfully Jokes and Puns
A man and a woman rotate to the same table in a game of speed dating.
"Hi!" says the woman cheerfully, "Just so you know, I'm deaf, but I can read lips. Just talk as you normally do and I'll let you know if I didn't catch something. So, what do you do for a living?"
"I'm a ventriloquist," says the man.
"What?" says the woman.
A blonde...
...works in a petrol station filling up cars. One day, a spaceship with 'UFO' written on the side lands next to the blonde. The blonde cheerfully fills it with fuel and the spaceship flied off.
The blonde's boss, shocked, comes out to ask why she filled it up.
"Do you know what 'UFO' stands for?" He asks.
"Of course." She replies, "Unleaded Fuel Only".
credits to u/Mr-Everest
"Looks like you're pregnant" says the doctor
-"I'm pregnant?" replies the woman cheerfully
-"No, it just looks like you are"
"When am I ever gonna use this?" Asked the student to the algebra teacher
"Well you won't, but one of the smart kids might" he replied cheerfully
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work.
His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it.
So Tom went to his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed.
Tom slept well and in fact beat the alarm in the morning. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work.
"Boss", he said, "The pill actually worked!"
"That's all fine" said the boss, "But where were you yesterday?"
A young man joined a company, and was invited to a conference with the boss.
At the conference, he noticed his boss always got somebody else to get a drink and bring it to him. The young man asked his boss' secretary what was up with that, she answered cheerfully "you've gotta hand it to him. He hates the punchline"
The end of the world
A women asks her husband:
Hey love, if the world ended in 10 minutes what would you do?
The husband cheerfully replies:
Well, I would definitely have sex with you
The wife replies: And the last 9 minutes?
A woman is mowing the lawn on a hot summer afternoon...
Her husband sits on the patio, cheerfully drinking a cold beer. Their elderly neighbor looks upon the scene, outraged, and says to the husband "How disgraceful! You ought to be hung!"
"I am," he said, "that's why she's mowing the lawn."
It's all good in the hood..
...I replied cheerfully.
But deep down, I knew there were many complex socio-economic problems in the hood.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cheerfully heartily jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working cheerfully khalid piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.