Entertaining Cheerful Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
A famous singer sang for patients in a hospital.
He finished with a cheerful greeting:
-Bye-bye , and hope you get better!
-Thanks, you too! replied the patients.
there has been a shooting at the Westboro Baptist church...
police report 3 dozen cheerful bystanders, yet nobody claims to have seen who did it.
A 92 year-old man went to the Doctor to get a physical.
A few days later the Dr. saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.
A couple of days later the Dr. talked to the man and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
The man replied, "Just doing what you said Doctor, 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful."
The Doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said you got a heart murmur. Be careful."
Morris went to doctor for a physical
Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said: "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied: "Just doing what you said, Doc. Get a hot mamma and be cheerful."
The doctor said: "I didn't say that. I said, You've got a heart murmur - be careful."
Advice
A doctor was walking down the street one day when he noticed coming towards him one of his 85 year old patients with a very beautiful, well-built young lady on his arm.
He was looking the happiest he had ever seen him.
When the old guy noticed the doctor he went up to him and said, "Well Doc. I took your advice and look at me."
Puzzled, the doctor asked what the advice was.
"You told me to get a hot Mama and be very cheerful," he replied.
"Oh no. I told you that you had got a heart murmur and to be very careful."
The nurse
A man walks into a bar, ends up getting into a horrible bar fight and is lying on the floor injured. "Don't worry," says the bartender, a Red Cross nurse is in the building and is coming to help you.' "Oh no," groans the victim, "couldn't I have a blonde, cheerful one?"
My girlfriend is like the sun...
She's bright, cheerful, and she goes down every night.
On a flight from Dubai to NYC, I met a cheerful gentleman from Pakistani. He stressed that Pakistan is now a new country, peaceful & totally against terrorism
To prove his point, he decided not to hijack the plane.
The Depressed Pessimist
The depressed pessimist: *"I don't think this day can get any worse..."*
The cheerful optimist: *"IT CAN!!"*
A Spaniard, a Frenchman, an Englishman, and a German are walking down a street in Paris...
... when they see a mime. He calls them over and asks if they want to see him perform. The group respond with a cheerful yes and the mime begins his performance. He gets up on a box and asks the group if they can clearly see him.
The group says:
*"Yes"*
*"Oui"*
*"Si"*
*"Ja"*
My parents are in a fight
My dad wanted to go see a lighthearted psychic.
My mother wanted to buy some cheerful watercolors.
I hope they find a happy medium
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Red Cross nurse
A guy walks into a bar and trips and falls sustaining a horrible injury. "Hold still," the bartender exclaims. "We have a Red Cross nurse right here that can help you!" "Just my luck," mutters the guy, "Why couldn't I have a blonde cheerful nurse instead?"
If you ever see a group of four cheerful men from Ghana...
...you're probably a goner.
82 year old Mr. Morris
went to the doctors for a full physical examination.
A few weeks later, the doctor saw Mr. Morris walking down the road with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.
'Hello Mr. Morris,' says the doctor, 'you're looking well and it looks like you're doing great!'
'Well, I got me a hot Mamma, and I'm being cheerful, just like you said doc.'
'I didn't say that! What I said was, "You have a heart murmor, be careful!" '
A child inside a body of an adult is a cheerful person
An adult inside a child's body is a priest
What did the cheerful octopus say when he lost three of his tentacles in a terrible accident?
High five!
Some dude went to tell cheerful quotes at a rapper's f**....
They were all like Homie where your heart is.
My BF asks me which moment you feel most cheerful when you working.
I say the last second of the working time..........
What did the cheerful man tell the sad child?
If you can't be happy, at least be sadeerful!
