Cheer You Up Jokes
9 cheer you up jokes and hilarious cheer you up puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cheer you up that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What is a good cheer you up joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
My wife gave me some bad news today
"But," she said, "I bought your favorite soy sauce to help cheer you up."
"Great," I said. "Just Kikkoman when he's down, huh?"
I'm very soy for that pun. I'll just wok away now.
Hey Siri! My girlfriend broke up with me.
Oh no, I'm so sorry! Do you want a joke to cheer you up?
Sure.
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
What?
The calendar has dates.
A short joke to cheer you up
Jeff told his friend: "I was named after my father."
His friend said: "But his name is John."
"Yes", Jeff said. "He was named that years before I was even born".
Me: Hey Siri, I lost my Job.
Siri: That's bad, do you want me to tell a joke to cheer you up?
Me: Sure, go ahead.
Siri: What's the difference between a You and Large Pizza?
Me: Idk
Siri: A large pizza can feed a family.
Hey I've got 70 ways to cheer you up. First is a big hug.
The rest is 69.
A woman came up to me in a bar.
She said, "You don't look too happy. Maybe I could cheer you up?"
I raised my hand and said, "I'm married."
"That explains the first bit, then," she replied.
If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember.
..You can always change your birthday on facebook!
I got sacked on my first day as a 911 dispatcher...
I got a call saying "officer down, officer down"
I said "aw, what's up buddy, I'll cheer you up"
I was such an ugly baby...
I was such an ugly baby...My Mom was pushing me in a pram one day and was so upset with folk's reaction to her ugly baby. She sat down on a park bench and the tears began to flow. A kindly stranger noticed her tearfully rocking the pram and decided to do a good deed. He bought a large ice cream and handed it to her. 'Listen, dear,' he said, 'I know you have problems, you don't have to tell me what they are, but hopefully this will cheer you up.' My Mom smiled through her tears and accepted the ice cream. The kind stranger returned the smile then held out his other hand and said, 'And here is a bag of nuts for the monkey!'
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