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She was livid, "what am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
I know he means well...
So, to cheer myself up, I bought a puppy.
To cheer myself up I bought a puppy.
He reminded her that Nelson Mandela wasn't elected President until after he had served 27 years in prison.
So I bought a puppy to cheer myself up!
I know he means well...
... So to cheer her up when she gets home from work, I've got her flowers, chocolates, wine and I'm going to run her a nice hot sink.
At least you won't have to work at the same desk that Monica spent so much time under.
I know he means well...
They each had 20 seconds to come up with a poem about Timbuktu.
The student goes first and says " Across the desert sands, crossed a lonely caravan, men on camels two by two, destination Timbuktu."
The crowd goes wild cheering for the poem.
The old country man then goes, "Tim and I off hunting went, found some girls in a pop up tent, they were three and we were two and I buck one and Tim buck two."
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To cheer myself up, I bought a puppy!
"But," she said, "I bought your favorite soy sauce to help cheer you up."
"Great," I said. "Just Kikkoman when he's down, huh?"
I'm very soy for that pun. I'll just wok away now.
"Hi!" says the woman cheerfully, "Just so you know, I'm deaf, but I can read lips. Just talk as you normally do and I'll let you know if I didn't catch something. So, what do you do for a living?"
"I'm a ventriloquist," says the man.
"What?" says the woman.
That's why I surprised her with a bukkake party. Everyone came. You should've seen her face.
I know he means well.
So, to cheer myself up, I went and bought a puppy.
>**An assistant to Donald Trump told him she had a fantastic dream last night.**
**There was a huge parade down Pennsylvania Avenue celebrating Trump.**
**Millions lined the parade route, cheering when the President went past.**
**Bands were playing; children were throwing confetti into the air; there were balloons everywhere.**
**It was absolutely the BIGGEST CELEBRATION WASHINGTON HAD EVER SEEN!!!**
**Trump was very impressed and said, "That's really great!**
**By the way, how did I look in your dream? Was my hair okay?"**
**His assistant said, "I couldn't tell, the casket was closed."**
It makes it easier to decide who to cheer for
Beethoven: YOU WANNA HEAR A SYMPHONY?
*crowd cheers*
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
I know he means well.
I try to talk about my feelings with him, but he'll just say vaguely supportive things that really don't help. He'll say things like hey, cheer up buddy. I know things seem tough but at least you're not stuck in one of those, you know, those holes in the ground? The thing with the bucket so you can get water from the hole.
I know he means well.
"That's strange," he says, "I thought Australians usually boo meringue."
preposterous
cheers all :)
My friend keeps telling me to cheer up these days. He says it could be a lot worse , I could be trapped inside an underground hole filled with water.
I know he means well.
It really cheered me up to see me take the ring off my wife's finger, walk out of church and go drinking with my friends.
...works in a petrol station filling up cars. One day, a spaceship with 'UFO' written on the side lands next to the blonde. The blonde cheerfully fills it with fuel and the spaceship flied off.
The blonde's boss, shocked, comes out to ask why she filled it up.
"Do you know what 'UFO' stands for?" He asks.
"Of course." She replies, "Unleaded Fuel Only".
credits to u/Mr-Everest
It just made her more upset.
She screamed at me, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"
-"I'm pregnant?" replies the woman cheerfully
-"No, it just looks like you are"
Getting a hand job from a chick is like watching the special Olympics...
You keep cheering them on but deep down inside you know you can do better...
...cheering "85 Days! 85 Days!"
A gentleman inquires "Excuse me, but what's '85 days?'"
The blonds reply "We completed a puzzle in 85 days and the box says 2-4 years!"
The good news, is that Mr Putin told me that he wants peace.
After everyone cheered and clapped in relief, he added the bad news…
A piece of Crimea, a piece of Ukraine, a piece of Finland…
Crowd: (*Cheers*)
Beethoven: "I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"
"Well you won't, but one of the smart kids might" he replied cheerfully
Some guy made a meringue and everybody cheered...
I thought... That's odd, normaly in Australia they boo meringue
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