Cheer Up Jokes
53 cheer up jokes and hilarious cheer up puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cheer up that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Cheer Up Short Jokes
Short cheer up jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cheer up humour may include short cheer me up jokes also.
- My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I got her an identical one. She was livid, "what am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
- My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water" I know he means well...
- A fortune teller told me that, in 12 years time, I'd suffer terrible heartbreak. So, to cheer myself up, I bought a puppy.
- bill Clinton tried to cheer up Hillary this morning. He reminded her that Nelson Mandela wasn't elected President until after he had served 27 years in prison.
- Cheer up Hilary! At least you won't have to work at the same desk that Monica spent so much time under.
- Why is Trump excited Russia was banned from the 2018 winter Olympics? It makes it easier to decide who to cheer for
- Beethoven hyping the crowd. Beethoven: YOU WANNA HEAR A SYMPHONY?
*crowd cheers*
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU! - Gordon Ramsey goes to Australia and makes a lemon meringue pie. The whole audience cheers! "That's strange," he says, "I thought Australians usually boo meringue."
- Wife: I'm afraid our Neighbour died Husband: Who, Ray?
Wife: It's inappropriate to cheer when someone dies
(My 7 year old came up with this joke) - "Looks like you're pregnant" says the doctor -"I'm pregnant?" replies the woman cheerfully
-"No, it just looks like you are"
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Cheer Up One Liners
Which cheer up one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cheer up? I can suggest the ones about cheer you up and cheering someone up.
- A comedian was hired to cheer up a group of suicidal patients. I hear his jokes killed.
- I decided to buy a bra to cheer me up. It was an uplifting experience.
- I cheered up my friend with necromancy It really lifted his spirits.
- Then I said "your beard makes you look thinner" ...but that didn't seem to cheer her up
- Why do people cheer when they reach the Finland border? It's the Finnish line.
- Hey I've got 70 ways to cheer you up. First is a big hug. The rest is 69.
- What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess? Cheers, mate.
- Tried cheering up a customer But he's not buying it
- My girlfriend is like the sun... She's bright, cheerful, and she goes down every night.
- How do you cheer for sushi? Raw! Raw! Raw!
- What do you say to a french man to cheer hm up ? Beaucoup, to him, it means a lot.
- What do the Irish say when they cheers their beer? Good Mornin'!
- how do you cheer up a dog that's lost its tail? retail therapy
- Best part about watching golf Is taking a nap and having people clap and cheer for you
- How do you cheer up a brand new battery? Remind him that he's full of untapped potential!
Cheer Up If Jokes
Here is a list of funny cheer up if jokes and even better cheer up if puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I was watching Australian Master chef last night... Some guy made a meringue and everybody cheered...
I thought... That's odd, normaly in Australia they boo meringue - Hey Siri! My girlfriend broke up with me. Oh no, I'm so sorry! Do you want a joke to cheer you up?
Sure.
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
What?
The calendar has dates. - I've just been sacked as the weatherman at the local radio station Apparently I was too 'cheerful' when giving out the really bad weather reports!!!
That's it!! No more mist and ice guy. - What do you do when you find a blue elephant? Cheer him up.
(Courtesy of my 10-year-old son.) - My teacher said that we were going to have only half of a day of school this morning We all cheered, then she said that we'd have the other half this afternoon.
- How do you make a winter solstice stew? Carefully add just the right amount of darkness, cold, and a pinch of holiday cheer.
- How many Unidans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Six: one to screw it in and five to cheer him on loudly while standing in front of other people's bulbs so no one can see them.
- What did the winter solstice say to the shortest day of the year? "Hey, cheer up! Tomorrow will be a little longer."
- A famous singer sang for patients in a hospital. He finished with a cheerful greeting:
-Bye-bye , and hope you get better!
-Thanks, you too! replied the patients. - Why did the winter solstice turn down the heat? Because it couldn't handle the sizzling holiday cheer!
Comical & Quirky Cheer Up Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about cheer up you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cheer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cheer up pranks.
I've been feeling really depressed, and my best friend isn't helping
I try to talk about my feelings with him, but he'll just say vaguely supportive things that really don't help. He'll say things like hey, cheer up buddy. I know things seem tough but at least you're not stuck in one of those, you know, those holes in the ground? The thing with the bucket so you can get water from the hole.
I know he means well.
The Entertainment
A charitable man decided to visit a sick ward at a hospital to cheer up the patients. He took along a keyboard and played humorous songs and told jokes at many a bedside. After finishing his final performance for an old man he said, "I hope you get better." The old man smiled vaguely at the performer and replied, "I hope you do too."
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A man walks into his regular watering hole....
depressed he orders a double whiskey. The bartender asks him What's the bad news? .
The guy says Well my wife says she no longer enjoys s**... so she's cutting me off, we can only do it once a month .
Bartender: Ooohhh cheer up that's nothing, she's cut most of the guys in here completely off
How NOT to cheer up your overweight girlfriend
My girlfriend was sad one day, and exclaimed "I look like a huge whale".
Being the compassionate caring man that I am, I said "no you don't, you're more like a medium-sized seal".
To my surprise she was not amused, or comforted.
My favorite St. Valentines joke
A mother heard her daughter crying in her room, so she went in to see what was the matter.
"What's the matter, dear?"
"Oh, Mom, it's Valentine's Day and nobody loves me!"
The mother thought for a moment and said "Oh, cheer up dear, this isn't the only day nobody loves you!"
After receiving an 89 on his English exam, an immigrant mother tries to cheer up her perfectionist son by telling him "You've gotta be positive!"
"It's pronounced 'B plus'", replied the son, "and I wanted an A!"
I read an article that said to cheer up as adults, we should embrace things we loved as kids.
So, when I am sad I hide in the shower and try to watch the babysitter pee.
My friend seemed sad. He told me his wife cut him down to once a week
Apparently I was wrong. He didn't cheer up at all when I told him I know three guys she cut out altogether.
Dave was in a bar looking
very dejected. His friend, Adam, walked over and asked, "What's wrong?"
"It's my mother-in-law," Dave replied, while shaking his head sadly. "I have a real problem with her."
"Cheer up," Adam said. "Everyone has problems with their mother-in-law."
"Yeah, sure," Dave answered. "But not everybody gets theirs pregnant!"
When I'm feeling down my friend keeps saying 'Cheer up, you could be stuck in a big fish, like Jonah!'
I know he means whale.
I tried my best to cheer up a friend that had been jobless for 2 years...
but none of them work
Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?
He looked a little blue
What did the dolphin say to the blue whale?
The dolphin said, Cheer up!
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How the accountants cheer up their parties?
They invite a f**... director
My father was used to saying "Cheer up, things could be worse."
So I cheered up, and sure enough, things got worse.
Cheer up. Being in a Parkinsons center is better than you think.
You can win at Jenga every time.
I can't help but cheer up whenever I hear Livin' on a Prayer.
I become quite bon jovial.
Whenever you think of something bad, like massive numbers of people dying or automation making tons of people jobless, cheer up!
Think of the savings!
Hillary Clinton isn't taking the loss very well.
So I said to her, Cheer up!
At least you won't have to work at the same desk that Monica spent so much time under.
Happiness
Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong Un and Donald Trump are on a plane. As the plane flies over a poor city, the Korean dictator looks through the window and claims:
-If I were to toss a dollar off the plane, I would make one person happy.
-If I were to throw a hundred dollars in pennies, I could make entire families happier,- says President Putin.
-Please, the amount of spare change I could find in my pockets alone would cheer up the city,- boasts President Trump.
-And if I were to throw you three off the plane, I would make the entire humanity happy,- adds the pilot.
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What do you say to cheer up the President when he's sad?
Aww man, don't be such an Obummer.
