Cheer Me Up Jokes
26 cheer me up jokes and hilarious cheer me up puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cheer me up that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Cheer Me Up Short Jokes
Short cheer me up jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cheer me up humour may include short cheer you up jokes also.
- How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Trump says it's changed and his supporters all cheer in the dark.
- My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I got her an identical one. She was livid, "what am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
- My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water" I know he means well...
- A fortune teller told me that, in 12 years time, I'd suffer terrible heartbreak. So, to cheer myself up, I bought a puppy.
- A fortune teller told me I'd suffer awful heart break in 12 years. To cheer myself up I bought a puppy.
- bill Clinton tried to cheer up Hillary this morning. He reminded her that Nelson Mandela wasn't elected President until after he had served 27 years in prison.
- My horoscope said I was going to get my heart broken in 12 years time So I bought a puppy to cheer myself up!
- My friend is really optimistic and is always telling me : "Cheer up, you could be in a deep hole filled with water..." I know he means well...
- Cheer up Hilary! At least you won't have to work at the same desk that Monica spent so much time under.
- My friend always tells me "cheer up, at least you aren't stuck in a deep hole full of water" I know he means well...
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Cheer Me Up One Liners
Which cheer me up one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cheer me up? I can suggest the ones about cheer up and cheering someone up.
- A comedian was hired to cheer up a group of suicidal patients. I hear his jokes killed.
- I decided to buy a bra to cheer me up. It was an uplifting experience.
- I cheered up my friend with necromancy It really lifted his spirits.
- Then I said "your beard makes you look thinner" ...but that didn't seem to cheer her up
- Why do people cheer when they reach the Finland border? It's the Finnish line.
- Hey I've got 70 ways to cheer you up. First is a big hug. The rest is 69.
- What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess? Cheers, mate.
- Tried cheering up a customer But he's not buying it
- My girlfriend is like the sun... She's bright, cheerful, and she goes down every night.
- How do you cheer for sushi? Raw! Raw! Raw!
- What's the best way to cheer on an electrician? You con-du-it!!!
- What do you say to a french man to cheer hm up ? Beaucoup, to him, it means a lot.
- If you ever see a group of four cheerful men from Ghana... ...you're probably a goner.
- What do the Irish say when they cheers their beer? Good Mornin'!
- how do you cheer up a dog that's lost its tail? retail therapy
Happy Cheer Me Up Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about cheer me up you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cheering up jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cheer me up pranks.
A woman gets out of the shower and looks at herself in the mirror
She walks past her husband reading the newspaper on the couch, and says, "I just looked at myself in the mirror and I look ugly as h**.... How about a nice compliment to cheer me up?"
The husband takes one glance at his wife and replies, "Your eyesight is spot-on."
I suffer from depression, but my aunt, who dotes on me, always knows how to cheer me up
you could say she's the perfect auntie-dote to my misery
Two more
I mean... Ι appreciate that my friends are doing their best to cheer me up after my diagnosis, but I've heard so many cancer jokes today, that if I get to hear just tumor I'll really get mad.
To cheer me up my fiancee got me tickets to Pearl Jam.
But three songs in I still wasn't feeling Eddie Vedder
Someone told me I looked sad. In an effort to cheer me up he asked me to name one thing that was positive in my life. My answer?
h**....
I've been really depressed lately, so my friend told me I should go to a petting zoo to help cheer me up...
I went today, but not one person would s**... me....
My boss called to tell me I was fired
To cheer me up my girlfriend bought me my favourite soy sauce. "Oh I see," I said, "Kikkoman when he's down, huh?"
I've never thought about s**... until now...
But it might cheer me up if you tried.
Cajun good news and bad news
Thibodaux walks up to Boudreaux and says, "Boudreaux, I've got some good news and some bad news; which do you want to hear first?" Ol Boudreaux replies, "Told me the bad news, den the good news cheer me up!" "Well git holt of yourself; we found your wife, dead, floating down the bayou."
"Oh my ya!" Boudreaux cries. "Das horrible!!! What could possibly be de good news????"
Thibodaux replies, "Well, when we pulled her out the bayou, we found 4 or 8 blue crab on her.... We're gonna run her again in the morning!"
Nineteen!
A guy gets fired from his job, and as he's walking home, head down, he hears someone yelling "Nineteen! Nineteen!" He looks around, and some w**... is jumping up and down in the middle of the street, pumping his fist in the air. "Nineteen! Nineteen!" Curious and with nothing better to do, the man walks over and asks him what's going on.
"Oh, I do this every day," the w**... says cheerfully. "It's great! You should try it."
"Nah... I just got fired and I really don't think anything can cheer me up."
"C'mon, just give it one try."
So the guy reluctantly agrees, stands next to him and half-heartedly jumps in the air, saying "Nineteen."
"No, no, you have to really commit to it. Like this: NINETEEN! NINETEEN!"
"OK, fine... Nineteen! Nineteen! ... You know, this really is making me feel better! NINETEEN! NINETEEN!" Just then, he makes an extra-high jump, and the w**... quickly bends down and yanks the manhole cover out from under him. "AAAaaaaaahhhh...." *splash*
The w**... puts the manhole cover back, looks around, jumps up in the air and yells "TWENTY!"
