Cheer Me Up Jokes
9 cheer me up jokes and hilarious cheer me up puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cheer me up that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Happy Cheer Me Up Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What is a good cheer me up joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I decided to buy a bra to cheer me up.
It was an uplifting experience.
I suffer from depression, but my aunt, who dotes on me, always knows how to cheer me up
you could say she's the perfect auntie-dote to my misery
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I mean... Ι appreciate that my friends are doing their best to cheer me up after my diagnosis, but I've heard so many cancer jokes today, that if I get to hear just tumor I'll really get mad.
To cheer me up my fiancee got me tickets to Pearl Jam.
But three songs in I still wasn't feeling Eddie Vedder
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Someone told me I looked sad. In an effort to cheer me up he asked me to name one thing that was positive in my life. My answer?
h**....
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I've been really depressed lately, so my friend told me I should go to a petting zoo to help cheer me up...
I went today, but not one person would s**... me....
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I've never thought about s**... until now...
But it might cheer me up if you tried.
Cajun good news and bad news
Thibodaux walks up to Boudreaux and says, "Boudreaux, I've got some good news and some bad news; which do you want to hear first?" Ol Boudreaux replies, "Told me the bad news, den the good news cheer me up!" "Well git holt of yourself; we found your wife, dead, floating down the bayou."
"Oh my ya!" Boudreaux cries. "Das horrible!!! What could possibly be de good news????"
Thibodaux replies, "Well, when we pulled her out the bayou, we found 4 or 8 blue crab on her.... We're gonna run her again in the morning!"
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Nineteen!
A guy gets fired from his job, and as he's walking home, head down, he hears someone yelling "Nineteen! Nineteen!" He looks around, and some w**... is jumping up and down in the middle of the street, pumping his fist in the air. "Nineteen! Nineteen!" Curious and with nothing better to do, the man walks over and asks him what's going on.
"Oh, I do this every day," the w**... says cheerfully. "It's great! You should try it."
"Nah... I just got fired and I really don't think anything can cheer me up."
"C'mon, just give it one try."
So the guy reluctantly agrees, stands next to him and half-heartedly jumps in the air, saying "Nineteen."
"No, no, you have to really commit to it. Like this: NINETEEN! NINETEEN!"
"OK, fine... Nineteen! Nineteen! ... You know, this really is making me feel better! NINETEEN! NINETEEN!" Just then, he makes an extra-high jump, and the w**... quickly bends down and yanks the manhole cover out from under him. "AAAaaaaaahhhh...." *splash*
The w**... puts the manhole cover back, looks around, jumps up in the air and yells "TWENTY!"
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