Cheer Jokes
161 cheer jokes and hilarious cheer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cheer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Be sure to get your Christmas cheer right with the right collection of Cheer Jokes. From the cheers of a crowd to a squad of Cheerleaders, these funny jokes will encourage you and fill the room with laughter and applause. Spread the cheer this Christmas and put a smile on everyone's face.
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Funniest Cheer Short Jokes
Short cheer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cheer humour may include short applause jokes also.
- How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Trump says it's changed and his supporters all cheer in the dark.
- My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I got her an identical one. She was livid, "what am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
- My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water" I know he means well...
- A fortune teller told me that, in 12 years time, I'd suffer terrible heartbreak. So, to cheer myself up, I bought a puppy.
- A fortune teller told me I'd suffer awful heart break in 12 years. To cheer myself up I bought a puppy.
- bill Clinton tried to cheer up Hillary this morning. He reminded her that Nelson Mandela wasn't elected President until after he had served 27 years in prison.
- My horoscope said I was going to get my heart broken in 12 years time So I bought a puppy to cheer myself up!
- My friend is really optimistic and is always telling me : "Cheer up, you could be in a deep hole filled with water..." I know he means well...
- Cheer up Hilary! At least you won't have to work at the same desk that Monica spent so much time under.
- My friend always tells me "cheer up, at least you aren't stuck in a deep hole full of water" I know he means well...
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Cheer One Liners
Which cheer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cheer? I can suggest the ones about congratulate and greet.
- A comedian was hired to cheer up a group of suicidal patients. I hear his jokes killed.
- I decided to buy a bra to cheer me up. It was an uplifting experience.
- I cheered up my friend with necromancy It really lifted his spirits.
- Then I said "your beard makes you look thinner" ...but that didn't seem to cheer her up
- Why do people cheer when they reach the Finland border? It's the Finnish line.
- Hey I've got 70 ways to cheer you up. First is a big hug. The rest is 69.
- What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess? Cheers, mate.
- Tried cheering up a customer But he's not buying it
- My girlfriend is like the sun... She's bright, cheerful, and she goes down every night.
- How do you cheer for sushi? Raw! Raw! Raw!
- What's the best way to cheer on an electrician? You con-du-it!!!
- What do you say to a french man to cheer hm up ? Beaucoup, to him, it means a lot.
- If you ever see a group of four cheerful men from Ghana... ...you're probably a goner.
- What do the Irish say when they cheers their beer? Good Mornin'!
- how do you cheer up a dog that's lost its tail? retail therapy
Cheer Up Jokes
Here is a list of funny cheer up jokes and even better cheer up puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Today, a psychic told me I'd witness an unbelievable pain in 12 years. To cheer myself up, I bought a puppy!
- My girlfriend's dog died so I got her an identical one to try and cheer her up. But it made her even more upset.
She screamed at me saying, What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs? - My friend keeps saying, "cheer up, man. You could be in an underground hole full of water." I know he means well.
- Recently, a fortune teller told me that in about 12 years I would suffer terrible heartbreak. So, to cheer myself up, I went and bought a puppy.
- Why is Trump excited Russia was banned from the 2018 winter Olympics? It makes it easier to decide who to cheer for
- Beethoven hyping the crowd. Beethoven: YOU WANNA HEAR A SYMPHONY?
*crowd cheers*
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU! - My friend was like "Cheer up, man. It could be worse. You could be in a hole in the ground full of water." I know he means well.
- Gordon Ramsey goes to Australia and makes a lemon meringue pie. The whole audience cheers! "That's strange," he says, "I thought Australians usually boo meringue."
- Wife: I'm afraid our Neighbour died Husband: Who, Ray?
Wife: It's inappropriate to cheer when someone dies
(My 7 year old came up with this joke) - "Pre-" means before and "Post-" means after, so to use both together in a single word would be... preposterous
cheers all :)
Cheer You Up Jokes
Here is a list of funny cheer you up jokes and even better cheer you up puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I played my wedding video backwards today. It really cheered me up to see me take the ring off my wife's finger, walk out of church and go drinking with my friends.
- My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset.
She screamed at me, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?" - "Looks like you're pregnant" says the doctor -"I'm pregnant?" replies the woman cheerfully
-"No, it just looks like you are" - Beethoven (to crowd): "Alright... are you guys READY FOR SOME SYMPHONIES?" Crowd: (*Cheers*)
Beethoven: "I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" - "When am I ever gonna use this?" Asked the student to the algebra teacher "Well you won't, but one of the smart kids might" he replied cheerfully
- I was watching Australian Master Chef last night... Some guy made a meringue and everybody cheered...
I thought... That's odd, normaly in Australia they boo meringue - How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Trumps says it's done and they all cheer in the dark
- My girlfriends dog died recently So to cheer her up I bought her another one just like it. It didn't work.
She said "what am I going to do with two dead dogs?" - Hey Siri! My girlfriend broke up with me. Oh no, I'm so sorry! Do you want a joke to cheer you up?
Sure.
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
What?
The calendar has dates. - My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset.
She shouted at me and said, What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?
Cheer Me Up Jokes
Here is a list of funny cheer me up jokes and even better cheer me up puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Beethoven asks his audience: "Is everyone ready to hear some symphonies!?" The audience cheers as Beethoven exclaims: "I can't hear you!"
- I've just been sacked as the weatherman at the local radio station Apparently I was too 'cheerful' when giving out the really bad weather reports!!!
That's it!! No more mist and ice guy. - What do you do when you find a blue elephant? Cheer him up.
(Courtesy of my 10-year-old son.) - My teacher said that we were going to have only half of a day of school this morning We all cheered, then she said that we'd have the other half this afternoon.
- A fortune teller told me I'd suffer a tragic heartbreaking loss in 12 years So to cheer myself up I got a puppy
- How do you make a winter solstice stew? Carefully add just the right amount of darkness, cold, and a pinch of holiday cheer.
- How many Unidans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Six: one to screw it in and five to cheer him on loudly while standing in front of other people's bulbs so no one can see them.
- What did the winter solstice say to the shortest day of the year? "Hey, cheer up! Tomorrow will be a little longer."
- A famous singer sang for patients in a hospital. He finished with a cheerful greeting:
-Bye-bye , and hope you get better!
-Thanks, you too! replied the patients. - Why did the winter solstice turn down the heat? Because it couldn't handle the sizzling holiday cheer!
Cheer Up If Jokes
Here is a list of funny cheer up if jokes and even better cheer up if puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- my pregnant wife was feeling sensitive about her enlarged breast due to lactation, so I gave her a cute nickname to cheer her up. Apparently Dairy Queen wasn't the right choice.
- A contestant made a meringue on Australian Masterchef and the crowd started clapping and cheering. The host said, "This is very unusual for an Australian audience. They normally Boo meringues!!"
- How did the winter solstice defeat the darkness? With a little help from its merry friends and plenty of holiday cheer!
- What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? The outlaws are wanted
*shoutout to the customer that called in and ended the phone call with a joke to spread some cheer* - A three-legged dog walks into an old-timey saloon "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my Paw."
(I know it's old but I'm feeling really down and this joke cheers me up.) - A cheers for women's underwear... ...they might not be the best thing, but they are the closest thing to it
- My Partner's Dog died this morning To cheer her up, I went out to get her an identical one.
She was fuming, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?!" - Why did the husband cheer on Karwa Chauth? Because his wife said she'd fast... and he thought it was a race!
- A friend told me "Cheer up, things could be worse. You could be trapped in a deep hole filled with water" I know he means well
- Who else is cheering for Switzerland in the Olympics? So much to like about the country. I mean, even the flag is a big plus.
Christmas Cheer Jokes
Here is a list of funny christmas cheer jokes and even better christmas cheer puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- To everyone who received a book from me for Christmas. They're due back in the library this Friday, cheers.
- Who brings Christmas cheer to America? Independent Clause
Unearthly Funniest Cheer Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What funny jokes about cheer you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean clap jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cheer pranks.
So, a cheerleader walks into a Starbucks...
and shouts, "gimme a tea!"
The Entertainment
A charitable man decided to visit a sick ward at a hospital to cheer up the patients. He took along a keyboard and played humorous songs and told jokes at many a bedside. After finishing his final performance for an old man he said, "I hope you get better." The old man smiled vaguely at the performer and replied, "I hope you do too."
My dad recently passed away and loved dirty jokes. I need some new ones to cheer me and my family up.
Last week, my dad unexpectedly passed away at the age of 56. One of the many things my family loved about him was his tendency to tell dirty jokes at the most inappropriate times. Does anybody have any good ones? Hearing some new dirty jokes would really help cheer me and my family up.
A Mongolian man tells his friend a story
When I came home late last night, I found my wife with another man. I was furious, and to hold myself back, I sat down and drank from a bottle that was left on the table. Then, I sang a song to cheer myself up. When I felt a little better, I looked around, and said to myself, s**..., this isn't my house,'.
How do you cheer up a brand new battery?
Remind him that he's full of untapped potential!
I read an article that said to cheer up as adults, we should embrace things we loved as kids.
So, when I am sad I hide in the shower and try to watch the babysitter pee.
A cop pulls over a driver with a broken tail light...
The officer approaches the driver of the vehicle and asks how long he has been driving with a broken tail light. Without answering the question the driver jumps out of his car, runs to the rear of his vehicle and groans. Seeing he was upset the officer tried to cheer him up slightly "come on now, don't take it so hard. Its not that serious."
"It isn't?" Replied the driver, "then do you know what happened to my boat and trailer?"
Request for a months worth of jokes for a cancer patient.
A friend of mine will be in the hospital for a month because of her cancer treatments. We are telling her jokes to cheer her up and were hoping you could help, Thanks.
Monkey Business
A zookeeper notices the lonely female gorilla is feeling depressed and needs to cheer her up again. He asks the r**... janitor of the zoo if he'll have s**... with the gorilla for $500.
The r**... says that he'll do it under 2 conditions.
Ok, says the zookeeper, what are they?
I don't want anyone to ever find out.
Ok, done! What's your second condition?
The r**... says; "I'll need an extra week to come up with the five hundred dollars."
My friends mom just died
And I asked him if I could tell him a joke to cheer him up. He said sure but I don't think it will help. Here is how it went.
Me: Knock Knock
Him: Really dude a knock knock joke? Ok, who's there?
Me: Not your mom.
My sister's got hay fever, and now she has diabetes.
I tried to cheer her up. You know, the usual. Flowers, chocolates
How did the cheerleader get magic AIDS?
A Magic Johnson.
Cheer up Hillary Clinton.
Nelson Mandela wasn't elected president, until after serving 27 years in prison.
Trump and Pence are standing on the roof of Trump Tower...
...Trump looks out over the city and says, "A lot of people are unhappy with me. I wanna do something to cheer them up."
"Well," Pence said, "you *could* jump..."
Gandalf is Attending a Rock Concert...
Gandalf gets up on stage before the main act of a rock concert. He stares at the crowd, who cheer for the headlining band. "I am a conjurer of Cheap Trick!" He yells, and crowd surfs off to Valinor.
I tried to cheer my mentally challenged friend up...
...but I guess I shouldn't have said "Don't let an extra chromosome get you down."
My wife gave me some bad news today
"But," she said, "I bought your favorite soy sauce to help cheer you up."
"Great," I said. "Just Kikkoman when he's down, huh?"
I'm very soy for that pun. I'll just wok away now.
First day of school
One day, a mom took her son to his first day of school. When they were walking to school, he looked all excited, but when his mom came back to pick him up, he looked disappointed. Trying to cheer him up, the mother asked what he had learned today at school. "Apparently not enough," he said. "I have to come back tomorrow!"
My girlfriend has hayfever and diabetes
I try to cheer her up with flowers and chocolate, but she doesn't appreciate it.
My Wife needed something to cheer her up...
That's why I surprised her with a b**... party. Everyone came. You should've seen her face.
When I was younger, my sister always said she wanted to be in the Dallas Cowboys Cheer Squad.
I always said the same thing, but just meant it in a much different way.
How NOT to cheer up your overweight girlfriend
My girlfriend was sad one day, and exclaimed "I look like a huge whale".
Being the compassionate caring man that I am, I said "no you don't, you're more like a medium-sized seal".
To my surprise she was not amused, or comforted.
A man walks into his regular watering hole....
depressed he orders a double whiskey. The bartender asks him What's the bad news? .
The guy says Well my wife says she no longer enjoys s**... so she's cutting me off, we can only do it once a month .
Bartender: Ooohhh cheer up that's nothing, she's cut most of the guys in here completely off
A classic Soviet joke
(Setting: 1980 Olympics)
Leonid Ilyich Brezhnev began reading his opening speech.
"O!" - the crowd applauses.
"O!" - another round of applause and cheer comes from the audience.
"O!" - the entire audience body stands up and begins clapping.
A secretary comes to Brezhnev and says, "Dear Leonid Ilyich, these are Olympic logo rings; you don't need to read all of them!"
My friend keeps telling me to cheer up these days...
My friend keeps telling me to cheer up these days. He says it could be a lot worse , I could be trapped inside an underground hole filled with water.
I know he means well.
Man walks into a bar
and orders 10 shots of tequila. Bartender surprised by the order asks what's the occasion? The man says "I just had my first b**...". With cheer in his voice bartender says "well if it's so, then I'll throw in 1 on the house". the mans says "if 10 shots can't wash that taste out of my mouth, I doubt 11 will"
My dwarf girlfriend has been a bit down recently because people keep remarking on her size
... So to cheer her up when she gets home from work, I've got her flowers, chocolates, wine and I'm going to run her a nice hot sink.
A woman came up to me in a bar.
She said, "You don't look too happy. Maybe I could cheer you up?"
I raised my hand and said, "I'm married."
"That explains the first bit, then," she replied.
To cheer me up my fiancee got me tickets to Pearl Jam.
But three songs in I still wasn't feeling Eddie Vedder
How many cheerleaders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One. She just holds the bulb in the socket while the world revolves around her.
A cheerleader wants to warn her friend a bee is flying straight towards her so what does she yell?
BEE, AGGRESSIVE, BEE BEE AGGRESSIVE!
I found out my husband got fired from his job today. In order to cheer him up I got him his favorite soy sauce.
He said to me
"Oh I see. Kikkoman when he's down, huh?"
My wife looked in the mirror one day and thought she was fat and ugly...
She asked me to give her a compliment to cheer her up, so I told her "well, you have perfect eyesight!"
My girlfriends dog died, so to cheer her up, I bought her an identical one
She was livid. She said "this s**... jokes gets reposted almost everyday"
A man is depressed because everybody forgot his birthday...
A coworker notices and decides to cheer him up. She breaks into his home and smashes every single lamp/light in his home. The next day she sees him and asks, "How are you?" And he replies, "Well I'm absolutely de-lighted!"
My friend was bummed today because his blind dog has cancer and he is going to have to put her down tomorrow.
I wanted to cheer him up, so I said well, at least she won't see it coming.
A man tells his wife he's not feeling well.
When she comes home from the grocery store, she brings him his favorite soy sauce to cheer him up. He says Oh, I see, Kikkoman when he's down .
Two more
I mean... Ι appreciate that my friends are doing their best to cheer me up after my diagnosis, but I've heard so many cancer jokes today, that if I get to hear just tumor I'll really get mad.
We are only a few weeks into self-isolation and it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks.It breaks my heart to see her like this. I have thought very hard about how I can cheer her up.
I have even considered letting her in - but rules are rules.
My friend seemed sad. He told me his wife cut him down to once a week
Apparently I was wrong. He didn't cheer up at all when I told him I know three guys she cut out altogether.
Just saw "Cheers: The Musical"
My Thoughts? A little too much Danson.
Also, some of the acting was w**....
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.
She was livid. What am I going to do with two dead dogs?
A woman gets out of the shower and looks at herself in the mirror
She walks past her husband reading the newspaper on the couch, and says, "I just looked at myself in the mirror and I look ugly as h**.... How about a nice compliment to cheer me up?"
The husband takes one glance at his wife and replies, "Your eyesight is spot-on."
I can't wait to cheer for Trump in 2024. I'm going to be right there with all the others screaming "Four more years!", and waving my sign.
Anyway, how do you spell penitentiary?
Told my Grandpa's favorite joke at his f**... and it helped cheer some sad eyes..... What happened when the parsley workers went on strike?
They're wages were garnished.
After receiving an 89 on his English exam, an immigrant mother tries to cheer up her perfectionist son by telling him "You've gotta be positive!"
"It's pronounced 'B plus'", replied the son, "and I wanted an A!"
Two hadrons are walking down the street
Baryon starts crying all of a sudden. His friend Meson turns and asks, what's wrong Baryon?
Baryon sobs, Everybody says I'm odd.
Meson tries his best to cheer him up. Keep your head up buddy, we all have our quarks!
I suffer from depression, but my aunt, who dotes on me, always knows how to cheer me up
you could say she's the perfect auntie-dote to my misery
A short joke to cheer you up
Jeff told his friend: "I was named after my father."
His friend said: "But his name is John."
"Yes", Jeff said. "He was named that years before I was even born".
An 8 years old went to the office with her dad
An 8 years old went to the office with her dad for "take your child to work" day.
As they were walking around the office, the young girl starts sobbing and crying.
All staff gather around to cheer her and her father asked "love, what's wrong?"
The girl turns to her father sobbing more and says"daddy where are all the clowns you said you were working with?"
There can only be one cheerleader
The rest are chearfollowers
(Sorry)
My favorite St. Valentines joke
A mother heard her daughter crying in her room, so she went in to see what was the matter.
"What's the matter, dear?"
"Oh, Mom, it's Valentine's Day and nobody loves me!"
The mother thought for a moment and said "Oh, cheer up dear, this isn't the only day nobody loves you!"
I've been feeling really depressed, and my best friend isn't helping
I try to talk about my feelings with him, but he'll just say vaguely supportive things that really don't help. He'll say things like hey, cheer up buddy. I know things seem tough but at least you're not stuck in one of those, you know, those holes in the ground? The thing with the bucket so you can get water from the hole.
I know he means well.