Following is our collection of funny Cheer jokes. There are some cheer optimistic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cheer cheer you up puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
She was livid, "what am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
I know he means well...
and shouts, "gimme a tea!"
A charitable man decided to visit a sick ward at a hospital to cheer up the patients. He took along a keyboard and played humorous songs and told jokes at many a bedside. After finishing his final performance for an old man he said, "I hope you get better." The old man smiled vaguely at the performer and replied, "I hope you do too."
Last week, my dad unexpectedly passed away at the age of 56. One of the many things my family loved about him was his tendency to tell dirty jokes at the most inappropriate times. Does anybody have any good ones? Hearing some new dirty jokes would really help cheer me and my family up.
Six: one to screw it in and five to cheer him on loudly while standing in front of other people's bulbs so no one can see them.
When I came home late last night, I found my wife with another man. I was furious, and to hold myself back, I sat down and drank from a bottle that was left on the table. Then, I sang a song to cheer myself up. When I felt a little better, I looked around, and said to myself, 'Shit, this isn't my house,'.
So, when I am sad I hide in the shower and try to watch the babysitter pee.
You con-du-it!!!
The officer approaches the driver of the vehicle and asks how long he has been driving with a broken tail light. Without answering the question the driver jumps out of his car, runs to the rear of his vehicle and groans. Seeing he was upset the officer tried to cheer him up slightly "come on now, don't take it so hard. Its not that serious."
"It isn't?" Replied the driver, "then do you know what happened to my boat and trailer?"
...they might not be the best thing, but they are the closest thing to it
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A friend of mine will be in the hospital for a month because of her cancer treatments. We are telling her jokes to cheer her up and were hoping you could help, Thanks.
A zookeeper notices the lonely female gorilla is feeling depressed and needs to cheer her up again. He asks the redneck janitor of the zoo if he'll have sex with the gorilla for $500.
The redneck says that he'll do it under 2 conditions.
Ok, says the zookeeper, what are they?
I don't want anyone to ever find out.
Ok, done! What's your second condition?
The redneck says; "I'll need an extra week to come up with the five hundred dollars."
And I asked him if I could tell him a joke to cheer him up. He said sure but I don't think it will help. Here is how it went.
Me: Knock Knock
Him: Really dude a knock knock joke? Ok, who's there?
Me: Not your mom.
Nelson Mandela wasn't elected president, until after serving 27 years in prison.
At least you won't have to work at the same desk that Monica spent so much time under.
He reminded her that Nelson Mandela wasn't elected President until after he had served 27 years in prison.
...but I guess I shouldn't have said "Don't let an extra chromosome get you down."
I know he means well...
"But," she said, "I bought your favorite soy sauce to help cheer you up."
"Great," I said. "Just Kikkoman when he's down, huh?"
I'm very soy for that pun. I'll just wok away now.
It's the Finnish line.
The outlaws are wanted
*shoutout to the customer that called in and ended the phone call with a joke to spread some cheer*
One day, a mom took her son to his first day of school. When they were walking to school, he looked all excited, but when his mom came back to pick him up, he looked disappointed. Trying to cheer him up, the mother asked what he had learned today at school. "Apparently not enough," he said. "I have to come back tomorrow!"
I hear his jokes killed.
That's why I surprised her with a bukkake party. Everyone came. You should've seen her face.
I always said the same thing, but just meant it in a much different way.
My girlfriend was sad one day, and exclaimed "I look like a huge whale".
Being the compassionate caring man that I am, I said "no you don't, you're more like a medium-sized seal".
To my surprise she was not amused, or comforted.
depressed he orders a double whiskey. The bartender asks him What's the bad news? .
The guy says Well my wife says she no longer enjoys sex so she's cutting me off, we can only do it once a month .
Bartender: Ooohhh cheer up that's nothing, she's cut most of the guys in here completely off
(Setting: 1980 Olympics)
Leonid Ilyich Brezhnev began reading his opening speech.
"O!" - the crowd applauses.
"O!" - another round of applause and cheer comes from the audience.
"O!" - the entire audience body stands up and begins clapping.
A secretary comes to Brezhnev and says, "Dear Leonid Ilyich, these are Olympic logo rings; you don't need to read all of them!"
My friend keeps telling me to cheer up these days. He says it could be a lot worse , I could be trapped inside an underground hole filled with water.
I know he means well.
and orders 10 shots of tequila. Bartender surprised by the order asks what's the occasion? The man says "I just had my first blow job". With cheer in his voice bartender says "well if it's so, then I'll throw in 1 on the house". the mans says "if 10 shots can't wash that taste out of my mouth, I doubt 11 will"
It makes it easier to decide who to cheer for
I know he means well...
... So to cheer her up when she gets home from work, I've got her flowers, chocolates, wine and I'm going to run her a nice hot sink.
One. She just holds the bulb in the socket while the world revolves around her.
To cheer her up, I went out to get her an identical one.
She was fuming, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?!"
He said to me
"Oh I see. Kikkoman when he's down, huh?"
She asked me to give her a compliment to cheer her up, so I told her "well, you have perfect eyesight!"
A coworker notices and decides to cheer him up. She breaks into his home and smashes every single lamp/light in his home. The next day she sees him and asks, "How are you?" And he replies, "Well I'm absolutely de-lighted!"
I wanted to cheer him up, so I said well, at least she won't see it coming.
When she comes home from the grocery store, she brings him his favorite soy sauce to cheer him up. He says Oh, I see, Kikkoman when he's down .
It just made her more upset.
She screamed at me, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"
To cheer myself up I bought a puppy.
So I bought a puppy to cheer myself up!
I know he means well
She walks past her husband reading the newspaper on the couch, and says, "I just looked at myself in the mirror and I look ugly as hell. How about a nice compliment to cheer me up?"
The husband takes one glance at his wife and replies, "Your eyesight is spot-on."
Anyway, how do you spell penitentiary?
...but that didn't seem to cheer her up
So, to cheer myself up, I bought a puppy.
They're wages were garnished.
The rest is 69.
"It's pronounced 'B plus'", replied the son, "and I wanted an A!"
None. Trumps says it's done and they all cheer in the dark
So to cheer her up I bought her another one just like it. It didn't work.
She said "what am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
Baryon starts crying all of a sudden. His friend Meson turns and asks, what's wrong Baryon?
Baryon sobs, Everybody says I'm odd.
Meson tries his best to cheer him up. Keep your head up buddy, we all have our quarks!
To cheer myself up, I bought a puppy!
you could say she's the perfect auntie-dote to my misery
I know he means well.
So to cheer myself up I got a puppy
It really lifted his spirits.
Jeff told his friend: "I was named after my father."
His friend said: "But his name is John."
"Yes", Jeff said. "He was named that years before I was even born".
So, to cheer myself up, I went and bought a puppy.
An 8 years old went to the office with her dad for "take your child to work" day.
As they were walking around the office, the young girl starts sobbing and crying.
All staff gather around to cheer her and her father asked "love, what's wrong?"
The girl turns to her father sobbing more and says"daddy where are all the clowns you said you were working with?"
The rest are chearfollowers
(Sorry)
Apparently Dairy Queen wasn't the right choice.
A mother heard her daughter crying in her room, so she went in to see what was the matter.
"What's the matter, dear?"
"Oh, Mom, it's Valentine's Day and nobody loves me!"
The mother thought for a moment and said "Oh, cheer up dear, this isn't the only day nobody loves you!"
Cheer him up.
(Courtesy of my 10-year-old son.)
I try to talk about my feelings with him, but he'll just say vaguely supportive things that really don't help. He'll say things like hey, cheer up buddy. I know things seem tough but at least you're not stuck in one of those, you know, those holes in the ground? The thing with the bucket so you can get water from the hole.
I know he means well.
I mean, even the flag is a big plus.
I know he means well.
I know he means wellโฆ
Raw! Raw! Raw!
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cheer cheer me up jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working cheer cheer up knock knock piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.