The Best 24 Cheep Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cheep jokes. There are some cheep excuthe jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cheep squeaky puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cheep Jokes and Puns

What did the bird say to the price tag?


(As told to me this morning by my 7 year old son. He was quite proud of the joke.)

FOR SALE: One dead budgie

Not going cheep.

What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!

Cheep joke, What's the best time to buy a bird?

Selling a dead bird

Not going cheep

When it comes to baby chickens... is *cheep*

Three canaries walk in to a bar.

The barman says "Is this some kind of cheep joke ?"

For sale: Dead Canary

Not going cheep.

Cheep joke, For sale: Dead Canary

What did the snobby bird say to the poor bird?

*Cheep, cheep.*

I just got back from my first session at the Bird Psychologist

He comes highly recommended, but the tweetment won't be cheep.

Never haggle with a baby chic

All their offers are cheep

What's yellow and goes "cheep cheep"?

A Chinese prostitute

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I'm a butcher and I sell dead chickens at work

They aren't going cheep

For sale: 2 dead birds

(Not going cheep)

What's the best part about living in Flint, Michigan?

Leaded gasoline is pretty cheep!

I've got a dead Budgie for sale.

It's not going cheep.

When should you buy a bird?

When it's going Cheep.

Cheep joke, When should you buy a bird?

How much does a birdhouse cost?

I don't know the exact price but I know they're pretty cheep

What did one Jewish bird say to the other?


What does sound does a Jewish bird say?

Cheep Cheep!

What do you call a date with a chick that's younger than you?

A cheep date.

Never buy a dead budgie, they don't go cheep....

What did the avian electronics salesman say to the customer?

TVs are going cheep

Joke I made up for my wife

Why don't birds go to restaurants?
Because they are "cheep cheep!'

Anyone wanna buy any budgies?

I've got two round the house going cheep!

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