Cheep Jokes
36 cheep jokes and hilarious cheep puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cheep that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Cheep Short Jokes
Short cheep jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cheep humour may include short cheap jokes also.
- What did the bird say to the price tag? Cheep!
(As told to me this morning by my 7 year old son. He was quite proud of the joke.) - Why did the baby chick cross the road on the spring equinox? To say, Cheep cheep, happy spring!
- I just got back from my first session at the Bird Psychologist He comes highly recommended, but the tweetment won't be cheep.
- How much does a birdhouse cost? I don't know the exact price but I know they're pretty cheep
- Joke I made up for my wife Why don't birds go to restaurants?
Because they are "cheep cheep!' - Why did the Jewish guy ask out a chick? Because he thought she would be a *cheep* date.
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Cheep One Liners
Which cheep one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cheep? I can suggest the ones about cheesy and affordable.
- FOR SALE: One dead budgie Not going cheep.
- What's the best time to buy a bird? When it goes cheep!
- Selling a dead bird Not going cheep
- When it comes to baby chickens... ...talk is *cheep*
- Three canaries walk in to a bar. The barman says "Is this some kind of cheep joke ?"
- A bird tried to sell me some leaves It said: 'Come on, they're very cheep cheep!'
- I'm a butcher and I sell dead chickens at work They aren't going cheep
- What do you call a baby chick from the dollar store? A cheap cheep-cheep
- What's the best part about living in Flint, Michigan? Leaded gasoline is pretty cheep!
- What did one Jewish bird say to the other? "Cheep"
- What do you call a date with a chick that's younger than you? A cheep date.
- Never buy a dead budgie, they don't go cheep....
- What did the avian electronics salesman say to the customer? TVs are going cheep
- Anyone wanna buy any budgies? I've got two round the house going cheep!
- I forgot milk and eggs But the good thing is, eggs are cheep. *Ba dum tis*
Uproarious Cheep Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What funny jokes about cheep you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean broke jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cheep pranks.
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What did the s**... bird say to the poor bird?
*Cheep, cheep.*
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Never haggle with a baby chic
All their offers are cheep
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What's yellow and goes "cheep cheep"?
A Chinese p**...
A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are running from the cops.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the cops. They pull into a forest and each climb up a separate tree. The cop parks and walks up to the tree with the brunette.
"I know you're up there, get down from there."
Cheep cheep cheep cheep....
He hears the chirping and is convinced it's just a bird. He goes to the second tree with the redhead.
"Get down right now. I don't have the patience."
Hoo. Hoo.
He hears the hooting and is convinced it's just a owl. He walks up to the tree with the blonde.
"I know you're up there. Get down right now."
After some silence and much thought....
"MOOOOO!"
