Cheeky Jokes
16 cheeky jokes and hilarious cheeky puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cheeky that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Need some laughs? Check out this collection of cheeky jokes! From cheeky Christmas cracker jokes to mischievous mate jokes, this article has something for everyone - no matter the occasion. Laugh out loud with some of the best cheeky, brazen, and irish jokes around.
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Funniest Cheeky Short Jokes
Short cheeky jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cheeky humour may include short frisky jokes also.
- I was walking around an art gallery with my wife. "Does anything in this room get you excited?" she said, with a cheeky wink.
I said, "Yes, some of the paintings." - My gran fell asleep last night while she was eating piri piri chicken She had a cheeky nan dose
- Wolfram-Alpha was recently shut down because of a flood of calculations that didn't make any sense at all being submitted at once. It was quite a cheeky NaNDDoS.
- Whats cheeky? When you say "Hello you two" to a pregnant woman.
Whats perverse?
When u shake hands with both. - One day I was fishing off the pier at the lake. A fellow walked up and asked me what I was fishing for. Feeling cheeky, I replied "Complements!" He looked at me, then he said "Good luck with that."
- Which Star Wars character would always sneak off set for a cheeky m**... session? Obi Wan Kernobi.
- I saw a Hobo Spider on the pavement. Cheeky little b**......he didn't even accept my £10 note. Walked right over it, I can't stand that level of arrogance.
- A man n**... from the waist down ran out of his house Told his wife, he was feeling a little cheeky
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Cheeky One Liners
Which cheeky one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cheeky? I can suggest the ones about flirty and tongue in cheek.
- What do you call an edible gourd with a cheeky disposition? A Sass-Squash
- I hate jokes about butts They're so cheeky
- Who brings the lads cheeky gifts at Christmas? Banta
- I went for a cheeky nandos the other night... If you know what I mean ;)
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What funny jokes about cheeky you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean naughty jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cheeky pranks.
I met a girl at a bar and we went back to hers and started making out on the sofa, she gave me a cheeky look and said ''I think we should take this upstairs''
Ok, I said, you carry one end and I'll get the other, be careful getting through the doorframe and we'll come back down for the cushions.
As I knelt down with a pair of size 4 shoes in front of this blonde in a short skirt, I couldn't resist a quick glance at her knickers:
"Hey cheeky!" She said as she gave me a playful kick. "I bet the only reason you work here is to look up girls' skirts isn't it?"
"That's an absolutely ridiculous accusation, madam." I said sternly. "I don't even work here."
My tinder date invited me back to her house tonight, and while she was in the bathroom, I had a cheeky look in her wardrobe. Inside, there was a nurse outfit, a police woman's uniform and a full d**... bodysuit, so I quickly pulled on my pants and snuck out of there.
I don't want a girlfriend who can't hold down a job.
My favourite joke
So a guy goes into a pub, walks up to the bar and asks for a pint.
The barman replies: one pound please. The guy says back: only one pound?!
The barman replies: aye only a pound.
The guy takes his pint and enjoys it and after a few more pints at a pound each the guy feels cheeky.
The guy says: ill have a steak and chips mate.
The barman replies: three quid.
The guy then asked: do you own this pub?
The barman replies: no.
The guy then asked: wheres the boss then? I want to ask why the prices are so low.
The barman replies: he's upstairs with my wife.
The guy then asked: why? Whats he doing with your wife?
The barman replies: the same thing i'm doing to his business.
Just been asked by a group of kids outside the Spar shop if I would get them 20 Richmonds.
Stupidly I agreed and got them a packet.
When I handed them over, I couldn't believe the a**... I got off the cheeky little b**... after doing it!! Told them next time they can get their own sausages!!
