The Best 12 Cheeky Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Cheeky jokes. There are some cheeky mischievous jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cheeky glint puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Cheeky Jokes and Puns
My tinder date invited me back to her house tonight, and while she was in the bathroom, I had a cheeky look in her wardrobe. Inside, there was a nurse outfit, a police woman's uniform and a full dominatrix bodysuit, so I quickly pulled on my pants and snuck out of there.
I don't want a girlfriend who can't hold down a job.
My favourite joke
So a guy goes into a pub, walks up to the bar and asks for a pint.
The barman replies: one pound please. The guy says back: only one pound?!
The barman replies: aye only a pound.
The guy takes his pint and enjoys it and after a few more pints at a pound each the guy feels cheeky.
The guy says: ill have a steak and chips mate.
The barman replies: three quid.
The guy then asked: do you own this pub?
The barman replies: no.
The guy then asked: wheres the boss then? I want to ask why the prices are so low.
The barman replies: he's upstairs with my wife.
The guy then asked: why? Whats he doing with your wife?
The barman replies: the same thing i'm doing to his business.
What do you call an edible gourd with a cheeky disposition?
A Sass-Squash
Just been asked by a group of kids outside the Spar shop if I would get them 20 Richmonds.
Stupidly I agreed and got them a packet.
When I handed them over, I couldn't believe the abuse I got off the cheeky little bastards after doing it!! Told them next time they can get their own sausages!!
My gran fell asleep last night while she was eating piri piri chicken
She had a cheeky nan dose
I was walking around an art gallery with my wife.
"Does anything in this room get you excited?" she said, with a cheeky wink.
I said, "Yes, some of the paintings."
I hate jokes about butts
They're so cheeky
Which Star Wars character would always sneak off set for a cheeky masturbating session?
Obi Wan Kernobi.
Wolfram-Alpha was recently shut down because of a flood of calculations that didn't make any sense at all being submitted at once.
It was quite a cheeky NaNDDoS.
Whats cheeky?
When you say "Hello you two" to a pregnant woman.
Whats perverse?
When u shake hands with both.
I saw a Hobo Spider on the pavement.
Cheeky little bastard...he didn't even accept my £10 note. Walked right over it, I can't stand that level of arrogance.
You can explore cheeky brazen reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean cheeky gran dad jokes. There are also cheeky puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
One day I was fishing off the pier at the lake.
A fellow walked up and asked me what I was fishing for. Feeling cheeky, I replied "Complements!" He looked at me, then he said "Good luck with that."
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cheeky youngster jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working cheeky presumptuous piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.