Chee Jokes
127 chee jokes and hilarious chee puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chee that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Chee Short Jokes
Short chee jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chee humour may include short brie jokes also.
- I'll see your dad joke an raise you one Why don't they play poker in the jungle?
Too many chee-tahs - I'm lactose intolerant, but I still eat chees because I'm not a barbarian. I'm a cultured man
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Chee One Liners
Which chee one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chee? I can suggest the ones about distinguish and grate.
- What is Michael Jackson's favorite lunchtime meal? Grilled Chee-heese
- Zee and Chee walk in to a bar It was very cheesy
- What composer really loved chees? Mozartrella.
- What's a foot's favorite food? Chee-toes!
Heartwarming Chee Jokes that Make You Laugh
What funny jokes about chee you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cheesy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chee pranks.
What's the best cheese to hide a horse with?
Mascarpone
I'm not doing anything cheesy for my girlfriend on valentines day...
She's lactose intolerant.
So, a cheerleader walks into a Starbucks...
and shouts, "gimme a tea!"
A turtle and a snail were walking all slowly about when suddenly c**... into each other.
They are rushed to the hospital and the doctor asks the snail "What happened" and the snail responds "I don't know, it all happened so fast".
What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?
Camenbert
so a cheetah and a lion decide to have a race
The cheetah wins and the lion says "you're a Cheetah"
the Cheetah says 'nah you're Lion'
Cheese Jokes
Q:What type of cheese do you use if you need to hide a horse?
A: Mascarpone
Q:What type of cheese do you use to make a Polar Bear come to you?
A:Camembert
Q: What type of cheese is made backwards?
A: Edam
Q:What type of cheese doesnt belong to you?
A: Nacho Cheese
I once had a dream about cheese.
It was all gouda until a muenster appeared and started chasing me
What did the cheese go as for Halloween
A muenster
Would a cheetah cheat on his wife?
No, but a tiger would.
A cheesemaker is hard-strapped for cash...
He decided to get a Provolone.
Which cheese is made backwards?
Edam!
(Kill me)
How do you cheer up a brand new battery?
Remind him that he's full of untapped potential!
What's better than cheese?
A cheese grater
Cheese puns...
Aren't they grate?
What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?
"Hey! That's nacho cheese!"
It's the cheese police, you're under arrest. Looks like you've been keeping all your cheddar...
In a Swiss bank account.
Why didn't the cheese get sliced?
It was destined for grater.
What's the best way to cheer on an electrician?
You con-du-it!!!
What does a cheetah call Usain Bolt?
Fast food
What did the cheese maker say when he found out his dairy supply spoiled?
That's not Gouda.
Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?
It had beef.
A cheers for women's underwear...
...they might not be the best thing, but they are the closest thing to it
Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?
Not much Gouda
A cheeseburger walks up to a bar..
Cheeseburger says: "Excuse me, can I have a pint of lager please?"
Barman says: "No sorry, we don't serve food."
How does cheese get more mature?
Fromage
A cheese factory in France exploded.
All that was left was debris.
Why did the cheese go to the museum?
To get cultured
Cheese & Milk
Just as I was getting home last night a guy hit me with a block of cheese.
I thought that wasn't very mature.
He then ran over and pour milk all over my head.
I thought HOW DAIRY!!!
A cheetah and a lion are racing in Africa
After the cheetah easily wins, the lion complains: "Man, you're a cheetah" and the cheetah says: "Naw man you're a lion".
How did the cheerleader get magic AIDS?
A Magic Johnson.
"I'll have a cheeseburger with a large coke," The blonde girl requested.
"Excuse me miss, this is a library."
^^"I'll ^^have ^^a ^^cheeseburger ^^with ^^a ^^large ^^coke," she whispered.
Four Liars and a Pothead walk into a bar...
And someone says, "Hey, look! It's the US Olympic Swimming Team!"
What was the cheese dip's reply when Chip said salsa was his best friend?
K, so?
What did the cheese say to its reflection?
Halloumi!
What did one cheese say to the other?
I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!
A cheese factory just exploded...
There was de-brie everywhere
Cheer up Hillary Clinton.
Nelson Mandela wasn't elected president, until after serving 27 years in prison.
Cheer up Hilary!
At least you won't have to work at the same desk that Monica spent so much time under.
When you're trying to be cheesy
But everyone around you is lactose intolerant
What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?
Patty.
Cheese shop exploded
Thankfully I was only hit by da brie
A muenster attacked Emmenthal institution.
Everyone cheddared with panic. There was de brie everywhere. It was no Gouda.
Where do cheeses go to the bathroom?
In a Parma-John.
I tried to cheer my mentally challenged friend up...
...but I guess I shouldn't have said "Don't let an extra chromosome get you down."
Why didn't cheese want to be sliced?
It had grater plans.
My family spent all of today calling me by different cheese names.
I told them I just wanted to be left provolone.
What do a cheezit and a hungry white s**... have in common?
Both are baked snack crackers.
What cheese do you use to coax bear out of the woods with?
Camembert
Did you know that..
The Cheetah is faster Dandelion
As a cheesemonger, I spent a lot of time cutting cheese up in to little pieces.
It's grate.
What did the Cheerios bees girlfriend say when he was taking too long during a h**...?
Honey nut
Who doesn't like cheesy puns...
They're just so grate!
Cheese doesn't go bad
It just gets more expensive
Why did the cheese board blow away?
Because of the strong bries.
I don't like Cow's Cheese, I prefer Sheep Cheese.
It's much Feta.
Why is there no cheese in the menu for the Last Supper?
Because Jesus took the wheel.
I tried my best to cheer up a friend that had been jobless for 2 years...
but none of them work
(cheesy pickup line) How much does a polar bear weigh?
Enough to break the ice
What did the cheese say to the mirror
Halloumi!
Cheese is good
Parmesan, however, grate.
Why is a cheeseburger better than eternal happiness?
1. Nothing is better than eternal happiness.
2. A cheeseburger is better than nothing.
How NOT to cheer up your overweight girlfriend
My girlfriend was sad one day, and exclaimed "I look like a huge whale".
Being the compassionate caring man that I am, I said "no you don't, you're more like a medium-sized seal".
To my surprise she was not amused, or comforted.
Which cheese has the most musical talent of them all?
Why, it's gotta be the one and only MOZARTrella.
Cheesecake
God: (creates cheesecake)
God: (While stuffing his face in front of the angels) Oh wow! This is so great!
Angel: Don't you think you should be sharing that?
—pause—
God:(creates lactose intolerance)
Two cheese trucks ran into each other
De brie was everywhere.
The old cheese factory across town recently exploded.
De brie was everywhere.
"Mr. Cheese, it's time for you to be sliced up into little pieces."
"Oh grate!"
Like cheesy chocolate?
Try Toeblerone.
To cheer me up my fiancee got me tickets to Pearl Jam.
But three songs in I still wasn't feeling Eddie Vedder
Why didn't the cheesestick have any friends?
Because it was uncultured.
Cheer yourself up at the next f**... by hiding a tenner in your suit today
actually worked for me
how do you cheer up a dog that's lost its tail?
retail therapy
Cheese
Frenchman: I know how the man died. It was death by fromage, right?
American: No silly, not from age, from cheese.
How many cheerleaders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One. She just holds the bulb in the socket while the world revolves around her.
A cheerleader wants to warn her friend a bee is flying straight towards her so what does she yell?
BEE, AGGRESSIVE, BEE BEE AGGRESSIVE!
Why is Cheese Frankenstein so scary?
He's a Muenster.
What cheese is greater than all others?
Shredded cheese
What is better than Cheese?
A Cheese Greater.
The cheese factory was destroyed today...
Debris was everywhere.
You probably know how most cheese is produced, and the steps taken to make the different varieties of cheese,
but did you know Edam is made backwards?
What's a cheese race called?
A grand bree
