Chee Jokes
126 chee jokes and hilarious chee puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chee that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Chee Short Jokes
Short chee jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chee humour may include short brie jokes also.
- I'm lactose intolerant, but I still eat chees because I'm not a barbarian. I'm a cultured man
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Chee One Liners
Which chee one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chee? I can suggest the ones about distinguish and grate.
- What is Michael Jackson's favorite lunchtime meal? Grilled Chee-heese
- Zee and Chee walk in to a bar It was very cheesy
- What's a foot's favorite food? Chee-toes!
Heartwarming Chee Jokes that Make You Laugh
What funny jokes about chee you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cheesy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chee pranks.
I'm not doing anything cheesy for my girlfriend on valentines day...
She's lactose intolerant.
So, a cheerleader walks into a Starbucks...
and shouts, "gimme a tea!"
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A turtle and a snail were walking all slowly about when suddenly c**... into each other.
They are rushed to the hospital and the doctor asks the snail "What happened" and the snail responds "I don't know, it all happened so fast".
What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?
Camenbert
Cheese Jokes
Q:What type of cheese do you use if you need to hide a horse?
A: Mascarpone
Q:What type of cheese do you use to make a Polar Bear come to you?
A:Camembert
Q: What type of cheese is made backwards?
A: Edam
Q:What type of cheese doesnt belong to you?
A: Nacho Cheese
I once had a dream about cheese.
It was all gouda until a muenster appeared and started chasing me
What did the cheese go as for Halloween
A muenster
Would a cheetah cheat on his wife?
No, but a tiger would.
What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror?
Hallooooo me!
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My Cheesy r**... Joke
Bill, I cant post to Youtube no more. All these average potatos on there are agitating me.
*Average Potatos?*
Yeah, you know. Them Common Taters.
A cheesemaker is hard-strapped for cash...
He decided to get a Provolone.
A cheerleader gets up in front of me and says "2, 4, 6, 8..."
I was like "don't even!"
Which cheese is made backwards?
Edam!
(Kill me)
How do you cheer up a brand new battery?
Remind him that he's full of untapped potential!
What's better than cheese?
A cheese grater
Cheese puns...
Aren't they grate?
What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?
"Hey! That's nacho cheese!"
It's the cheese police, you're under arrest. Looks like you've been keeping all your cheddar...
In a Swiss bank account.
Why didn't the cheese get sliced?
It was destined for grater.
What does a cheetah call Usain Bolt?
Fast food
What cheese is used to block online streaming?
Edam
What did the cheese maker say when he found out his dairy supply spoiled?
That's not Gouda.
Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?
It had beef.
A cheers for women's underwear...
...they might not be the best thing, but they are the closest thing to it
Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?
Not much Gouda
How does cheese get more mature?
Fromage
A cheese factory in France exploded.
All that was left was debris.
Why did the cheese go to the museum?
To get cultured
Cheesy pick up line
Can I read your t-shirt... in Braille?
Cheese & Milk
Just as I was getting home last night a guy hit me with a block of cheese.
I thought that wasn't very mature.
He then ran over and pour milk all over my head.
I thought HOW DAIRY!!!
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How did the cheerleader get magic AIDS?
A Magic Johnson.
"I'll have a cheeseburger with a large coke," The blonde girl requested.
"Excuse me miss, this is a library."
^^"I'll ^^have ^^a ^^cheeseburger ^^with ^^a ^^large ^^coke," she whispered.
Four Liars and a Pothead walk into a bar...
And someone says, "Hey, look! It's the US Olympic Swimming Team!"
What was the cheese dip's reply when Chip said salsa was his best friend?
K, so?
What did one cheese say to the other?
I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!
Cheer up Hilary!
At least you won't have to work at the same desk that Monica spent so much time under.
When you're trying to be cheesy
But everyone around you is lactose intolerant
What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?
Patty.
What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?
That's no whey to go through life, son.
Cheese shop exploded
Thankfully I was only hit by da brie
A muenster attacked Emmenthal institution.
Everyone cheddared with panic. There was de brie everywhere. It was no Gouda.
Where do cheeses go to the bathroom?
In a Parma-John.
I tried to cheer my mentally challenged friend up...
...but I guess I shouldn't have said "Don't let an extra chromosome get you down."
What did the cheese say to the other cheese after a game of tennis?
That was a "Gouda" Game!
My family spent all of today calling me by different cheese names.
I told them I just wanted to be left provolone.
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What do a cheezit and a hungry white s**... have in common?
Both are baked snack crackers.
Did you know that..
The Cheetah is faster Dandelion
Cheerios has been giving out seeds to help save the bees but in doing so the seeds have been found to harm certain ecosystems instead.
So wouldn't that make Cheerios a cereal killer?
As a cheesemonger, I spent a lot of time cutting cheese up in to little pieces.
It's grate.
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What did the Cheerios bees girlfriend say when he was taking too long during a h**...?
Honey nut
Who doesn't like cheesy puns...
They're just so grate!
Who do the cheese people worship?
CHEESUS Christ!
Cheese doesn't go bad
It just gets more expensive
Cheese
If *more cheese = more holes*
And *more holes = less cheese*
Does more cheese= less cheese?
Why did the cheese board blow away?
Because of the strong bries.
I don't like Cow's Cheese, I prefer Sheep Cheese.
It's much Feta.
Why is there no cheese in the menu for the Last Supper?
Because Jesus took the wheel.
I tried my best to cheer up a friend that had been jobless for 2 years...
but none of them work
What is the cheesiest line you ever said to anyone?
Me: Double cheese margherita with cheese burst crust and triple layer extra cheese.
Three cheers for rap music.
Hip Hop...
(cheesy pickup line) How much does a polar bear weigh?
Enough to break the ice
What did the cheese say to the mirror
Halloumi!
Cheese is good
Parmesan, however, grate.
3 Cheese Wheels Go To A Bar
They weren't let in because they were Under aged.
Why is a cheeseburger better than eternal happiness?
1. Nothing is better than eternal happiness.
2. A cheeseburger is better than nothing.
How NOT to cheer up your overweight girlfriend
My girlfriend was sad one day, and exclaimed "I look like a huge whale".
Being the compassionate caring man that I am, I said "no you don't, you're more like a medium-sized seal".
To my surprise she was not amused, or comforted.
Cheesecake
God: (creates cheesecake)
God: (While stuffing his face in front of the angels) Oh wow! This is so great!
Angel: Don't you think you should be sharing that?
—pause—
God:(creates lactose intolerance)
Two cheese trucks ran into each other
De brie was everywhere.
I know it's cheesy ...
But I feel grate.
What cheese do beavers like?
Edam!
Like cheesy chocolate?
Try Toeblerone.
To cheer me up my fiancee got me tickets to Pearl Jam.
But three songs in I still wasn't feeling Eddie Vedder
Why didn't the cheesestick have any friends?
Because it was uncultured.
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Cheer yourself up at the next f**... by hiding a tenner in your suit today
actually worked for me
how do you cheer up a dog that's lost its tail?
retail therapy
Cheese
Frenchman: I know how the man died. It was death by fromage, right?
American: No silly, not from age, from cheese.
How many cheerleaders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One. She just holds the bulb in the socket while the world revolves around her.
A cheerleader wants to warn her friend a bee is flying straight towards her so what does she yell?
BEE, AGGRESSIVE, BEE BEE AGGRESSIVE!
Why did the cheese clog the toilet?
Because it filled it up with curds!
Why is Cheese Frankenstein so scary?
He's a Muenster.
What did the cheerful octopus say when he lost three of his tentacles in a terrible accident?
High five!
What cheese is greater than all others?
Shredded cheese
