Following is our collection of funny Chee jokes. There are some chee distinguish jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chee feta puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Mascarpone
She's lactose intolerant.
and shouts, "gimme a tea!"
They are rushed to the hospital and the doctor asks the snail "What happened" and the snail responds "I don't know, it all happened so fast".
The cheetah wins and the lion says "you're a Cheetah"
the Cheetah says 'nah you're Lion'
Q:What type of cheese do you use if you need to hide a horse?
A: Mascarpone
Q:What type of cheese do you use to make a Polar Bear come to you?
A:Camembert
Q: What type of cheese is made backwards?
A: Edam
Q:What type of cheese doesnt belong to you?
A: Nacho Cheese
It was all gouda until a muenster appeared and started chasing me
A muenster
He decided to get a Provolone.
Edam!
(Kill me)
"Hey! That's nacho cheese!"
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It was destined for grater.
You con-du-it!!!
Fast food
It had beef.
...they might not be the best thing, but they are the closest thing to it
Fromage
All that was left was debris.
To get cultured
Just as I was getting home last night a guy hit me with a block of cheese.
I thought that wasn't very mature.
He then ran over and pour milk all over my head.
I thought HOW DAIRY!!!
After the cheetah easily wins, the lion complains: "Man, you're a cheetah" and the cheetah says: "Naw man you're a lion".
A Magic Johnson.
"Excuse me miss, this is a library."
^^"I'll ^^have ^^a ^^cheeseburger ^^with ^^a ^^large ^^coke," she whispered.
There was de-brie everywhere
Nelson Mandela wasn't elected president, until after serving 27 years in prison.
At least you won't have to work at the same desk that Monica spent so much time under.
Patty.
Thankfully I was only hit by da brie
Everyone cheddared with panic. There was de brie everywhere. It was no Gouda.
...but I guess I shouldn't have said "Don't let an extra chromosome get you down."
Both are baked snack crackers.
The Cheetah is faster Dandelion
They're just so grate!
It just gets more expensive
Because of the strong bries.
Because Jesus took the wheel.
Halloumi!
Parmesan, however, grate.
1. Nothing is better than eternal happiness.
2. A cheeseburger is better than nothing.
My girlfriend was sad one day, and exclaimed "I look like a huge whale".
Being the compassionate caring man that I am, I said "no you don't, you're more like a medium-sized seal".
To my surprise she was not amused, or comforted.
God: (creates cheesecake)
God: (While stuffing his face in front of the angels) Oh wow! This is so great!
Angel: Don't you think you should be sharing that?
βpauseβ
God:(creates lactose intolerance)
De brie was everywhere.
De brie was everywhere.
"Oh grate!"
Frenchman: I know how the man died. It was death by fromage, right?
American: No silly, not from age, from cheese.
One. She just holds the bulb in the socket while the world revolves around her.
He's a Muenster.
A Cheese Greater.
Debris was everywhere.
but did you know Edam is made backwards?
They're called the Hallouminati
Edam
Cottage cheese
There was nothing left but de Brie
Unfortunately, everyone I know is laughtose intolerant.
Bartender says, sorry sir, we don't serve food here.
Because it had greater plans.
It wanted to be de-grated.
There was de Brie everywhere
It's toppless
Oh grate...
Hallou mi
No matter where she hid, she was always spotted.
Mascarpone
It had grater plans
Because nothing is better than complete happiness, and a cheese sandwich is better than nothing.
Turns out it was a bad queso gas.
I mean look at him, he's shredded!
It really lifted his spirits.
The landlord says, "Sorry, we don't serve food"
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "So, what have you been up to lately?" the bartender asks him. "Well, I recently set up a dating website for chickens," the guy tells him. "I mean, its not my main job ... I'm just doing it to make hens meet."
The rest are chearfollowers
(Sorry)
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Need a place to hang out a bit. The girlfriend is upset with me again. She got home from work and asked me if I ate all of her cheesecake in the refrigerator," the guy tells the bartender. "I told her, "Don't be silly. I ate it on the couch.'"
The curds were in the whey.
Parma John!
I mean, even the flag is a big plus.
Debris was everywhere
Raw! Raw! Raw!
Gouda enough to tell on this sub?
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