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Cheddar Cheese Jokes

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Funniest Cheddar Cheese Short Jokes

Short cheddar cheese jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cheddar cheese humour may include short cheddar jokes also.

  1. Sweet dream are made of cheese Who am I to diss-a-Brie? I cheddar the world and the feta cheese, everybody's looking for Stilton.
  2. Is it possible to kill someone with a piece of Cheddar cheese? Yes, but only if it's extra sharp.
  3. I cut myself while eating cheese... They weren't kidding when they said it was sharp cheddar
  4. I once asked a cheese maker if there was any way he could make me a block of cheddar using soy milk. Hey said, "I'm sorry, but there's no whey."
  5. Why do scrap salvagers like cheese so much? Because they sort through de-brie to earn some cheddar.
  6. It's the cheese police, you're under arrest. Looks like you've been keeping all your cheddar... In a Swiss bank account.
  7. I celebrated the new year with a hairnet and cheddar triangles This sub is about to be filled with cheese.
  8. How much l**... should you buy to prepare to have s**... with a McDonald's fry cook with a cheddar f**...? About a quart to pound her with cheese.

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Cheddar Cheese One Liners

Which cheddar cheese one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cheddar cheese? I can suggest the ones about cheese and grilled cheese.

  1. What's a gold digger's favorite kind of cheese? Aged Cheddar
  2. I'll have a foot long Italian with turkey and cheddar cheese. Whoops, wrong sub
  3. If I put a cheddar cheese stick in a pencil sharpener Will it come out sharp or shredded?
  4. Why doesn't anyone trust the cheddar cheese? Because it's no gouda.
  5. How do you get sharp cheddar cheese from cows? You gotta make sure they're glass fed.
  6. I Have A Addiction To Cheddar Cheese Don't Worry, It's Only Mild
  7. What did the Mexican say to the great cheddar bandit? That's nacho cheese.
  8. What kind of cheese do elderly people like to eat? Mature cheddar
  9. I cut myself on a cheese stick It was sharp cheddar
  10. I cut my mouth on cheese. My wife must've bought the extra sharp cheddar.
  11. What does a husband say when his wife brings him a piece of cheddar? Cheese amazing!
  12. What do you say when some one throws cheddar at you? Cheese

Heartwarming Cheddar Cheese Jokes that Make You Laugh

What funny jokes about cheddar cheese you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gouda cheese jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cheddar cheese pranks.

A young, poor boy approaches a cheesemaker...

A young, poor boy approaches a cheesemaker.
"Sir, I am very hungry. I am willing to clean your entire cheese shop for a pound of cheddar. "
The cheesemaker thinks for a moment, decides, and nods. "Forthwith!"
The little boy grabs a broom and vigilantly begins cleaning.
At the end of the day, the little boy shows the cheesemaker his fine work. The cheesemaker, approving of the poor boy's efforts, hands him a pound of Swiss cheese.
"But I said I would clean your shop for a pound of cheddar!" protested the boy.
And the cheesemaker replies, "And I thaid for thwith."

There's a drunk guy in line at the grocery store...

The woman in front of him has a block of cheddar cheese, a half gallon of milk, and a dozen eggs.
He stumbles up to her and says, "Why, you must be single!"
Rather surprised, she looks at him and replies, "Yes, I am single! You could tell that just from what I'm buying?"
Without missing a beat, the drunk guy says, "No, it's 'cause you're f**...' ugly!"

A friend from Mexico recently moved up to Wisconsin with me

Naturally, one of the first places we went was a cheese shop. He was being all tentative, only considering purchasing a small block of cheddar. He's never going to fit like that.
I said to him, Jesus, take the wheel.

Jokes/Puns!

1. What kind of birds always stick together? VEL CROWS.
2. What is a spider's favorite thing to do? SURF THE WEB.
3. What goes around the cow but never moves? THE FENCE.
4. Why didn't cheddar cheese want to hang out with bleu cheese? BECAUSE HE HAD A MOLDY PERSONALITY.
5. Why do fish swim in schools? BECAUSE THEY CANT WALK IN SCHOOLS.
6. How do you catch a unique rabbit? YOU NIQUE UP ON IT.

My mom was at the airport on her way home from Wisconsin when she got stopped by TSA.

Ma'am, do you have any sharp objects in your luggage?
He proceeded to unzip her luggage and pulled out a block of cheese she had packed.
She smiled and said Just that sharp cheddar

I've been trying to make a joke about swiss cheese...

But the joke has too many holes.

I know that was a cheesy joke. Most people aren't really that fondu of them. It's rare for them to be gouda jokes. You may think of me as a muenster for these jokes, and that I could do cheddar than this. I mean no parm in these puns. Alright, I'm done. I'll asiago away now.

So, there I was buying cheese in a deli.

Me: what would you recommend?
Deli person: *describing cheeses*
Mozzarella is smooth and melts well.
Me: sounds good .
Deli person: cheddar is good for sandwiches if you're looking for a sharp tang.
Me: awesome, noted.
Deli person: Pepper Jack is like Monterey Jack cheese but has delicious pepper chunks in it.
Me: weird flecks, but ok!

Two knights stood to face each other

They both unsheathed their weapons, ready to duel
The first knight drew his longsword, confident he would defeat his opponent with wit and skill
The second knight drew a large block of cheddar cheese
The first knight scoffed and said, "And just how to you expect to best me with that?!"
"That's easy," said the second knight. " It's extra sharp."

One night my family was having dinner

We were having something Mexican but we had a box of white cheddar cheese itz, we always have some sort of chips or crackers.
My brother had a plate of just rice and he was putting the cheese itz on the rice. I was super confused until he said
Hey Zack, have you heard in our lord and savior, Cheese itz rice?