The Best 25 Cheddar Cheese Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cheddar Cheese jokes. There are some cheddar cheese jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cheddar cheese puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cheddar Cheese Jokes and Puns

I cut myself while eating cheese...

They weren't kidding when they said it was sharp cheddar

A young, poor boy approaches a cheesemaker...

A young, poor boy approaches a cheesemaker.

"Sir, I am very hungry. I am willing to clean your entire cheese shop for a pound of cheddar. "

The cheesemaker thinks for a moment, decides, and nods. "Forthwith!"

The little boy grabs a broom and vigilantly begins cleaning.

At the end of the day, the little boy shows the cheesemaker his fine work. The cheesemaker, approving of the poor boy's efforts, hands him a pound of Swiss cheese.

"But I said I would clean your shop for a pound of cheddar!" protested the boy.

And the cheesemaker replies, "And I thaid for thwith."

There's a drunk guy in line at the grocery store...

The woman in front of him has a block of cheddar cheese, a half gallon of milk, and a dozen eggs.

He stumbles up to her and says, "Why, you must be single!"

Rather surprised, she looks at him and replies, "Yes, I am single! You could tell that just from what I'm buying?"

Without missing a beat, the drunk guy says, "No, it's 'cause you're fuckin' ugly!"

A friend from Mexico recently moved up to Wisconsin with me

Naturally, one of the first places we went was a cheese shop. He was being all tentative, only considering purchasing a small block of cheddar. He's never going to fit like that.

I said to him, Jesus, take the wheel.

I'll have a foot long Italian with turkey and cheddar cheese.

Whoops, wrong sub


Jokes/Puns!

1. What kind of birds always stick together? VEL CROWS.

2. What is a spider's favorite thing to do? SURF THE WEB.

3. What goes around the cow but never moves? THE FENCE.

4. Why didn't cheddar cheese want to hang out with bleu cheese? BECAUSE HE HAD A MOLDY PERSONALITY.

5. Why do fish swim in schools? BECAUSE THEY CANT WALK IN SCHOOLS.

6. How do you catch a unique rabbit? YOU NIQUE UP ON IT.

Why doesn't anyone trust the cheddar cheese?

Because it's no gouda.

If I put a cheddar cheese stick in a pencil sharpener

Will it come out sharp or shredded?

My mom was at the airport on her way home from Wisconsin when she got stopped by TSA.

Ma'am, do you have any sharp objects in your luggage?

He proceeded to unzip her luggage and pulled out a block of cheese she had packed.

She smiled and said Just that sharp cheddar

I once asked a cheese maker if there was any way he could make me a block of cheddar using soy milk.

Hey said, "I'm sorry, but there's no whey."

I've been trying to make a joke about swiss cheese...

But the joke has too many holes.



I know that was a cheesy joke. Most people aren't really that fondu of them. It's rare for them to be gouda jokes. You may think of me as a muenster for these jokes, and that I could do cheddar than this. I mean no parm in these puns. Alright, I'm done. I'll asiago away now.

You can explore cheddar cheese reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean cheddar cheese dad jokes. There are also cheddar cheese puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


So, there I was buying cheese in a deli.

Me: what would you recommend?

Deli person: *describing cheeses*
Mozzarella is smooth and melts well.

Me: sounds good .

Deli person: cheddar is good for sandwiches if you're looking for a sharp tang.

Me: awesome, noted.

Deli person: Pepper Jack is like Monterey Jack cheese but has delicious pepper chunks in it.

Me: weird flecks, but ok!

Two knights stood to face each other

They both unsheathed their weapons, ready to duel

The first knight drew his longsword, confident he would defeat his opponent with wit and skill

The second knight drew a large block of cheddar cheese

The first knight scoffed and said, "And just how to you expect to best me with that?!"

"That's easy," said the second knight. " It's extra sharp."

One night my family was having dinner

We were having something Mexican but we had a box of white cheddar cheese itz, we always have some sort of chips or crackers.

My brother had a plate of just rice and he was putting the cheese itz on the rice. I was super confused until he said

Hey Zack, have you heard in our lord and savior, Cheese itz rice?

How do you get sharp cheddar cheese from cows?

You gotta make sure they're glass fed.

I Have A Addiction To Cheddar Cheese

Don't Worry, It's Only Mild

What did the Mexican say to the great cheddar bandit?

That's nacho cheese.

Why do scrap salvagers like cheese so much?

Because they sort through de-brie to earn some cheddar.

What kind of cheese do elderly people like to eat?

Mature cheddar


I cut myself on a cheese stick

It was sharp cheddar

How much lube should you buy to prepare to have sex with a McDonald's fry cook with a cheddar fetish?

About a quart to pound her with cheese.

It's the cheese police, you're under arrest. Looks like you've been keeping all your cheddar...

In a Swiss bank account.

I cut my mouth on cheese.

My wife must've bought the extra sharp cheddar.

What does a husband say when his wife brings him a piece of cheddar?

Cheese amazing!

I celebrated the new year with a hairnet and cheddar triangles

This sub is about to be filled with cheese.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cheddar cheese jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cheddar cheese piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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