The Best 5 Checkups Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Checkups jokes. There are some checkups monthly jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these checkups the checkup puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Checkups Jokes and Puns

I got transferred from work three times this year for letting my clients give me oral during checkups.

I'm starting to think that maybe a veterinarian career isn't for me.

A redhead, a brunette and a blonde are at the OBGYN's office for their pregnancy checkups.

The redhead says, "I was on top when I conceived.  I'm having a girl."

The brunette says, "He was on top when I conceived.  I'm having a boy."

The blonde bursts into tears.  "I'm having puppies!"

My doctor told me I had to stop heavy drinking.

"Why?" I asked.

"Because there are no drinks allowed during checkups."

They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away

Though if you don't go see your doctor regularly for checkups, you're bananas!

The doctor brings results to the patient after medical check-ups.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the checkups periodic jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working checkups inspection piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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