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Short checks and balances jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The checks and balances humour may include short democracy jokes also.
- I was at the atm when an old lady came up to me and asked to check her balance... So I pushed her over.
- I was at an atm and some little kid asked me to help him check his balance ... So I pushed him over
- I lost my job at the bank on the first day... ...a lady asked me to check her balance so I pushed her over
- Saw a man standing on one leg at an ATM I asked him what he was doing and he said he was checking his balance.
- So I'm in line at the ATM. And the old woman in front of me asked me to help her check her balance..
So I pushed her over - Today at the bank Today at the bank, an old lady asked me help check her balance.
So i pushed her over - Bad news. I got fired from my job at the bank today. I mean, it was an easy mistake... An elderly woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
- A woman standing next to an ATM asked me if I can help her check her balance. So I pushed her.
- I got fired from my job at the bank today. An old woman came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
- I saw a guy at an ATM with no arms, and a peg leg He asked if I would help him check his balance... so I pushed him over
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Checks And Balances One Liners
Which checks and balances one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with checks and balances? I can suggest the ones about checkup and law and order.
- A customer asked me to check their balance. ...so I pushed them over and they fell.
- A woman asked me to check her balance in the bank. So I pushed her over.
- I shoved a woman at the bank I work at She asked me to check her balance
- I saw a one legged man at the ATM He was checking his balance
- How do you end a prayer to the noodle God? Ramen.
- On my first day as a bank teller, a woman told me to check her balance.. So I pushed her
- I asked the banker to check my balance. He pushed me.
- Why did the bank teller push the old lady over? Because she asked to check her balance.
- An old lady at the bank asked me to check her balance. So, I pushed her over
- I work at a bank,one day a woman asked me to check her balance So I pushed her over
- My grandma asked me to check her balance So I pushed her over
- What was the one legged man doing at the ATM? Checking his balance.
- What did the hockey player say after testing his opponent's balance? Just checking.
- Work till your bank account looks like a phone number... Checking account balance : $9.11
- I checked my bank app and it said I had no balance How do they know about my vertigo???
Checks And Balances Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about checks and balances you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean impeachment jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make checks and balances pranks.
I went to the bank the other day and asked the banker to check my balance, so she pushed me!
I was waiting in line at the ATM
when I noticed the old woman in front of me having a bit of trouble using the machine. I walked up to her and asked if she needed any help. She turned to me and asked if I could check her balance. So I pushed her over.
I'm not trying to say that the customer service in my bank is bad...
But when i went in the other day, and asked the clerk to check my balance... she leaned over and pushed me.
A short collection of jokes....
Teacher: Kids,what does the chicken give you?
Kids: Meat!
Teacher: Very good! Now what does the pig give you?
Kids: Bacon!
Teacher: Great! And what does the fat cow give you?
Kid: homework!!!
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder..
Q: Why do Jewish men get circumcised?
A: Because Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't 10% off.
Boy:say me
Girl:me
Boy: you forgot the d
Girl: there's no d in me
Boy: not yet there isnt :)
One day while in a bank, an old lady asked if i could help her check her balance... so i pushed her over
Failed my biology test today:
They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?"
Apparently "black people" wasnt the correct answer
Enjoy and post some funny ones i can havea laugh at...
Old lady at ATM
Last night I was walking home late at night when I saw an old lady having some trouble at an ATM machine . I approached her and asked could I help her in any way .
She turned around and thanked me before explaining that she simply wanted to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
You've Been Programming Too Long When...
When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".
When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.
When your wife says "If you don't turn off that darn machine and come to bed,then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her for for omitting the else clause.
When you are reading a book and look for the space bar to get to the next page.
When you look for your car keys using: "grep keys /dev/pockets"
When after fooling around all day with routers etc, you pick up the phone and start dialing an IP number.
When you get in the elevator and double-press the button for the floor you want.
When not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your {network address} faster than your postal one.
When you go to balance your checkbook and discover that you're doing the math in octal.
When you dream in 256 palettes of 256 colors.
Check balance
Q: What happened when the man asked the bank teller to check his balance?
A: She pushed him over.
An old lady standing in line at a bank machine asked me to help check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
I went to the bank today and asked the teller to check my balance, next thing I know she pushed me down.
Last night I was drunk and walking back home with gf. I tripped into an ATM and told her I was just checking my balance
I was the atm today and an old women asked for my help checking her balance
So i pushed her over.
I was at the bank earlier and an elderly lady asked me to check her balance for her
I still don't understand why she was mad when I pushed her over
So the other day I was standing in a line for an ATM...
There was an old lady there who looked like she had absolutely no clue what she was doing, after a bit of fumbling with the keys, she turned to me and said, "You look like a helpful young lad, Could you help me check my balance."
So I pushed her over.
This morning I was at the atm when an elderly woman asked if I could check her balance
So I pushed her over
What did Han Solo say when Chewbacca was balancing his check book?
Math it up fuzz ball!
I'm a bank teller and some old lady asked for help checking her balance
... So I pushed her over
An older gentleman was at the atm and asked for help checking his balance
...so I pushed him over
I'm sick and tired of hearing the US doesn't have Checks and Balances!
What do you think the Koch brother's accountants do?
They say you should work until your bank account looks like a phone number. I checked my balance and realized, if that was true, I could retire!
I have $9.11 in my account.
BREAKING: White House staffer leaks that the President was surprised to learn that Checks and Balances didn't refer just to...
bank accounts
I lost my job as a cashier today.
An old lady asked if I could check her balance so far.
So I pushed her over.
What's the difference between a Checking account and savings account? [Original]
Just the name, the zero balance is identical.
An old lady at the ATM
The old lady in front of me at the ATM was taking a while. When done, she turned around and asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her!
I lost my job as a bank teller on my first day.
A woman asked me to check her balance, so I shoved her and she fell down.
My wife says I'm obessed with methods of regulation
To prove her wrong I went on a yoga holiday in Prague.
It was a series of checks and balances.
I got fired on my first day at the bank yesterday when an old lady asked me to check her balance
I pushed her over
I went into the bank earlier to check my balance
Got some funny looks standing on one leg with my arms outstretched
A guy walks into a bank
He goes up the the teller and asks, "Can you check my balance?" The teller says, "sure" and pushes him.
A woman enters the bank
She walks up to the teller and asks him to please check her balance.
He says sure and then shoves her over.
I'm so broke, I went to check my account balance at the ATM...
And it printed me out a coupon for Ramen Noodles
Today at the bank, an old lady asked for me to help check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
I went into the bank this afternoon...
...and asked to withdraw £50 from my account. The cashier asked me if I wanted to check my balance so I stood on one leg but fell over.
I was at the ATM when...
This old lady approached me and asked if I could check her balance for her so i pushed her and she fell down.
Her balance was not that good.
The other day I had to go to the bank...
There was an old woman in line ahead of me, and she was having trouble with the ATM.
She turned to me and asked to help check her balance.
So I shoved her over.
Saw a guy standing on one leg at an ATM.
Saw a guy standing on one leg at an ATM. Confused, I asked him what he was doing. He was just checking his balance.
I went to the bank this morning and an old woman asked me if I could help check her balance
So I pushed her over
I went to the bank today and stood in front of an ATM on one leg.
A person behind me asked what I was doing.
I said, "Checking my balance."
I got fired from my job at a bank today
Some elderly lady asked me to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
I went to a bank.....
Me: Can I check your balance?
Old Lady: Sure
Me: *Pushes Her Off The Cliff*
All about money
Heard a man say to his wife;
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You will take to your grave the entire balance of your savings account. I on the other hand will die earnestly hoping my last check bounces.
There was a little old lady at my bank.
She asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
I was at the bank today
An old woman asked if I could check her balance so I pushed her over
My Shaolin Diving instructor made me stand on a thin pole and said she wanted to check my balance.
I gave her my debit card.
I got fired from my job at the bank. An elderly lady came in and asked me to check her balance
One broken hip later and I'm unemployed.
Today an old lady at the bank asked me to check her balance
So I pulled up her account and gave her a sheet of paper with her account information on it
I got fired from my job at the bank today.
A little old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
A old lady in a bank ask me to check her balance so i pushed her over
and her balance was bad
Me- Alexa check my bank balance and tell me which apple product can I buy?
Alexa- apple juice
I was at the bank today and an old lady asked me to help her check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
An old lady walked into the bank and asked me if I could help her check her balance
So I pushed her over
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day and went to jail!
A cop asked me to check his balance, so I pushed him over.
An old woman walks into a bank and asks the teller to check her balance.
So he pushed her over
On my first day working at a bank an old lady walked in and asked if I could help her check her balance.
I said, "Ma'am, are you sure?"
She replied, "Yes if you don't mind."
So I gave her a slight push and she tipped right over.
I got a job at the bank but I got fired!
An old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
I lost my job at the bank
Turns out you're not supposed to push customers if they ask you to check their balance.
Why did I get kicked out
All I did was go to the bank and the woman in front of me asked me if I could check her balance its not my fault she banged her head after
I was at the bank yesterday, and an old lady asked me to help her check her balance...
Spent the night in jail for elder a**... for pushing her down.
Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it
I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Today I unfortunately got fired from my job at the bank
An elderly lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so i pushed her over.
Lost my job at the bank yesterday ;(
Customer asked to check her balance... so I pushed her