The Best 25 Checkmate Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Checkmate jokes. There are some checkmate athiests jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these checkmate czechmate puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Checkmate Jokes and Puns

Checkmate atheists

If god doesn't exist, explain how my girlfriend is pregnant when we've never had sex. Checkmate atheists.

Checkmate Democrats

If teachers don't have arms, how are they supposed to write on the board?

How does the Aussie Chessmaster pay his bills?


Checkmate joke, How does the Aussie Chessmaster pay his bills?

What does an Aussie say when it's time to pay the bill?


What's a checkmate?

Husband : You know today, I saw someone just like you?

Wife : Was she hot?

You can't say yes

You can't say no

That's checkmate!


"No, she's Austrian, but her father was Czech"

Chess was invented in Australia

Why else would they say Checkmate?

Checkmate joke, Chess was invented in Australia

What do you say after finishing a game of chess at an Australian restaurant?


An Aussie wins a game of chess and calls for the bill, then his friend collapses in his chair.

He says: Checkmate. Check, mate then Checks his mate

An Australian goes to a chess tournament

When he was about to lose his first game, his opponent looked up, smiled and said: *checkmate*.

The Australian replied back in confusion: *But mate.. I didn't order anything!*

They say when you point the finger, three fingers are pointing back at you.

That's why I always accuse people with my full erection. Checkmate.

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Why do Australians suck at chess?

Because they keep saying "checkmate" when the game's not over.

What does the Australian say when he wants to pay the bill?


Two Australians were playing chess in a restaurant...

One said "checkmate", and the other one said "check, mate."

Why can't you checkmate a Christian?

Cause they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist

How does a chess player avoid catching an STD?


Checkmate joke, How does a chess player avoid catching an STD?

What did God say to Richard Dawkins as he beat him in a game of chess?


Two Aussis were playing chess.

They were concentrating really hard but rarely talked. On Move 46, the Aussie played Ke2+ and said "Checkmate."

"What do you mean checkmate? I can move away mate."

An Australian enters a Chess competition

To pay for admission, he writes a check to the organizers. He walks up to a man at the entrance accepting checks. The man at the entrance says "Do you have your check, mate?" To which the Australian responds "Checkmate? I haven't even started a round"

Checkmate, atheists.

An atheist was
rowing along in Loch Ness and WHOOSH! The Loch Ness monster rears up in front of him, hissing and ready to eat. The terrified man said, "Oh God, help me!"

An angry voice booms from the heavens, "I thought you didn't believe in Me!"

The atheist says, "Oh, come on! Ten seconds ago, I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either!"

I knew I was playing chess with an Australian...

... he said "checkmate" and then left suddenly.

Do you know what do you say, when you outsmart a person from Czech Republic ?


How does the chess champion of the world pay his bill?

He gets his checkMATE

... :D

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife,
"I saw a lady,
looked exactly like you"

Wife asks,

You cant say 'NO'
You cant say 'YES'

That is Checkmate!

I played chess against Richard Dawkins and Neil DeGrasse Tyson.

They're great at science, but no so much at chess. So after beating them in only a few moves I simply said

"Checkmate atheists."

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