Checker Jokes

Funniest Checker Short Jokes

Short checker jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The checker humour may include short calculator jokes also.

1. I was having dinner .. .. .. with Garry Kasporov
   and on the table was a checkered tablecloth.
   
   It took him 2 hours to pass me the salt.
2. When I go grocery shopping, I choose the checkstand with the sexiest checker Self-checkout every time
3. I used to play checkers with my dad but he would always beat me. Probably because I would always win at checkers.
4. My dad and I used to play checkers when I was a kid. Usually, he'd beat me But I'd win at checkers so we're even.
5. "Why don't you play checkers with Bill anymore?" "Would you play with a person who cheats and moves his men around when you are not looking?"
   "No."
   "Well, neither would Bill."
6. If your job ever feels pointless... just remember somebody is the fact checker for Buzz Feed.
7. The Chess Grand Master was embarrassed when they found out he used to play a much simpler game… …that's right, he had a checkered past.
8. I used to be a quality checker at the m&m factory You would not believe the amount of w's I had to throw out every day
9. Chess players say checkers players are dumb. But I like checkers... Plus the red ones taste good.
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10. I've recently started to learn about the history of chess boards Seems they have quite the checkered past.

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Checker One Liners

Which checker one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with checker? I can suggest the ones about checkpoint and quiz.

1. You know who doesn't have a checkered past? Chess players
2. Did you see the movie about Chubby Checker? it has a great twist
3. When the checker asks, "Paper or plastic?" I say, "I can go with either. I'm bisacksual!"
4. Why didn't the tree like to play checkers? Because it was a chesnut tree.
5. Why did the ska kid not get the job?... they were worried about his checkered past
6. What game did Americans love to play in 1882? Chinese Checkers
7. My wife hired a fact checker for when we argue.
8. Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
9. What do you call two black guys playing a game of Chinese Checkers?
10. ....magical blonde wizard wlaks ito a bra **blonde:** ...where's my spell checker?

Heartwarming Checker Jokes that Make You Laugh

What funny jokes about checker you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean inspect jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make checker pranks.