The Best 14 Checker Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Checker jokes. There are some checker unreadable jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these checker supermarket puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Checker Jokes and Puns

The checker at the grocery store asked me if I wanted my milk in a bag.

I told her to leave it in the carton.

I've probably told checkers that 100 times, and not once did they get the joke.

When I go grocery shopping, I choose the checkstand with the sexiest checker

Self-checkout every time

If your job ever feels pointless...

just remember somebody is the fact checker for Buzz Feed.

Checker joke, If your job ever feels pointless...

I used to be a quality checker at the m&m factory

You would not believe the amount of w's I had to throw out every day

Tipsy Passenger

John had a few drinks and was traveling on a train. The ticket checker stopped and asked John to show his ticket. John was searching his pockets and wallet.
The ticket checker said "it's alright, you seem to be a respectable gentleman. No need to show your ticket."
John insisted "I need the ticket for real, to find out where I am going"

Self checkout.

Dear Walmart, I'm sorry I "forgot" to scan so many items the last time I went shopping. In my defense... You literally gave me zero training before promoting me to checker!

I really hate how I can't add swearwords to my phone's spell checker.

It's a ducking piece of shot.

Checker joke, I really hate how I can't add swearwords to my phone's spell checker.

Did you see the movie about Chubby Checker?

it has a great twist

Perfectly spell-checked poem

- I have a spelling checker.
- It came with my PC,
- It plainly marks four my revue,

- Mistakes I cannot sea.

- I've run this poem threw it,

- I'm sure your pleased to no,

- Its letter purfect in it's weigh,

- My checker tolled me sew.

- Cents I began to youse it,

- I'm reel, reel pleased eye I got won.

- My righting's sew much bettor now,

- Ware wood eye bee without won.

Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man?

he had to much baggage

....magical blonde wizard wlaks ito a bra

**blonde:** ...where's my spell checker?

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When the checker asks, "Paper or plastic?"

I say, "I can go with either. I'm bisacksual!"

I got a new job today as a spell checker for Mariam-Webster dictionary, specifically to make sure that I comes before e except after c.

It's a weird job I know

M. Night Shyamalan

Mark: While grocery shopping last night, I noticed the overweight cashier looked really familiar. It wasn't until I left that I realized it was Chubby Checker. Irony, right?

Paul: What do you mean?

Mark: Chubby Checker was a chubby checker.

Paul: I still don't get it.

Mark: That's The Twist!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the checker plastic jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

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