The Best 18 Check Norris Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Check Norris jokes. There are some check norris signup jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these check norris cashed puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Check Norris Jokes and Puns

Before Chuck Norris goes sleep, he checks under his bed for Volodymyr Zelensky.

Tornadoes don't exist, Volodymyr Zelensky just hates trailer parks.

Chuck Norris jokes but instead of Chuck Norris it's Volodymyr Zelensky.

Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.

The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.

When you have a question you check with Google.



When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!

Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.


If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.

Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.

Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.

Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.

Some check under their beds for "

Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep.

Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.

Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!

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Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.

Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.

Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.

The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.

Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.

Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

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