The Best 28 Cheats Boyfriend Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cheats Boyfriend jokes. There are some cheats boyfriend jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cheats boyfriend puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cheats Boyfriend Jokes and Puns

A boy goes up to a girl and says "hey baby what's up"...

She says "I have a boyfriend", he says "I have a math test".

The girl says "What's that got to do with anything?", he replies "I thought we were just naming things we are going to cheat on."

Boy: Hey wanna see a movie with me tonight?

Girl: I have a boyfriend.

Boy: and i have a math test tomorrow.

Girl: What does that have to do with anything?

Boy: I thought we were listing things we were going to cheat on.

I said Hi to a girl and she replied "I have a boyfriend"...

"And I have a math test", I told her. "What?", she replied, "What does that have to do with anything?".

"Oh", I said, "I thought we were both naming things we would cheat on."

Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun.

She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead.
Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so she is overcome with grief.
She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it."
The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next."

A blonde walks in to find her boyfriend cheating on her....

* Blonde: Why?!
* Boyfriend: I CAN EXPLAIN!
* Blonde: (Pulls out gun and aims it at her own head)
* Boyfriend: No honey don't do it!
* Blonde: SHUT UP, You're next


My boyfriend cheated on me

So I convinced him to get matching tattoos... he went first and I went home

A blonde walks in on her boyfriend cheating on her

She pulls out a gun and says: I'm done with you!

Boyfriend: Calm down, calm down. We can settle this with words.

The blonde puts the gun to her head

Boyfriend: What do you think you're doing?

Blonde: Don't worry, you're next.

2nd amendment

A young blonde discovers her boyfriend is cheating...

She buys a handgun.

The next day she finds him in bed with a redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps off the bed and starts pleading with her not to shoot herself.

Hysterically, the blonde responds to the husband: "Shut up, you're next."

I tried to ask out a hot girl yesterday, but she said she had a boyfriend...

I said I had a math test.

She was a bit confused, so I said "I thought we were naming things we could cheat on."

Next!

A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand.

Sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. She points the gun at her boyfriend at stares him down for a moment.

Then, suddenly, she's overcome with grief, so she puts the gun up to the side her head.

Her boyfriend screams, Honey, don't do it… The blonde yells back, Shut up! You're next!

They say 1 in 3 people cheat

I don't know who to tell first my boyfriend or girlfriend

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Lorraine and Clearly

A guy had an abusive girlfriend named Lorraine. Lorraine didn't know her boyfriend was cheating on her with a lovely girl named Clearly. In August Lorraine died. At the funeral, People wondered why the guy wasn't sad,and why he was so happy.
When they asked him why he was so happy at the funeral he sang....
" I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone !"

A blonde gives the final push while giving birth in a hospital.

The doctor tells her the gender and is about to lay the baby in her arms. The blonde says, Can you please do a DNA test before I get too attached? My boyfriend's been cheating and I want to make sure it's mine.

Girlfriend to boyfriend

GF - I'm sorry babe but i've cheated on you.

BF - I'm sorry aswell, I have also cheated on you.

GF - April fools day!

BF - Mine was on 24th March

A jealous boyfriend.

A jealous boyfriend catches his girlfriend whispering quietly into her cell phone very late one night. Are you cheating? her angry boyfriend asks. Is there somebody else? The girlfriend laughs and replies, Do you really think I'd still be dating you if there were someone else?

My friend found out her vegan boyfriend has been cheating on her today.

Turns out, he had a side salad.

A pickup line( sorry if those aren't supposed to go here)

After you ask out the girl..

Girl: I have a boyfriend
You: and I have a math test
Girl: what do you mean?
You: I thought we were talking about things we would cheat on

How to cheat on your boyfriend without him knowing

Now that all the girls are here, help me out. How do I turn on the stove??

Woman in a bar says to her friend "My boyfriend cheated on me and i don't need a man like that"

Friend : Aww honey what happened

Woman : He said he prefers his wife sometimes.


What did the cheating girlfriend say when her boyfriend caught her having sex with with his best friend?

"You've got a friend in me"

What happened to the woman who cheated on her boyfriend who was a cannibal?

He dumped her.

I tried asking a hot girl out yesterday...

She said she had a boyfriend.

I said I had a math test.

Puzzled, she asked what I meant

I responded "I thought we were naming things to cheat on!"

Unlike all of you, I'm a loyal boyfriend

I'll never cheat on my girlfriends!

Boy: "Hey, I like you and I was wondering if you would be my girlfriend.

"
Girl: "I have a boyfriend."
Boy: "I have math test tomorrow."
Girl: "What does that have to do with anything?"
Boy: "I thought we were listing things we could cheat on."

Men don't cheat

We just practice with other girls to become a better boyfriend

A woman accuses her boyfriend of cheating after seeing incriminating text messages from another woman.

So the man says " Don't worry babe she is nothing but an afterthot."

I caught my boyfriend cheating with an 18 y/o. His excuse was his newfound love for home-improvement...

He can't help himself from filling small cracks with his caulk.

What did the gay guy say when he found out his boyfriend cheated on him?

That's it; I'm never thrusting you again

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