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She says "I have a boyfriend", he says "I have a math test".
The girl says "What's that got to do with anything?", he replies "I thought we were just naming things we are going to cheat on."
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Boy: and i have a math test tomorrow.
Girl: What does that have to do with anything?
Boy: I thought we were listing things we were going to cheat on.
"And I have a math test", I told her. "What?", she replied, "What does that have to do with anything?".
"Oh", I said, "I thought we were both naming things we would cheat on."
She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead.
Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so she is overcome with grief.
She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it."
The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next."
* Blonde: Why?!
* Boyfriend: I CAN EXPLAIN!
* Blonde: (Pulls out gun and aims it at her own head)
* Boyfriend: No honey don't do it!
* Blonde: SHUT UP, You're next
So I convinced him to get matching tattoos... he went first and I went home
She pulls out a gun and says: I'm done with you!
Boyfriend: Calm down, calm down. We can settle this with words.
The blonde puts the gun to her head
Boyfriend: What do you think you're doing?
Blonde: Don't worry, you're next.
A young blonde discovers her boyfriend is cheating...
She buys a handgun.
The next day she finds him in bed with a redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps off the bed and starts pleading with her not to shoot herself.
Hysterically, the blonde responds to the husband: "Shut up, you're next."
I said I had a math test.
She was a bit confused, so I said "I thought we were naming things we could cheat on."
A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand.
Sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. She points the gun at her boyfriend at stares him down for a moment.
Then, suddenly, she's overcome with grief, so she puts the gun up to the side her head.
Her boyfriend screams, Honey, don't do it… The blonde yells back, Shut up! You're next!
I don't know who to tell first my boyfriend or girlfriend
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A guy had an abusive girlfriend named Lorraine. Lorraine didn't know her boyfriend was cheating on her with a lovely girl named Clearly. In August Lorraine died. At the funeral, People wondered why the guy wasn't sad,and why he was so happy.
When they asked him why he was so happy at the funeral he sang....
" I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone !"
The doctor tells her the gender and is about to lay the baby in her arms. The blonde says, Can you please do a DNA test before I get too attached? My boyfriend's been cheating and I want to make sure it's mine.
GF - I'm sorry babe but i've cheated on you.
BF - I'm sorry aswell, I have also cheated on you.
GF - April fools day!
BF - Mine was on 24th March
A jealous boyfriend catches his girlfriend whispering quietly into her cell phone very late one night. Are you cheating? her angry boyfriend asks. Is there somebody else? The girlfriend laughs and replies, Do you really think I'd still be dating you if there were someone else?
Turns out, he had a side salad.
After you ask out the girl..
Girl: I have a boyfriend
You: and I have a math test
Girl: what do you mean?
You: I thought we were talking about things we would cheat on
Now that all the girls are here, help me out. How do I turn on the stove??
Friend : Aww honey what happened
Woman : He said he prefers his wife sometimes.
"You've got a friend in me"
He dumped her.
She said she had a boyfriend.
I said I had a math test.
Puzzled, she asked what I meant
I responded "I thought we were naming things to cheat on!"
I'll never cheat on my girlfriends!
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Girl: "I have a boyfriend."
Boy: "I have math test tomorrow."
Girl: "What does that have to do with anything?"
Boy: "I thought we were listing things we could cheat on."
We just practice with other girls to become a better boyfriend
So the man says " Don't worry babe she is nothing but an afterthot."
He can't help himself from filling small cracks with his caulk.
That's it; I'm never thrusting you again
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