Cheating Wife Jokes
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Hilarious Cheating Wife Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What is a good cheating wife joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Cheating wife
A guy walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. The bartender pours him the drink and the guy downs it in one gulp.
"Wow", says the bartender, "Something bad must have happened". Yeah it did, he said.
"I came home early today, went up to the bedroom, and found my wife having s**... with my best friend." The bartender pours the guy another triple shot. "This one's on the house".
The dude gulps it down once again. The bartender asks "Did you say anything to your wife ? "
The guy answers "Yea, I walked up to her, told her to pack her bag's and get out !"
"What about your friend ?" asks the bartender. "I looked him straight in the eye and said bad dog.
A man and his cheating wife
The mans wife tries to think of a funny way to tell her husband that's she's cheating on him with his best friend.
John, have you seen Toy Story?
Yeah of course, that's random, why'd you ask? he replies.
She confesses -
Because you've got a friend in me.
What do you call a cheating wife with a runny nose?
FULL!!
What do you call a cheating wife?
a Jenny
What is a cheating wife's worst nightmare?
A husband in his hybrid
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