Cheating Spouse Jokes
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What do you call it when a newlywed foot fetishist cheats on their spouse?
Getting off on the wrong foot.
where does a cheating spouse take their mistress
to a fair
I asked a friend of mine who cheats on his spouse how he sleeps at night.
He responded "With your wife, John"
Why are lucky golfers able to cheat on their spouses?
They always have good lies
Did you hear about the two people with OCD who were cheating on their spouses to be together?
It was a sorted affair.
What did the woman say to her cheating spouse?
Stop explaining!
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Three men die in a car c**...
They find themselves at the gates of Heaven. Saint Peter approaches them, saying "Okay, you'll get a vehicle for getting around Heaven depending on your faithfulness to your spouse".
The first man says "I never cheated on my wife, and I love her". He gets a Ferrari.
The second man says "I cheated on my wife once, but I still love her". He gets a horse.
The third man says "I cheated on my wife a couple times, but I still love her". He gets a scooter.
Soon after being allowed in to heaven, the man on his scooter sees the man in his Ferrari, crying his eyes out, and asks "What's wrong?".
The man looks up, and replies "I just saw my wife with a pair of roller skates...".
Is it still adultery....
...if you cheat on your spouse with a child?
-&y (oh yeah - one of my own)
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