Cheating Girlfriend Jokes
99 cheating girlfriend jokes and hilarious cheating girlfriend puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cheating girlfriend that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Cheating Girlfriend Short Jokes
Short cheating girlfriend jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cheating girlfriend humour may include short cheating husband jokes also.
- I've been cheating on my girlfriend with her twin, but it's OK because I can tell them apart. Brian has a moustache.
- Do you know how Chris Brown's girlfriend found out that he had been cheating on her? She found another girl's lipstick on his fist.
- Lying in bed, my girlfriend turned to me and said "You're a lot like a math exam."
I replied "Why? Because I'm long and hard?"
She said, "No, I'm cheating on you with an Asian." - I told my girlfriend I think she's cheating on me. She told me I sound just like her husband.
- My girlfriend thinks I'm cheating on her, and I'm getting tired of it. She sounds just like my wife
- My girlfriend keeps insisting that I'm cheating on her. She's starting to sound like my wife.
- I read somewhere that 1 out of 3 people cheat I did the math, and there is a 5/9 chance that either my wife or my girlfriend is cheating on me.
- They told him: your girlfriend is cheating on you.. He wiped away his tears & asked : Which one ?
- Did you know that Stalin had a girlfriend that cheated on him? You know what, don't worry about it. She's out of the picture now anyway.
- My girlfriend found lipstick in my jacket pocket. I told her straight up I was cheating. There's no way that I was going to confess that I sell Avon
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Cheating Girlfriend One Liners
Which cheating girlfriend one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cheating girlfriend? I can suggest the ones about caught cheating and unfaithful wife.
- My girlfriend accused me of cheating I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.
- Girlfriend: Are you cheating on me? Me: I don't get why you all ask the same question.
- My girlfriend accused me of cheating First it was my wife and now her...
- Research Show that 1 in 3 people cheat... Not sure if it's my wife or my girlfriend...
- What did the Mexican sing to his cheating girlfriend? ♪ I know I'm not the only Juan ♪
- Mu girlfriend cheated on me, So I took her wheelchair. Guess who came back crawling
- They say 1 in 3 people cheat I don't know who to tell first my boyfriend or girlfriend
- I'm sure my girlfriend is cheating on me Even the label in her underwear says Next!
- My girlfriend cheated on me with my best friend And when I do the same, I am called a gay
- Found out my wife was cheating on me with my girlfriend
- I have 3 girlfriends, and i promise you, i would never cheat on any of them.
- What did the mute person say to his cheating girlfriend? Nothing.
- Unlike all of you, I'm a loyal boyfriend I'll never cheat on my girlfriends!
- I would love to have an hacker as a girlfriend But she would probably cheat on me
- What do you call a dolphin that cheats on his girlfriend? A multi-porpoise tool!
Hilarious Fun Cheating Girlfriend Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
What funny jokes about cheating girlfriend you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cheats boyfriend jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cheating girlfriend pranks.
"What happened to your girlfriend, that really cute math student?"
"She no longer is my girlfriend.
I caught her cheating on me."
"I don't believe that she cheated on you!"
"Well, a couple of nights ago I called her on the phone, and she told me that she was in bed wrestling with three unknowns..."
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How do you know that your girlfriend has been cheating on you with a black guy?
When she takes the t**... out and all of the cotton's gone
I told my girlfriend I was unfaithful
My girlfriend found blonde hair on the passenger seat of my car, so I had to say that I was cheating on her.
How embarrassing would it be if she knew I sold corn on the freeway?
I told my cheating girlfriend I was studying to become a magician
And for my first act, I was disappearing out of her life.
I called my girlfriends cell phone and some other guy answered the phone...
He told me that my phone number was no longer in service and to call the phone company to pay my bill.
First she cheats on me and then she tells him about my financial troubles!
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What did the chemist say when his girlfriend cheated on him?
Dy h**...
I think my Spanish girlfriend is cheating on me
She keeps talking about this "great" guy names Jesus
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I think my girlfriend is cheating on me.
She keeps screaming some other guy's name when we have s**.... Let's just hope I never come across this guy "r**..." in a dark alley.
A Marine received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home...
It read as follows:
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*Michael*,
*I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is too great and too long. I must confess that I have cheated on you twice, and this situation is not fair for either of us. I'm really sorry.*
*Love, Elizabeth*
*P.S. Please return the picture you have of me*
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The Marine, his feelings hurt, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they had of mothers, sisters, girlfriends, cousins, ex-girlfriends, or aunts they had. After a while he had obtained a sizeable collection, and so he stuffed them all 62 of them into an envelope, including the picture of Elizabeth, along with this letter:
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*Elizabeth,*
*I can't quite remember what you look like. Please take your picture from the pile and return the rest.*
*Take care, Michael*
This morning, I was diagnosed with depression in the head.
Me: I cheated on my girlfriend and she found out last night. We broke up.
Doctor: Is this the cause of your depression?
Me: No, I think the chair she threw at me did it.
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My girlfriend told me that if I ever cheated on her, it would be worse if it was with a black girl. I told her she was wrong.
It'd only be three-fifths as bad.
I knew my girlfriend was cheating on me when she texted me saying
I knew my girlfriend was cheating on me when she texted me saying "I'm out for dinner with my friend Emma" because Emma was lying beside me in bed
My girlfriend accused me of cheating with my imaginary friend...
I told her you have gone completely nuts, I don't even have a girlfriend.
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Man cheats clearly
A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly.
At the f**..., the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
I'm making a movie about a guy who thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him, so he secretly followers her around to keep an eye on her.
It's called "Bae Watch".
My girlfriend thinks I'm cheating on her.
But I keep telling her 'I'm not going to leave my wife'
I cheated on my 24 year old girlfriend
I apologized and told her my mistress is half the woman she is.
"That's because she's 12!", said my girlfriend.
My girlfriend thought she caught me cheating on her...
I was like, "No baby, I ain't cheating on you, that's just my wife!"
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Afterlife for IRS Cheaters
Tony and his friend John die in a car accident and go to judgment. God tells Tony that because he cheated on his income taxes, the only way he can enter Heaven is to sleep with a s**..., ugly woman for the next five years.
A few days later, as Tony's walking in the park with his s**..., hideous new girlfriend, he spots his friend John with an absolutely drop dead gorgeous woman. "John, what happened?" Tony asks.
"I have no idea," John replies. "I was told I have five years of amazing s**... to look forward to. The only thing I don't understand is why she always yells 'Damn income taxes!' whenever we have s**...."
I knew my girlfriend was cheating on me.
She told me she was at the mall with her friend Carrie. Thing is, Carrie was sleeping right next to me!
I think my anorexic girlfriend is cheating on me...
Every day I'm seeing less and less of her.
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I recently broke up with my girlfriend because she would CONSTANTLY accuse me of cheating.
I just can't be with anyone who sounds so much like my wife.
My girlfriend accused me of cheating...
... so I admitted, that yes, I had in fact been cheating on her and was instead sleeping with her sister. We broke up the next day.
It's a shame really we were only playing Monopoly.
I could tell my girlfriend was cheating on me when she said she was at the mall with her BFF Jill
...when Jill was lying beside me this whole time. Smh
So, it turns out my girlfriend is cheating on me
I asked her what she was doing, she said she was in the mall with Becky.
I know that's a lie, because I'm lying right next to Becky in her bed
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I was moving around a lot during s**... with my girlfriend, when she asked what i was doing.
I replied "I am entering a cheat code."
My girlfriend was cheating on me
I called her and she said she was at the mall with her friend Angela. But Angela was laying right next to me.
I searched Google for "How to cheat on my girlfriend."
The first result was "I hope you used the left hand to type that."
My girlfriend cheated on me with a well-endowed guy.
I forgave her and took her back because I wanted to be the bigger man.
My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I said that was impossible..
Because that would require 2 women to find me attractive.
My girlfriend broke up with me because she knew I was cheating.
Never should've dated a teacher in the first place.
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My girlfriend asked me how my diet was going
I told her using more s**... as an incentive has been really effective thus far.
She responded quizzically, saying, we haven't been having more s**... than usual.
So, long story short, my girlfriend dumped me when she found out when I have been doing on my cheat days.
My girlfriend always tells me that the one thing she won't tolerate is infidelity...
She would leave, no questions ask, if I ever cheated on her. Thankfully, my wife is a little more lenient.
My girlfriend asked me if I'd ever cheated.
I admitted that I had, and begged her not to tell my wife.
A guy asks his mexican girlfriend if she ever cheated on him, she responds:
No, you're my only juan.
Cheating girlfriend
I'm worried my girlfriend might be cheating on me. They say you are what you eat and lately she's been a massive c*nt.
I was completely stunned to find out that my girlfriend is cheating on me with another man...
I didn't know she had it in her...
A jealous boyfriend.
A jealous boyfriend catches his girlfriend whispering quietly into her cell phone very late one night. Are you cheating? her angry boyfriend asks. Is there somebody else? The girlfriend laughs and replies, Do you really think I'd still be dating you if there were someone else?
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My girlfriend found a hair on me
"You cheated on me!" She cried
"b**...," I said "I haven't cheated in this shirt."
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I just found out my girlfriend is cheating
I caught her with five jacks
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My girlfriend cheated on me while on her period.
The guy just fingered her, I caught him red-handed.
i caught my asexual girlfriend cheating on me with my bestfriend
i walked in on them doing nothing
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Aparently 30% of males go on a diet before going on holiday. I cheated
And just took a fat girlfriend to the beach
I cannot stand the thought that my girlfriend is cheating on me with my best friend.
He's so cute.
The mute chicken
Why did the mute chicken leave his cheating girlfriend at the side of the road.
He couldn't give a cluck
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What did the cheating girlfriend say when her boyfriend caught her having s**... with with his best friend?
"You've got a friend in me"
Girlfriend to boyfriend
GF - I'm sorry babe but i've cheated on you.
BF - I'm sorry aswell, I have also cheated on you.
GF - April fools day!
BF - Mine was on 24th March
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So I went to Iraq for holidays...
And I found out that my girlfriend cheated on me back home...
Knowing that I can't trust anyone I wanted to kill myself.
So I called the s**... hotline...
They got excited and asked me if I can drive a plane.
Have you guys heard about cheat days?
Well, I kinda misunderstood that, and now my girlfriend has dumped me.
Only in Alabama
When your girlfriend insists on coming to your family reunion because she is afraid you'll cheat.
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My ex- girlfriend is an accountant and she cheated on me with her boss to get a raise. She regretted her decision and texted me begging me to take her back.
I responded: "oh look, it's the thot that counts."
TIFU by telling my dad his girlfriend cheated on him.
In all fairness, I could've sent the wedding invitations through the mail instead...
The other day my friend messaged by saying bro I have two pieces of bad news for you. I told him to combine them.
He replied with your girlfriend is cheating on both of us.
I freaked out when my girlfriend was about to look through my phone
I didn't want her to see my Reddit account, so I just told her I was cheating on her
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My lesbian friend told me that she was planning on cheating on her girlfriend after finding out her girlfriend had cheated on her first.
t**... for t**....
I can't believe that my cheating girlfriend kicked me out of the house.
All because her husband came back from the army.
You know I always used to think that my girlfriend was just not funny.
That was until I realized that she told me jokes everyday! Like I love you or I never cheated on you
Cheating girlfriend
My girlfriend is crossed eyed . I think she is seeing someone on the side.
I caught my girlfriend cheating with my best friend.
She was tired of getting beaten all the time, and he was jealous of all my money and property. I was so upset when I found out, that I flipped the game board over and left them to pick up all the pieces.
My girlfriend dreamed...
Yesterday my girlfriend dreamed that I was unfaithful, so I cheated on her because I want to fulfill all of her dreams.
