The Best 35 Cheating Girlfriend Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cheating Girlfriend jokes. There are some cheating girlfriend cheated jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cheating girlfriend classmate puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cheating Girlfriend Jokes and Puns

I've been cheating on my girlfriend with her twin, but it's OK because I can tell them apart.

Brian has a moustache.

Do you know how Chris Brown's girlfriend found out that he had been cheating on her?

She found another girl's lipstick on his fist.

I caught my girlfriend cheating with my best friend.

She was tired of getting beaten all the time, and he was jealous of all my money and property. I was so upset when I found out, that I flipped the game board over and left them to pick up all the pieces.

My girlfriend accused me of cheating

I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.

How did Chris Browns girlfriend find out he was cheating on her?

She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.


1 in every 3 people cheats in their relationships. I'm left wondering...

Is it my wife or my girlfriend that's cheating?

Statistics say that 1/3 of people cheat in their relationships

Which got me thinking,
Is it my wife or is it my girlfriend who is cheating?

Lying in bed, my girlfriend turned to me and said

"You're a lot like a math exam."

I replied "Why? Because I'm long and hard?"

She said, "No, I'm cheating on you with an Asian."

I told my girlfriend I think she's cheating on me.

She told me I sound just like her husband.

My girlfriend thinks I'm cheating on her, and I'm getting tired of it.

She sounds just like my wife

Apparently 1 out of 3 people cheat in a relationship

I just don't know whether it's my wife, or girlfriend.

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They say 1 in 3 people cheat in a relationship

Not sure if it's my wife or my girlfriend.

My girlfriend keeps insisting that I'm cheating on her.

She's starting to sound like my wife.

Apparently one in three people cheat.

I wonder if it's my wife or my girlfriend.

Statistics show that 1 out of 3 people in a relationship are cheating.....

I just need to figure out if it's my wife or girlfriend

I knew my girlfriend was cheating on me when she texted me saying

I knew my girlfriend was cheating on me when she texted me saying "I'm out for dinner with my friend Emma" because Emma was lying beside me in bed

I read somewhere that 1 out of 3 people cheat

I did the math, and there is a 5/9 chance that either my wife or my girlfriend is cheating on me.

My best friend got cheated on by his deaf girlfriend...

His girlfriend cheated on him with a deaf guy... To be fair, he should've seen the signs.

They told him: your girlfriend is cheating on you..

He wiped away his tears & asked : Which one ?


I heard the latest statistic that 1 in 3 people cheat on their significant others

that means either my wife or my girlfriend is cheating on me.

Hmm....

Did you know that Stalin had a girlfriend that cheated on him?

You know what, don't worry about it. She's out of the picture now anyway.

My girlfriend accused me of cheating

She's starting to sound like my wife

I heard it said that one in every three people will cheat in a relationship.

I just can't tell if it's my wife or my girlfriend.

My girlfriend found lipstick in my jacket pocket. I told her straight up I was cheating.

There's no way that I was going to confess that I sell Avon

Two women died and were waiting at the gates of heaven. They talked to each other.

How did you die?

I froze to death. It was painful and took a long time. And you? How did you die?

A heart attack. I suspected my husband was cheating on me and I came home suddenly. He was alone in our bedroom. But I felt his girlfriend was somewhere! So I spend a long time looking for her from the basement to the attic. I got exhausted and had a heart attack.

It's ironic.

What is?

If you had checked the freezer first, we would both still be alive!

My girlfriend was cheating on me

I called her and she said she was at the mall with her friend Angela. But Angela was laying right next to me.

I called my girlfriends cell phone and some other guy answered the phone...

He told me that my phone number was no longer in service and to call the phone company to pay my bill.

First she cheats on me and then she tells him about my financial troubles!

A Marine received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home...

It read as follows:

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*Michael*,

*I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is too great and too long. I must confess that I have cheated on you twice, and this situation is not fair for either of us. I'm really sorry.*

*Love, Elizabeth*

*P.S. Please return the picture you have of me*

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The Marine, his feelings hurt, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they had of mothers, sisters, girlfriends, cousins, ex-girlfriends, or aunts they had. After a while he had obtained a sizeable collection, and so he stuffed them all 62 of them into an envelope, including the picture of Elizabeth, along with this letter:

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*Elizabeth,*

*I can't quite remember what you look like. Please take your picture from the pile and return the rest.*

*Take care, Michael*

I knew my girlfriend was cheating on me.

She told me she was at the mall with her friend Carrie. Thing is, Carrie was sleeping right next to me!

Afterlife for IRS Cheaters

Tony and his friend John die in a car accident and go to judgment. God tells Tony that because he cheated on his income taxes, the only way he can enter Heaven is to sleep with a stupid, ugly woman for the next five years.

A few days later, as Tony's walking in the park with his stupid, hideous new girlfriend, he spots his friend John with an absolutely drop dead gorgeous woman. "John, what happened?" Tony asks.

"I have no idea," John replies. "I was told I have five years of amazing sex to look forward to. The only thing I don't understand is why she always yells 'Damn income taxes!' whenever we have sex."

Girlfriend: Are you cheating on me?

Me: I don't get why you all ask the same question.

My girlfriend said to me, "I know you've been cheating on me with that girl from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch."

I said, "How can you say such a thing?"

My girlfriend accused me of cheating

First it was my wife and now her...

My girlfriend dreamed...

Yesterday my girlfriend dreamed that I was unfaithful, so I cheated on her because I want to fulfill all of her dreams.

Man cheats clearly

A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."

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