Cheater Jokes
23 cheater jokes and hilarious cheater puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cheater that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Cheater Short Jokes
Short cheater jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cheater humour may include short cheated jokes also.
- Just told my friend his gf is a cheater I sent him a text saying the y in your girlfriend is silent
- A lion and a cheetah have a game of chess and the cheetah ends up winning. Annoyed, the lion shouts, "You're a cheater!"
The cheetah snapped back, "You're lyin'!" - How many cheaters does it take to change a lightbulb? You can't change the lightbulb, once a lightbulb always a lightbulb.
- I was pretty upset when my friends called me a serial cheater. I would never do something like that to Jessica, Susan, Tiffany, or Beth.
- You can never trust the cat family..... The head of the family is always a lion, and his cousin is a cheetah.
(Lying and cheater, for those whom need this explained). - Can someone please call David Attenborough because last night 3 lions just killed 11 cheaters.
- In N.Korea, how can you tell the difference between a supreme cheater and a supreme leader? One fell on ice, the other will ice the one who fell!
- Why do you never trust African animals? Because the cheetahs are cheaters, and the lions are lyin'.
- My wife said I was a serial cheater. I said, "That's ridiculous! You know I only eat Lucky Charms."
- A liar, a m**..., and a cheater walk into a bar. The New England Patriots must be in town.
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Cheater One Liners
Which cheater one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cheater? I can suggest the ones about caught cheating and cheating girlfriend.
- What do cheaters do after they die? They lie still
- Rio is full of liars, cheaters, thieves, and drug abusers. And that's just the athletes.
- Never play cards with big cats... ... They're all cheaters and Lions!
- What does a VPN and a closet have in common? They are both good at hiding cheaters.
- There's a common misconception about the fastest animal in the world t's a cheater
- Cheaters never win That's why your dad is a a loser.
- Why did the cheetah get suspended from the race? Cause it was a cheetah (cheater)
- Cheaters Caught on Facebook
- What do you call a Mexican cheater? A cheato!
I'm so sorry. - My girlfriend might be a cheater.. She's taking a trip to Bang-c**...!!
- 5 Types Of Cheaters That Ruin Dating And F*c**... Everything Up-http://topviralbuzz.com
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What funny jokes about cheater you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cheating husband jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cheater pranks.
Somebody keyed my car..
They wrote "Cheater" and "pig" everywhere. I asked my girlfriend if she did it, and she said no. I don't know why anyone would write such a thing. I'll ask my wife when I get home tonight.
A student is blatantly cheating in an exam
The invigilator is watching in a mixture of disbelief and amusement as the student peeks at a crib sheet and looks at his neighbours papers.
At the end of the exam the students line up to hand their papers in. When the cheater gets to the front of the line the invigilator says "Uh-uh, no way. You were blatantly cheating; you don't get to submit a paper"
The student looks him in the eye and says "Do you know who I am!?"
"Not a clue!" says the invigilator.
"Good then" says the student, as he slips his paper into the middle of the stack of papers on the desk and walks out.
On March 27th, our math teacher burst into class and threatened to cancel Spring Break unless the one who's cheated on all their tests reveals themselves before next month
How are we supposed to catch a cheater in eight days?!
A man walks in a casino with a toucan
He always let's his bird play, and the toucan always wins if somebody else is about to win, and every time he wins he tries another game.
Somebody notices and the guy just won from a cheater, he asks: "how do you do that?"
Then the guy says "because
Toucan play that game"
cheater husband
Woman to the priest, ' I doubt that my husband has been cheating on me... I have doubt on one woman. what should I do?'
Priest replied, 'Take your husband to that woman's doorsteps... and check if WiFi connects automatically'
