The Best 74 Cheat Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cheat jokes. There are some cheat arguments jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cheat hack puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cheat Jokes and Puns

In Catholicism, you can only have sex with your partner when you are married. So if priests are married to God, they can have sex with God.

And sometimes they cheat on God with altar boys.

A mormon was having an affair with a 15 year old girl who had lied about her age, when he learned the truth he broke it off and over the next few week guilt set in and he confessed to his wife. She screamed at him,

"How could you cheat on me like that with an older woman!?!?!?".

Research Show that 1 in 3 people cheat...

Not sure if it's my wife or my girlfriend...

Cheat joke, Research Show that 1 in 3 people cheat...

A lion would NEVER cheat on his mate

But a Tiger Wood.

Cheating Partner

A woman was in bed having sex with her husband's friend, when all of a sudden the telephone rings, she answers.

After hanging up she says, ''That was Harry, but don't worry, he won't be home for a while. He's playing cards with you."

The Government

Don't lie..
Don't cheat.
Dont steal.
Don't sell drugs.
Don't kill.

The Government Hates Competition

What is your favorite "There are two kinds of people..." joke?

My favorite is "There are two kinds of people...those who cheat at 7-up, and god damned liars."

Cheat joke, What is your favorite "There are two kinds of people..." joke?

I heard the latest statistic that 1 in 3 people cheat on their significant others

that means either my wife or my girlfriend is cheating on me.


If someone has a foot fetish...

...and they cheat, does that mean they got off on the wrong foot?

Cheating at a limbo contest....

that's about as low as you can get!

Poker is like sex

If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand

Edit 1: when you cheat in poker you have a partner

Edit 2: this is getting more upvotes than I thought it would get but before someone calls me out on it. This was a Mae West quote about bridge and several Internet memes put poker instead of bridge because more people play poker than bridge and when you cheat in poker you have partners(the poker strategy is called collusion)

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An farmer walks in to a lawyer's office in Alabama...

And he says to the lawyer, "Sir, I'd like to get a divorce."

To which the lawyer says, "Well, do you have a suit?"

"Yes, I sure do", the man replies. "Wear it to church every Sunday."

"That's not what I mean. Do you have a case?"

"No, you see I've always been a John Deere man myself. Never had a Case in my life."

"Sir, do you have any issues with your wife. Did she cheat on you, is she a niggard?"

To which the farmer replies, "No, but the baby is. And that's why I want a divorce."

A lion would never cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood

What type of pasta is most likely to cheat for a musical award?


A boy goes up to a girl and says "hey baby what's up"...

She says "I have a boyfriend", he says "I have a math test".

The girl says "What's that got to do with anything?", he replies "I thought we were just naming things we are going to cheat on."

I heard it said that one in every three people will cheat in a relationship.

I just can't tell if it's my wife or my girlfriend.

Cheat joke, I heard it said that one in every three people will cheat in a relationship.

Yo mama is so fat that she needs cheat codes for the Wii fit

Cheating is one of the worst things a person can do.

But that is not the worst part. The worst part is that I just found out all my current partners are doing it!

Apparently one in three people cheat.

I wonder if it's my wife or my girlfriend.

What do the 2016 Rio Olympics and the 2016 US presidential race have in common?

Half of the competitors cheat and the other half aren't qualified.

I would never cheat on my partner.

Because that would require two people to find me attractive.

I cheated on a girl that was a bartender.

I hope she gives me another shot.

I said Hi to a girl and she replied "I have a boyfriend"...

"And I have a math test", I told her. "What?", she replied, "What does that have to do with anything?".

"Oh", I said, "I thought we were both naming things we would cheat on."

A liar, a cheat, and a bigot walked into a bar...

"Let's make America great again!" he said.

Statistics say that 1/3 of people cheat in their relationships

Which got me thinking,
Is it my wife or is it my girlfriend who is cheating?

Cheating wife

A guy walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. The bartender pours him the drink and the guy downs it in one gulp.
"Wow", says the bartender, "Something bad must have happened". Yeah it did, he said.
"I came home early today, went up to the bedroom, and found my wife having sex with my best friend." The bartender pours the guy another triple shot. "This one's on the house".
The dude gulps it down once again. The bartender asks "Did you say anything to your wife ? "
The guy answers "Yea, I walked up to her, told her to pack her bag's and get out !"
"What about your friend ?" asks the bartender. "I looked him straight in the eye and said bad dog.

Apparently 1 out of 3 people cheat in a relationship

I just don't know whether it's my wife, or girlfriend.

A liar, A cheat, and a sore loser walk into a bar.

The bartender says:

What'll it be Mrs.Clinton?

I only date Patriots fans

Because they don't care if I cheat

I could never cheat in a relationship

That would require 2 people to find me attractive

I cheated on you

She: "I cheated on you"

He: "Me too"

She: "April, 1"

He: "March, 20"

What's the best way to sneak cheat notes into an exam without getting caught?

Memorise them.

why don't trees cheat on each other

they're in mahogomous relationships

You should never cheat on your wife,

if you love your house.


Rod's Wife and Rod Started dieting a week ago.

She proposed that they should have a cheat day today...

She brought home a burger & Rod brought home his Secretary..

From his hospital bed, Rod is wondering when men will ever begin to understand women.😀😜😀😜

My girlfriend asked me how my diet was going

I told her using more sex as an incentive has been really effective thus far.

She responded quizzically, saying, we haven't been having more sex than usual.

So, long story short, my girlfriend dumped me when she found out when I have been doing on my cheat days.

Pre-marriage vs Post-marriage

Before marriage: continue reading ↓

Man: I can't wait for the day to come!

Woman: Can I go back on this?

Man: Of course not!

Woman: Do you love me?

Man: Of course!

Woman: Will you cheat on me?

Man: No, why would you have such a thought?

Woman: Will you kiss me?

Man: Of course, more than once!

Woman: Will you ever abuse me?

Man: Never!

Woman: Can I trust you?

Post-marriage: read backwards ↑

They say 1 out of 3 people cheat in their life.

So it's going to be either my wife or girlfriend.

Don't steal, don't lie and don't cheat.

The government hates competition.

They say 1 in 3 people cheat in a relationship

Not sure if it's my wife or my girlfriend.

I tried to ask out a hot girl yesterday, but she said she had a boyfriend...

I said I had a math test.

She was a bit confused, so I said "I thought we were naming things we could cheat on."

yo mama is so fat......

she used cheat codes to WII fit

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America

The rest cheat in Europe

One for $1, three for $4

A man is walking up to a coffee stand to get his daily cup of coffee for $1, when he notices their new special where you can buy three cups for $4.

I'd like a cup of coffee, said the man, handing in a dollar bill.

He realizes he can cheat the system by buying two more cups of coffee, and saving a dollar. I'd like two more cups, please, he said, handing in another $2.

Afterward, he asks the guy in the stand, Why are you selling three cups of coffee for $4 when you could buy three separate cups for $3?

To which the stand dude replied, you could've just bought one cup like you do every day.

I cheated on my wife tonight. The guilt is really getting to me... maybe I should confess?

How do I tell her that when she was on the toilet, I took $5000 from the bank and put two houses on Mayfair.

At the sister's

Oh no, Roger, why did you two split up?

She's a liar and a cheat! She said she was the whole night at her sister's!

So? Maybe she was.

Yeah, no way. I was at her sister's the whole night!

Dave : How's the diet going?

Dave : How's the diet going?

Karen : Well, today's my cheat day

Dave : What does that mean?

Guy in bed : Don't worry about it

A lion wouldn't cheat on its mate

But a Tiger Wood

Me: I have cheated once

Wife: me too

Me: first april...

Wife: 8th october

A married couple has two beautiful children.

They are getting a third one but this time the child is super ugly.
So the man asks his wife: "Honey, did you cheat on me?"
The woman replies: "Not this time."

I read somewhere that 1 out of 3 people cheat

I did the math, and there is a 5/9 chance that either my wife or my girlfriend is cheating on me.

Boy: Hey wanna see a movie with me tonight?

Girl: I have a boyfriend.

Boy: and i have a math test tomorrow.

Girl: What does that have to do with anything?

Boy: I thought we were listing things we were going to cheat on.

Don't worry about straying from your diet today.

It's Tom Brady's cheat day, too.

I always cheated on my psychology tests...

I don't know what that says about me.

I was cheated on by a tennis player...

Should've seen it coming. Love means nothing to them.

My cheating ex hated tattoos so I decided to get a tattoo on my left boob

That was my tit for tat

A lion would never cheat on his wife

A lion would never cheat on his wife but tiger wood.

A King had to go on a war but he was worried that his wife might cheat and leave him

He locked her in her room and gave the keys to his minister and ordered him that if I don't come back in 10 days then she is yours. Then the king left. After 20 mins as he was riding on his fast horse he heard someone coming from behind. He stopped for the man and once the other horse rider came close the king saw that he was his minister. The minister came towards the king.

The king said, "didn't I give you a job to do?"

The minister said, " your highness about that.... the keys you gave me are wrong"

I didn't cheat on my diet

I had an entanglement with a slice of cake

I walked into my gf..

..having sex with her gym trainer

I told her this isnt working out.

In her defense, she said it was her cheat day.

So dad said he went on a business retreat with the guys for the weekend .

Well I decided to call him and a lady picked-up so I told mum about bit. Boy was she upset!
When Dad returned they got into a very big fight as dad denied ever meeting another woman all weekend. Finally mum told me," tell this cheat what the lady said when you called his line!"
I turned to them expressionlessly and said, "she said, " the number you are calling is not available at the moment please try again later"

I wonder why they have both been muderously chasing me for twenty minutes now!

I couldn't figure out the answer to 180˚/ π on my math test.

So the girl next to me let me cheat off her.

It was rad.

I've been cheating on my girlfriend with her twin, but it's OK because I can tell them apart.

Brian has a moustache.

Bill Gates to Melinda: "I'll never cheat on you again."

"I give you my Word."

I would never ever cheat in a Relationship..

because that would require 2 people to find me attractive.

I just cheated on my wife with her twin

He was a great guy

I can't believe that my cheating girlfriend kicked me out of the house.

All because her husband came back from the army.

Not This Time

A man is blessed with four beautiful daughters but he always wanted a son. So he and his wife get to work and they try and try and finally are able to conceive a son. When the son is born, it's one ugly baby. The husband is visibly upset and suspects his wife cheated on him and decides to confront her. "We have 4 beautiful daughters and now look at our son. He is as ugly as can be. I want you to tell me the truth, did you cheat on me." His wife looks at him and says, "No my dear, not this time!"

How many cheaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

You can't change the lightbulb, once a lightbulb always a lightbulb.

Cheating girlfriend

My girlfriend is crossed eyed . I think she is seeing someone on the side.

How to cheat on a blonde and get away with it.

A blonde woman suspects her husband is cheating on her so she buys a handgun and goes home early. Sure enough, she catches him in bed with another woman. The blonde fumbles in her purse and pulls out the gun. At first, she points the gun at her husband but out of distraught, she turns the gun on herself. The husband yells, "No honey. Don't..." The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next".

I think my wife's cheating on me with my best friend.

He's been miserable lately. Poor guy.

What do cheaters do after they die?

They lie still

3 men were waiting in line to enter heaven

The angel at the gate asks the first man
"how many times did you cheat on your wife?" "10 times" the man answers. The angel gives him the keys to a 2010 Toyota Camry "this is how you will drive around heaven".
The second man says he cheated on his wife 5 times, the angel gives him a 2018 Lexus and let's him in.
The third man says he never cheated on his wife, he gets a 2021 Rolls Royce.

A few days later the 3 men meet and the man in the Rolls Royce is very sad, the men ask him what's wrong, he replys "I just saw my wife riding around on a scooter.

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