The Best 8 Cheapskates Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cheapskates jokes. There are some cheapskates cheapskate jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cheapskates geeks puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cheapskates Jokes and Puns

When hunters go ammunition shopping, they have a reputation for being cheapskates...

They're always trying to get the best bang for their buck

"Welcome to Cheapskates Anonymous, would anybody like to start?"

"I'd like to say that I'm not a cheapskate. I'm just here for the free coffee."

I wanted to buy a skateboard, but it was too cheap!

What cheapskates.

How did they execute cheapskates in the middle ages?

They had them sketched and nickled

Yeah, I'll probably turn into a sports guy as soon as I sell my car

cause right now I see nothing but cheapskates.

I am angry at my parents for not buying me expensive rollerblades.


My parents bought me rollerblades for my birthday.

I asked which shop they were from, and it turns out they found them in Poundland. What a pair of cheapskates!

Why are lizards such cheapskates?

Because they're tried to tip the SCALES in their favour

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cheapskates wares jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cheapskates miser piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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