The Best 8 Cheapskate Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cheapskate jokes. There are some cheapskate paid jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cheapskate charge puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cheapskate Jokes and Puns

A millionaire,a hard hat, and a cheapskate are at a bar.

When they get their beers, they notice a fly in each mug.
The millionaire politely asks the bartender for another beer, then sips the new one.
The hard hat spills out just enough to get rid of the fly then quaffs the rest.
It's now the cheapskate's turn: He sticks his hand in the beer, grabs the fly, and shouts, "SPIT IT OUT! SPIT IT OUT!"

Why was the fisherman upset with his new property?

After selling his sole for a small plaice perched by the sea (something to the tuna 500 square feet), he found something fishy within contract and realised he cod do better if he weren't such a cheap-skate.

"Welcome to Cheapskates Anonymous, would anybody like to start?"

"I'd like to say that I'm not a cheapskate. I'm just here for the free coffee."

A cheapskate goes to have his wisdom teeth removed. The dentist said the procedure would cost $100.

The cheapskate replies, "I'll give you $50 and just loosen it."

I told my british friend to take his crush to pound town

He said it was fun, but she called him a cheapskate.


"You're a cheapskate." said the girl at the bar.

"But I just got you a drink!" I replied in shock.

She said, "But with two straws..."

Why did the cheapskate have adhd?

Because he refused to pay attention.

My dad always taught me to share my toys with my siblings.

It wasn't that he wanted me to develop social skills, it's because he was a cheapskate that wanted to spend 50% less money on toys.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cheapskate frugal jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cheapskate unzip piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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