The Best 47 Cheapest Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cheapest jokes. There are some cheapest easiest jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cheapest costs puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cheapest Jokes and Puns

Which country has the cheapest prostitutes?

Vietnam. Because over there you need 20840 dongs to make a dollar.

My Irish friend Paddy just told me that he robbed a shop last night.

"What did you get?" I asked.

"26 pictures," he smiled, showing me. "The cheapest one is worth over $180,000."

I said, "Dude, these are from an real estate agents."

Finally, he had made the perfect AI, a superhuman intelligence, waiting for his orders ...

Finally, he had made the perfect AI, a superhuman intelligence, waiting for his order. It would do whatever he told it to do, and it would do so in the most effective, fastest and cheapest way possible. So he thought, and thought and finally said to the robot, "Robot, I don't want to see any suffering in this world, ever."

Promptly, the robot grabbed the nearby icepick and thrust it in his eyes.

Cheapest joke, Finally, he had made the perfect AI, a superhuman intelligence, waiting for his orders ...

What is the cheapest date ever?

Drive in reverse trough the mcdrive, so the checkout is on her side.

What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.


What's the cheapest form of birth control?

Casey Anthony

What's the cheapest kind of meat?

Deer testicals they're under a buck.

Cheapest joke, What's the cheapest kind of meat?

A guy came to my bar the other day and told me "hey man I don't have much money, can you just give me your cheapest shot?"

. . I said "Yeah, your ugly and your mom dresses you funny".

What is the cheapest meat?

Deer testicles.

They're under a Buck.

what's the cheapest force?

centrifrugal

What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.

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My company put me up in the cheapest hotel...

I called down to the front desk and said "I've got a leak in my sink."

They said "Go ahead."

Why was the calculator salesman happy when he sold his cheapest calculator?

Because they all add up!

I was looking for the best price for a flight from the UK to the US and found Air India is the cheapest..

Problem is i'm not sure if I can hold on to the outside of the plane for that long.

"What wine do you have at this restaurant that you would recommend for an arts student?"

"Vodka. The cheapest brand. And show me the money in advance."

What's the cheapest medicine?

penny-cillin

Cheapest joke, What's the cheapest medicine?

What do a noose and an HDMI cable have in common?

The cheapest ones do the job.

What's the cheapest item of jewelry?

A pearl necklace

Guy walks into a bar...

Guy: I'll take a PBR.

Bartender: draft, bottle, or tallboy?

Guy: what's cheapest?

Bartender: you are.

*don't know if original, but just popped into my head as I sit here drinking my PBR 😊


Did you know that United Airlines has the cheapest prices!

Therefore, their prices are unbeatable!!!!!!..... but their customers aren't.

The toilet brush

A man walks into a store looking for a toilet brush. The store owner shows him a variety of brushes at various pricepoints. The man thinks for a little while, then buys the cheapest one.

The next day the man is back at the store. "Were you unhappy with your purchase?" asks the shopkeeper. "We have other models that might work better."

The man agrees and buys a little more expensive one.

The next day the man is back yet again. The shopkeeper, visually puzzled on how a toilet brush can be such a big deal, asks "What's the matter, didn't like the new one either?"

"Well" replies the man. "To be honest it *was* pretty effective. But I gotta say, I prefer toilet paper!"

What's the name of the cheapest vasectomy provider?

UnderCutters

I've just ordered an empty cardboard box from Chernobyl.

It was the cheapest microwave I could find.

Lifehack .

1. Hire the cheapest prostitute you can find.
2. Take her to a swingers club.
3. Switch with someone's hot wife.

I took my wife for a £20 Wetherspoons meal this Valentine's

Cheapest divorce ever.

Smart blonde joke

Whoah, I know. Here it is: so a blonde walks into a bank and asked to borrow a $500 loan. The bank needs some colleratal so she gives the bank her Rolls Royce. After a couple of months she comes back and promptly pays the loan back. The bank clerk asked why she borrowed the money if she could pay it back easily.
She said, "cheapest parking in San Francisco."

That man is richest whose pleasures are cheapest. -Henry David Thoreau

Masturbation

A wife goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot for the family pet

The wife is given an option and since she doesn't have too much money goes for the cheapest one and wonders why it is cheap. The owner tells her it is because it is from a brothel.

When she arrives home the parrot says: "Another new brothel for sex"
Then when the daughter arrives the parrot says: "A new face has come"

Then when the father comes home, the parrot says: "John, I haven't seen you in weeks, would you like the usual?"

My friends keep insisting I'm the cheapest person they have ever met.

I'm not buying it.

Dad, How did you meet Mom?

Dad - I came in this city with $10 in my pocket. And, She was the cheapest.

My wife keeps telling me I'n the cheapest person she ever met.

I'm not buying it.

What's the cheapest place to buy shrimp?

A prawn shop.

What's the cheapest gas?

Freon

My friends all claim that I'm the cheapest person they ever met.

I don't buy it.

My parents got me the cheapest circumcision available

It was a rip off

We offer the cheapest brake service in town!

Once you start coming here you won't be able to stop!

a young man walks into a bar

A young man walks into a bar and asks for 10 shots of his cheapest whiskey.

As the bar tender is lining up the shot glasses and is pouring "what's the occasion"?

The young man replied "I just experienced my first blow job".

"So you celebrating"? asked the bar tender.

No... just trying to kill the taste.

What's the cheapest part of a house?

The roof tiles, because they're on the house.

My wife says I'm the cheapest man in the world.

Well, I'm not buying it.

Did you know, the cheapest type of meat you can purchase is a deers balls?

Its because they're under a buck

My wife claims I'm the cheapest person she's ever met.

I'm not buying it.

I've decided to open the world's cheapest brothel.

Penny for your thots?

My Grandfather was the cheapest guy in the world.

As he was dying in my arms he said "Boy...I can see the light....turn it off.."

Why do priests always drink the cheapest sacrimental wine?

Because it's God swill.

I grew up in a really rural environment and my dad always wanted me to embrace eating wild game. His strongest argument was how much money could be saved by eating deer rather than beef, especially deer testicles.

They're the cheapest meat you can find, boy. You can always find them under a buck.

The cheapest meat is deer balls

They're under a buck!!!

What is the cheapest meat?

It's deer balls they're always under a buck.

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