Cheapest Jokes

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Funniest Cheapest Short Jokes

Short cheapest jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cheapest humour may include short cheaper jokes also.

  1. I've just ordered an empty cardboard box from Chernobyl. It was the cheapest microwave I could find.
  2. Which country has the cheapest prostitutes? Vietnam. Because over there you need 20840 dongs to make a dollar.
  3. My company put me up in the cheapest hotel... I called down to the front desk and said "I've got a leak in my sink."
    They said "Go ahead."
  4. What's the cheapest nuts you can buy? What's the cheapest nuts you can buy?
    Deer nuts. They are just under a buck
  5. My Grandfather was the cheapest guy in the world. As he was dying in my arms he said "Boy...I can see the light....turn it off.."
  6. A guy came to my bar the other day and told me "hey man I don't have much money, can you just give me your cheapest shot?" . . I said "Yeah, your ugly and your mom dresses you funny".
  7. Why was the calculator salesman happy when he sold his cheapest calculator? Because they all add up!
  8. Did you know that United Airlines has the cheapest prices! Therefore, their prices are unbeatable!!!!!!..... but their customers aren't.
  9. I was looking for the best price for a flight from the UK to the US and found Air India is the cheapest.. Problem is i'm not sure if I can hold on to the outside of the plane for that long.
  10. We offer the cheapest brake service in town! Once you start coming here you won't be able to stop!

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Cheapest One Liners

Which cheapest one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cheapest? I can suggest the ones about cheaper than and shortest.

  1. What's the cheapest part of a house? The roof tiles, because they're on the house.
  2. My wife claims I'm the cheapest person she's ever met. I'm not buying it.
  3. What are the cheapest kind of nuts? Deer nuts, they're under a buck.
  4. My wife keeps telling me I'n the cheapest person she ever met. I'm not buying it.
  5. My wife says I'm the cheapest man in the world. Well, I'm not buying it.
  6. I asked for the cheapest contraceptive. They gave me a laxative.
  7. My friends all claim that I'm the cheapest person they ever met. I don't buy it.
  8. My girlfriend told me i'm the cheapest person she met. I don't buy that
  9. I've decided to open the world's cheapest brothel. Penny for your thots?
  10. My parents got me the cheapest circumcision available It was a rip off
  11. Why do priests always drink the cheapest sacrimental wine? Because it's God swill.
  12. What's the cheapest place to buy shrimp? A prawn shop.
  13. What's the cheapest kind of meat? Deer testicals they're under a buck.
  14. What's the cheapest gas? Freon
  15. What's the name of the cheapest vasectomy provider? UnderCutters

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Rib-Tickling Cheapest Jokes that Bring Friends Together

What funny jokes about cheapest you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean smallest jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cheapest pranks.

My Irish friend p**... just told me that he robbed a shop last night.

"What did you get?" I asked.
"26 pictures," he smiled, showing me. "The cheapest one is worth over $180,000."
I said, "Dude, these are from an real estate agents."

Finally, he had made the perfect AI, a superhuman intelligence, waiting for his orders ...

Finally, he had made the perfect AI, a superhuman intelligence, waiting for his order. It would do whatever he told it to do, and it would do so in the most effective, fastest and cheapest way possible. So he thought, and thought and finally said to the robot, "Robot, I don't want to see any suffering in this world, ever."
Promptly, the robot grabbed the nearby icepick and t**... it in his eyes.

What is the cheapest meat?

Deer t**....
They're under a Buck.

"What wine do you have at this restaurant that you would recommend for an arts student?"

"v**.... The cheapest brand. And show me the money in advance."

Guy walks into a bar...

Guy: I'll take a PBR.
Bartender: draft, bottle, or tallboy?
Guy: what's cheapest?
Bartender: you are.
*don't know if original, but just popped into my head as I sit here drinking my PBR 😊

The toilet brush

A man walks into a store looking for a toilet brush. The store owner shows him a variety of brushes at various pricepoints. The man thinks for a little while, then buys the cheapest one.
The next day the man is back at the store. "Were you unhappy with your purchase?" asks the shopkeeper. "We have other models that might work better."
The man agrees and buys a little more expensive one.
The next day the man is back yet again. The shopkeeper, visually puzzled on how a toilet brush can be such a big deal, asks "What's the matter, didn't like the new one either?"
"Well" replies the man. "To be honest it *was* pretty effective. But I gotta say, I prefer toilet paper!"

Lifehack .

1. Hire the cheapest p**... you can find.
2. Take her to a swingers club.
3. Switch with someone's hot wife.

Smart blonde joke

Whoah, I know. Here it is: so a blonde walks into a bank and asked to borrow a $500 loan. The bank needs some colleratal so she gives the bank her Rolls Royce. After a couple of months she comes back and promptly pays the loan back. The bank clerk asked why she borrowed the money if she could pay it back easily.
She said, "cheapest parking in San Francisco."

That man is richest whose pleasures are cheapest. -Henry David Thoreau


A wife goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot for the family pet

The wife is given an option and since she doesn't have too much money goes for the cheapest one and wonders why it is cheap. The owner tells her it is because it is from a brothel.
When she arrives home the parrot says: "Another new brothel for s**..."
Then when the daughter arrives the parrot says: "A new face has come"
Then when the father comes home, the parrot says: "John, I haven't seen you in weeks, would you like the usual?"

a young man walks into a bar

A young man walks into a bar and asks for 10 shots of his cheapest whiskey.
As the bar tender is lining up the shot glasses and is pouring "what's the occasion"?
The young man replied "I just experienced my first b**...".
"So you celebrating"? asked the bar tender.
No... just trying to kill the taste.

Did you know, the cheapest type of meat you can purchase is a deers b**...?

Its because they're under a buck

I grew up in a really rural environment and my dad always wanted me to embrace eating wild game. His strongest argument was how much money could be saved by eating deer rather than beef, especially deer t**....

They're the cheapest meat you can find, boy. You can always find them under a buck.

The cheapest meat is deer b**...

They're under a buck!!!

What is the cheapest meat?

It's deer b**... they're always under a buck.

What's the cheapest meat you can buy?

Deer b**.... Their under a buck.

A man asked a lawyer what his cheapest service was

"For $100 I answer three questions," the lawyer replied.
"Don't you think that's a bit ridiculous?" the man asked.
"Yes. What's your last question"

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